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[Broder Salsa]

Yeah, but that would actually truly prove, once and for all, that they are, in fact better than FC Copenhagen and you wouldn't that, would you?

We would be the ones beating them in the finale.

The day Mike Jensen is more than a genital wart in the world of football, I will hate the world.

 

[D_prOdigy]

Dortmund rooters are football hipsters, what do we call Dortmund haters because others starting to like them? double hipsters?
.

No-one can win. The only move to play is be Phil Neville.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

I wonder if Juve also will score two decisive goals when they will be needed tomorrow night.

I'd jizz.

 

[spidye]

WAKE UP CLEGG

Neuer said he fears Vucinic. lol

 

[FootballFan]

they just got kicked out of the cl in the most cruel way possible. I totally understand them

Yep had the game ended 2-2 and the Dortmund players saw Malaga's offside goal they would be upset too. Just how it is.

 

[Clegg]

WAKE UP CLEGG

How will Vucinic celebrate if Juve go through tomorrow night?

 

[Yurt]

Neuer said he fears Vucinic. lol

We fear Vucinic too.

 

[Broder Salsa]

WAKE UP CLEGG

 

[faridmon]

No-one can win. The only move to play is be Phil Neville.

Arsenal will get his service. Then we can all be friend and laugh at their expense.

Spoiler

you are not an Arsenal fan, are

 

[AndresON777]

I'm in that camp too. Been in for a while. I don't hate dortmund but you can't have a team that everyone loves. Where's the fun in that.





Barca win and Juve Remuntada tomorrow plz. Nothing against Bayern but a remuntada in the semi's would be amazing.

I wouldn't mind seeing a Juve Remuntada tomorrow just to see the meltdown of Bayern-gaf.

It would be spectacular

 

[Meus Renaissance]

MANAGER REACTION - Dortmund 3-2 Malaga (Agg: 3-2)

Dortmund boss Jurgen Klopp: "I did wish today that I would see this. It was our worst half in the Champions League in the first half, we showed nerves and it was not good at all.

"In the second half we tried better but they were very clever. Over the two games we are deserved winners. I cannot describe what I was feeling inside, I think I need to see a doctor.

"If we play with the passion of tonight we are difficult to play against. We are in the semi-final, it's one of the best nights ever. Me and my assistant were talking and saying to each other 'who would have thought a couple of years ago we would have been in the semi-finals of a Champions League'?"

 

[Sviatoslav]

We fear Vucinic too.

I fear that next time Vucinic won't be wearing his tighty whities.

 

[The perfect Dark]

DORTMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUND
DORTMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUND


This is Party-Town now. Sadly it's too dark to take pictures

 

[G-Unit]

I hope it happens to Arsenal one day, then you would know how it feels...



Even Subotic says FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Arsenal fails before they even start the match, get a new DT for fucks sake

 

[D_prOdigy]

Arsenal will get his service. Then we can all be friend and laugh at their expense.

Spoiler

you are not an Arsenal fan, are

No, but he'll be coming back to United alongside Super Frank so you can laugh at us then.

 

[Clegg]

Malaga's President has been tweeting

Abdullah N Al Thani ‏@ANAALThani 17m

Thank you very much for the team you have been Champions On the pitch I'm sorry to go out this way injustice and racism

I hope to open a thorough investigation UEFA regarding the Spanish club out this way Which does not affect the spirit of sport

This is not football, but racism and clear of all

 

[dc89]

Infinite?

Yup.

Pussy.

I'm playing on Hard mode. I'm not gonna say where I am but it's bloody solid.

 

[Zero148]

Malaga players saw the replay in the tunnels and got upset. Do they not realise their own goal was offside?

I can understand that they are upset. But as you said, going by non offside goals Dortmund still won 2:1.


DDOOORRTTTMMUUNNDDD!

 

[Milchmonster]

WEIDENFELLER - former cunt, now nice guy, leader, not being able to speak English and a top class keeper
PISCZCZEK - got a broken hip that needs surgery and still is one hell of a RB
SUBOTIC - got a tattoo with Klopp's face that says best friends forever, also a good CB
SANTANA - got a huge shiny head, long fucking legs and scores offside goals
SCHMELZER - got a broken nose, a shitty national team coach and doesn't care
BENDER - can't stop running and launches himself into other team players to get the ball while breaking every single bone in his body
GÜNDOGAN - former mispurchase, the second G is silent and he doesn't even lose possession when he slips
BLASZCZYKOWSKI - was already done at BVB, runs fast and is now awesome
GÖTZE - 20-year-old wonderboy that forgot how to finish
REUS - can shoot like a best, corners and free kicks like a god
LEWANDOWSKI - top class striker and money whore

SCHIEBER - cut his hair himself and scored two goals, so called shit player
SAHIN - fucked off to Real, sucks for any other club
HUMMELS - legend, future captain, signature long pass
KLOPP - got new glasses from Oakley and is pretty awesome

 

[Broder Salsa]

Malaga's President has been tweeting

Anal Thani sounds a bit butthurt.

 

[faridmon]

We would be the ones beating them in the finale.

The day Mike Jensen is more than a genital wart in the world of football, I will hate the world.

John Carew would score with his hairy chest and rip his shirt out to reveal the massage '' Rosenborg is actually Vålerenga'' and win the cup.

You lot will have no chance, against the blues.

and Mike Jensen will piss on your tops for a celebration.

