LabouredSubterfuge
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Hopefully get to watch ZahALLAH and Powell play this evening.
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Football Thread |OT16| Bacon & Dregs
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Not for tier 1 clubs.
LabouredSubterfuge
Member
And there it is.
Fair enough.
Broder Salsa
Banned
Do we have any doctors in here? My left eye is messing up and the whole side of my vision is fucked up, I think I'm dying
help
i'm dying
help
i'm dying
"Which player will you be selling to Manchester in the summer?"
Sleep, brah.
kingellesar
Member
Cut back on the wanking.
Juve fans (and others), how do you rate the Juve CBs? I'm talking to Cox over Twitter, he's saying Chiellini and Bonucci are a fair amount better than Barzagli and that if he played with a front three he'd press those two + Pirlo.
Now I wouldn't necessarily disagree with that but only because Chiellini and Beckenbonny are a tad more proactive in their defending and can be got with when pressing, whereas Barzagli is the type to latch onto your mistakes and wait it out for you to have the ball.
Barzagli's probably been the best centre back in Europe this season. Can't really think of many others, apart from the other Juves.
Now I wouldn't necessarily disagree with that but only because Chiellini and Beckenbonny are a tad more proactive in their defending and can be got with when pressing, whereas Barzagli is the type to latch onto your mistakes and wait it out for you to have the ball.
Barzagli's probably been the best centre back in Europe this season. Can't really think of many others, apart from the other Juves.
Broder Salsa
Banned
I slept like 8 hours tonight.
I'm at uni right now, can't help but wank during class.
Good. Damn, this academy is going to come In handy in more ways than one.
I can attest to this, cut back like I did and feel like a champion
Find a virgin. Extract a cocktail of their tears and semen. Rub it in your eyes.
Might help. Dunno.
As should we all be. But he's a United fan so clearly the PL will lie in ruins as we storm our way to our fourth treble in succession
Broder Salsa
Banned
Well not on the dying part... I hope.
But yeah, my left eye is messing up, having a hard time even reading in front of my laptop right now unless i close my left eye.
This is going to sound quite sad but : fifa GAF has taken away all my fapping time.
You might be laughing right now but won't when believe FC loses their best player.
PrematureQuiche
Member
Well not on the dying part... I hope.
But yeah, my left eye is messing up, having a hard time even reading in front of my laptop right now unless i close my left eye.
If it doesn't go away, leave the class and go straight to a doctor.
PM incoming - I hope you've read it all :lolol
To hell with it, PM you too! Obviously, spoilers in the PM's.
PrematureQuiche
Member
Wooden, I googled it and it seems like you are about to drop dead . RIP Wooden. I'll miss you I think.
. RIP Wooden. I'll miss you I think.kingellesar
Member
Yeah we're all thankful.
New VP for Marketing we've hired at my agency comes from UNICEF and his first name is Ryutaro. Already sounds boss.
Lots of stuff online about Suarez leaving if the right team comes knocking. I don't see how Real don't come knocking if he's seriously looking for Champions League action.
Lots of stuff online about Suarez leaving if the right team comes knocking. I don't see how Real don't come knocking if he's seriously looking for Champions League action.
loooooooool
We're not afriad of a goddamn mouse.
I'm terrible at judging players, so ... All I know is our defensive trio has been beasting across all competitions for the last year and a half. Barzagli has been very good for quite some time, way before he joined us. Right now, he's at the top of his game. He's found the perfect partners in Bonny and Chiello and vice-versa. It certainly helps that we're a very organized team and I'm sure every defender would be glad to have Vidal and Marchisio playing in front of them, as they neutralize most of threats coming our way. However, Barzagli has been unreal. The last time I've seen such level of defensive perfection, it was back in 2006 from Cannavaro. I'm not saying Barza is *that* good, but, fuck me, it certainly looks that way.
Well not on the dying part... I hope.
But yeah, my left eye is messing up, having a hard time even reading in front of my laptop right now unless i close my left eye.
This is going to sound quite sad but : fifa GAF has taken away all my fapping time.
You might be laughing right now but won't when believe FC loses their best player.
What do you mean by messing up? Is it stinging? Did you notice any stickiness when you woke up in the morning? Like your eyes were closed shut and you had difficulty opening them? Any yellow discharge in the corners of your eye? Any redness to your eye?
My first thought is possibly conjunctivitis. Would need to know more really. I'd advise you to pop down to your local pharmacy and speak to someone there.
Off to work now. Hopefully you get it sorted. I've had conjunctivitis as recently as last year and it ruined my day. Most unpleasant.
edit:
What does Michael Cox know? You should point him in the direction of Zonal Marking and tell him to have a read of that site. Dearie me.
I had something similiar occur with my right eye about 18 months ago. Went to GP immediately then got referred to two specialists. I'm very squeemish about eyes but luckily it turned out to be an inflamation on my cornea which went away after a few months of putting cream on my eye (as weird as it sounds).
Basically, go to your GP as soon as you can. If you're particularly worried you can call your local practice and book an appointment with another doctor.
Broder Salsa
Banned
No felt nothing this morning or have any pain, have had conjunctivitis and it isn't that i'm fairly sure. Just suddenly started noticing in class that my vision was getting blurry + having some weird... Ugh, hard to explain, noise/artifacts on the left, and it got progressively worse for an hour from being barely able to notice it, to not being able to read at all. It's not that bad right now and never felt dizzy. Will go home and sleep for an hour or two and see if it won't be completely gone then.
Gareth Bale
Member
Was it you yesterday who managed to slide tackle one of our strikers without pressing a button?
Are your eyes bloodshot or red at all? Like others have said if you're not immediately concerned get some rest and then see how you feel, how you can see and how your eyes look in the mirror.
Hopefully it turned Maggio into a decent defender.I'll wait for Fifa 14.
Dat De Scoglio. When is Brazil - Italy on, btw? Might take a peek. Italy's plane was struck by lightning yesterday while landing in Geneva, so I'm curious to see what superpowers the players acquired.
That would require a miracle, I'm afraid.
Vivalaraza
Member
Holy shit when is the match and where can I watch it.
Vivalaraza
Member
Hahaha the ref for Croatia vs Serbia...
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LabouredSubterfuge
Member
5pm tomorrow.
Regulus Tera
Romanes Eunt Domus
Not as bad as a Salcido/Torrado midfield. *shudders*
Head-on collision with a camel? Okay :lol
And Banned Paper have got it in for Rio. Twats.
"HE CAN BE PUNDIT, WHY HE NO WANNA PLAY ??"
He just doesn't give a shit Hahahaha
I've warmed to the little cunt. Helps he's a magnificent footballer as well.
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