José Mourinho
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Chelsea do very little right and we get hated. Explain that?I never understood the whole "stop hating on team X" stuff. If people hate your team, you must be doing something right. embrace it.
Chelsea do very little right and we get hated. Explain that?I never understood the whole "stop hating on team X" stuff. If people hate your team, you must be doing something right. embrace it.
I never understood the whole "stop hating on team X" stuff. If people hate your team, you must be doing something right. embrace it.
Chelsea do very little right and we get hated. Explain that?
But he's a lovely man.abramovich
Chelsea do very little right and we get hated. Explain that?
Guys let's focus all this rage and anger at Benfica.
lol he's passionate.*incoming bukkake of CL gifs courtesy of Wooden*
It's snowing. Out comes the jacket
By contrast, Kroos is dynamic and hardworking. He can play at the back of midfield or at the front, in the centre or on the flank. He could almost certainly play as a box-to-box midfielder in a 4-4-2 if he ever were asked to do something so archaic. He is creative without being flash, breaks up play without being violent. He is physically robust without being a monster and astute in possession without over-reaching. He has an understated efficiency that means he probably isn't appreciated as much as he ought to be.
The Toon are gonna get smashed.
I really think Spurs will go all the way and win it they have the AVB swag.
The Toon are gonna get smashed.
I really think Spurs will go all the way and win it they have the AVB swag.
I agree with Fry. And I wrote my statement yesterday. The hate we face changed from funny to annoying over the time. and you know what, it's not even coming from the dortmund fans. they behave good lately.
and here is a photo of götze peeing
I agree with Fry. And I wrote my statement yesterday. The hate we face changed from funny to annoying over the time. and you know what, it's not even coming from the dortmund fans. they behave good lately.
Football Thread |OT17| Cynicism, Cuntitude and a dash of Fascism
It doesn't even matter.Did Bayern hate not grow at the same rate as their post CL hissy fits? "we were duped..." etc.
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Going to divert from Fry's meltdown to bring some RAWKish truth to this thread. The Guardian have a brilliant article about the evolving role of the playmaker, and how Tony Kroos is the playmaker of the future. Now, quick test, in this paragraph replace all mentions of Kroos with Jordan Henderson, and tell me it doesn't make sense.
Jordan Henderson || Playmaker 2015 || 4D
Christ, this is the reason why I want Bayern to lose. I genuinely had no reason whatsoever to dislike them until you guys started whining that people disliked you. Man the fuck up.
Pep is going to turn Kroos into the best midfielder in the world.
Fuck
my god
it's true
Our first Ballon d'Or since Michael Owen and after Danny Welbeck will go to Hendiety
Madrid "deserve" their money but they're still damaging their own league.
It's not really about deserve. It's more of a moral obligation to take into account the league as a whole - or whether there should be an obligation at all.
my god
it's true
Our first Ballon d'Or since Michael Owen and after Danny Welbeck will go to Hendiety
Jordan Henderson has revealed how part of his plan to earn regular starts under Brendan Rodgers involves staying behind after training sessions for finishing practice.
Open you eyes a little bit. It makes impossible to discuss about the team we like. All is left to to whine and complain.Your team is disliked as well, but it has also the most support in this thread, so it doesn't become a problem to you.
All I want to do here is to talk about football, but that doesn't seem to be possible. That's why we have so much shit being talked about here, that's when we leave all alliances behind, get in the right mood for silly talking and everything flows right.
Can Welbeck join in?
He needs the practice.
If Harry had taken the Newcastle job, you would be Championship strugglers.
not offside.
That is offside.
Very offside, actually.
lol
Worst post about football in recent memory.
let all your anger out already, manc.
That's totally offside
Welp, time for Conte to ask the mafia to bribe UEFA.
Seriously shouldn't have counted and their home leg would be far more exciting if Bayern only had one goal.
Are you fucking blind you Nickelback loving cuntsweat?
Not offside.
super offside
I think he's being sarcastic?
Fry used to just have shitty taste. Now he's gone over into the objectively wrong category. Fry's knowledge of the offside rule is as good as half the posters from the Euro 2012 thread.
Wtf spoiler tag man. Fuck. First Arnie and Clegg with Bioshock, now this. Football Thread | Spoiler Island.
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:lolol I won't even quote you Fry but that is so offside. So offside.
Staggering...
He is onside. Look at the left leg of the defender
What the fuck fry loooooooooool you blind cunt
Lol fry get over it, I know we all did.
Thats a hard decision to call. He's leaning into an offside position but his feet appear to be in line with the Juventus player.
Aren't the officials told to favour the attacker in this instance? I'm sure I heard it once. Dumb as it sounds.
That's a tight call at full motion. No where near as clear cut as the Ibra goal against Barca.
Mandzukic's head (closest playable body part to goal) is dead in line with the defender's foot (offside line)
He's onside, judging by that shot
4 CL matches, inclusing Bayern vs Juve, and we still couldn't get the 5,000 we needed to get to the new thread. Didn't even get close actually. Really weird.
edit: Only 2,750 posts since Tuesday's kickoffs :O
Whatever body part that can be used to make contact with the ball is what counts.
So the left foot of the Juve player makes the offside line, and the top of the Bayern player's shoulder are the points that should be analysed. At least that is what I've been told haha.
He is offside, but just by a little, not close to Ibra's offside.
kpop bro <3
I like it.Football Thread |OT17| Cynicism, Cuntitude and a dash of Fascism
Did Bayern hate not grow at the same rate as their post CL hissy fits? "we were duped..." etc.
If he's off, its by literally an inch
Have Blackburn appointed someone new yet? Surely Grant Hanley deserves a fair crack at it.
Have Blackburn appointed someone new yet? Surely Grant Hanley deserves a fair crack at it.
I agree with you 100%.There must be. Football is there to make the masses cheer, to act like an enhancer of local culture and a recognizable brand of a region. It's also an ambassador that can greatly influence the attractivity of a region, or people. Madrid get their money from the Spanish state, therefore it's only normal that they pay attention to the situation of football in other regions of Spain too. It's not a moral obligation, it's almost payback for the generosity they benefit from.
Now, even in places clubs don't directly get help from the state, a non-written principle of solidarity applies, just like when Bayern saved Dortmund from bankruptcy by lending money to it to honour short-term bills.
I don't dislike Madrid but their selfish behaviour is sociopathic in the strict sense. Add to that they can't win titles and mismanage their money and you have a national problem. I am almost 100% positive Real Madrid has a more negative than positive effect on the Spanish economy and international perception. But that must be measured with relevant metrics at hand.
why do people keep saying Paulo
why do people keep saying Paulo
why do people keep saying Paulo
I just laughed out loud in the library silent area at the realisation that I've been calling him Paul - o.
You're just a Paulo hater.