 

[Meus Renaissance]

Malaga's President has been tweeting

His head is gone

 

[Wes]

Were Dortmund the racists or the refs?

 

[Sviatoslav]

I didn't know that Keit was the Malaga president.

 

[AndresON777]

I didn't know that Keit was the Malaga president.

:lol

 

[faridmon]

No, but he'll be coming back to United alongside Super Frank so you can laugh at us then.

Lets hope that never happens, trust me you don't want that!

 

[Clegg]

Klopp makes great faces

 

[faridmon]

Arsenal fails before they even start the match, get a new DT for fucks sake

yeah, but they will root for Dortmund so they can have the feel of a trophy
/Ninja Theory

 

[keit4]

I didn't know that Keit was the Malaga president.

Shut up, racist.

 

[pulga]

WAKE UP CLEGG

ILL CHANGE MY AVVY TO VUCINICS BALLS IF WE GO THROUGH

 

[Yurt]

Play nice guys

 

[The perfect Dark]

Klopp drives Porsche.

I saw him a couple days ago...nice glasses btw ^^

 

[Broder Salsa]

Play nice guys

Yes, no one wants to see Vucinics balls.

 

[faridmon]

OK Guys, how do you want your CL Semis to be set up?

Option 1: German Derby and Spanish Derby

Bayern Munich Vs Brossia Dortmund
Real Madrid Vs Barcalona

Options 2: German Vs Spain

Bayern Munich Vs Real Madrid
Brossia Dortmund Vs Barcalona

 

[Broder Salsa]

OK Guys, how do you want your CL Semis to be set up?

Option 1: German Derby and Spanish Derby

Bayern Munich Vs Brossia Dortmund
Real Madrid Vs Barcalona

Options 2: German Vs Spain

Bayern Munich Vs Real Madrid
Brossia Dortmund Vs Barcalona

As unrealistic as it is, I really want a Dortmund - Bayern finale, just the prospect of Bayern choking the second year in a row and against Dortmund this time, this thread would be a war zone for months. So Spain vs Germany.

 

[spidye]

OK Guys, how do you want your CL Semis to be set up?

Option 1: German Derby and Spanish Derby

Bayern Munich Vs Brossia Dortmund
Real Madrid Vs Barcalona

Options 2: German Vs Spain

Bayern Munich Vs Real Madrid
Brossia Dortmund Vs Barcalona

I'd wait and see if we bottle the game tomorrow

 

[Milchmonster]

OK Guys, how do you want your CL Semis to be set up?

Option 1: German Derby and Spanish Derby

Bayern Munich Vs Brossia Dortmund
Real Madrid Vs Barcalona

Options 2: German Vs Spain

Bayern Munich Vs Real Madrid
Brossia Dortmund Vs Barcalona

Fuck Bayern, I want Barca. Oh wait, I want PSG.

 

[Yurt]

OK Guys, how do you want your CL Semis to be set up?

Option 1: German Derby and Spanish Derby

Bayern Munich Vs Brossia Dortmund
Real Madrid Vs Barcalona

Options 2: German Vs Spain

Bayern Munich Vs Real Madrid
Brossia Dortmund Vs Barcalona

It'll be the 2nd one, it's not even an option. UEFA won't allow it.

 

[faridmon]

As unrealistic as it is, I really want a Dortmund - Bayern finale, just the prospect of Bayern choking the second year in a row and against Dortmund this time, this thread would be a war zone for months. So Spain vs Germany.

I can't see how this unrealistic.

 

[Canis lupus]

OptaJose ‏@OptaJose

3 - Galatasaray is the 1st club to score three goals against Real Madrid in the #UCL under Jose Mourinho. Relaxation

 

[Zero148]

OK Guys, how do you want your CL Semis to be set up?

Option 1: German Derby and Spanish Derby

Bayern Munich Vs Brossia Dortmund
Real Madrid Vs Barcalona

Options 2: German Vs Spain

Bayern Munich Vs Real Madrid
Brossia Dortmund Vs Barcalona

I will take option 2. Really want to play Barca, should be amazing matches

 

[Broder Salsa]

I can't see how this unrealistic.

Because Barca will beat the shit out of Bayern or Dortmund.

#antijinx

 

[faridmon]

I'd wait and see if we bottle the game tomorrow

Shit, I jinxed it. Sorry!

 

[Wes]

OK Guys, how do you want your CL Semis to be set up?

Option 1: German Derby and Spanish Derby

Bayern Munich Vs Brossia Dortmund
Real Madrid Vs Barcalona

Options 2: German Vs Spain

Bayern Munich Vs Real Madrid
Brossia Dortmund Vs Barcalona

At this point I don't have any preference. Either option is going to bring about 5 great matches.

 

[Sviatoslav]

Shut up, racist.

On the John Terry to Luis Suarez scale, how racist am I?

 

[AndresON777]

Fuck Bayern, I want Barca. Oh wait, I want PSG.

We beat Baryern and you beat Madrid.

Dream Final

 

[xintin]

On the John Terry to Luis Suarez scale, how racist am I?

that's like a scale of 10 to 11.

 

[spidye]

On the John Terry to Luis Suarez scale, how racist am I?

Baconosaurus level.

 

[Yurt]

On the John Terry to Luis Suarez scale, how racist am I?

Bacon. Unintentionally racist.

Edit: Beaten by a Bayern poster. It's a sign of things to come.

 

[Canis lupus]

Was apparently before the Real game