Support NeoGAF

[pulga]

god forbid you don't win the champions league FOR THE TENTH TIME.

bu bu but Ive only seen us win it like thrice, and I was too young to troll anyone when I was 9

 

[AndresON777]

Haha they're playing the Pellegrini salt on ESPN deportes.

:lol

Suck it, Madridista

 

[arkon]

Fuck yeah, Dortmund! What a way to finish the game. Absolutely incredible.

I had all but given up hope that they would get through especially going 2-1 down and with some of the saves Caballero was making. So good though.

Also that first Dormund goal was orgasmic. The build up, the flick from Reus, the little dink and finish from Lewandowski at considerable speed. I came so many times.

Unfortunate for Malaga, but they've had a good debut campaign and weren't that far off making the semis.


Also lol at the Madrid score. Couldn't believe it when they were 1-0 up at halftime and then the final score. Oh well, they won't give a shit. They're through.

Juve vs Real and Barca vs Dortmund semis please. Please.

 

[fuenf]

I shouldnt have checked Facebook As expected half of my friends suddenly remembered they were Dortmund fans

 

[spidye]

The prospect of watching Real - Bayern or Barca - Bayern on a crappy 360p stream sucks I missed half of the game against Juve already because of some shitty stream.

I know streaming sucks.
you can always go to a pub with friends.

 

[fuenf]

I know streaming suck.
you can always go to a pub with friends.

I hate watching important games with others

 

[Wax Free Vanilla]

I see Wednesday won.

dat finish

 

[Canis lupus]

#WorstWes

Cost us the Semis! lol

 

[Broder Salsa]

Gala did well, proud of them. HALA Madrid!

omg those teeth lol

 

[spidye]

I hate watching important games with others

haha I'm the same. my friends don't ask me anymore since I'm always a huge cunt at bayern games.

 

[faridmon]

If I was in London I would have watched the Dortmund game in a German Pub. They are awesome.

 

[LanceVance]

I see Wednesday won.

dat finish

:lol at the guy that runs in the opposite direction to celebrate

 

[AndresON777]

I hate watching important games with others

I feel ya. I watch big matches standing up the whole time. Fucking Chelsea last year, smh

 

[Kyoufu]

Dortmund and Newcastle have the best fans in the world.

 

[faridmon]

I wonder if Ibra will turn tomorrow against Barca. Hope he doesn't bottle it again, but most likely than not, he will

I still love ya bro!

 

[fuenf]

I bet the Dortmund fans felt more joy today than us Bayern fans did on the weekend

Life's cruel.

And Milchmonster / Phantast take my current dislike for Dortmund as the ultimate token of respect.

 

[faridmon]

Dortmund and Newcastle have the best fans in the world.

You can't have Best fans when you are relegated...

Spoiler

jk

 

[Kyoufu]

You can't have Best fans when you are relegated...

Spoiler

jk

I hope Phil Neville is your manager in the summer.

Spoiler

PLAYER manager!

 

[Canis lupus]

Malaga president:

Abdullah N Al Thani ‏@ANAALThani 54m

This is not football, but racism and clear of all

 

[Broder Salsa]

Dortmund and Newcastle have the best fans in the world.

Not even Dortmund are in the top of fans in the world, even if they are great. Maybe in the bigger leagues in Europe but mang, some countries got fans well beyond what we see around these parts.

 

[Messi]

Dortmund have the best fans. Holy shit at the players going up onto the fence. Thats awesome.

 

[Regulus Tera]

Malaga president:

Abdullah N Al Thani ‏@ANAALThani 54m

This is not football, but racism and clear of all

Maybe these oil magnates should actually, you know, read up on the laws of football before buying any football clubs.

 

[The perfect Dark]

The last four minutes with german commentary

https://soundcloud.com/90elf/nachspielzeit-bvb-malaga

Play button = top of the page

 

[faridmon]

I hope Phil Neville is your manager in the summer.

Spoiler

PLAYER manager!

Don't even joke about that, because it could happen.

If it happens I will hate you forever.

 

[Broder Salsa]

Maybe these oil magnates should actually, you know, read up on the laws of football before buying any football clubs.

That's unreasonable, next you will say he has to pay his players wages too.

 

[Zero148]

Malaga president:

Abdullah N Al Thani ‏@ANAALThani 54m

This is not football, but racism and clear of all

does anybody know whe he is talking about racism all the time?

 

[bud]

Malaga president:

Abdullah N Al Thani ‏@ANAALThani 54m

This is not football, but racism and clear of all

GODDAMMIT, BACON.

 

[AndresON777]

Dortmund have the best fans. Holy shit at the players going up onto the fence. Thats awesome.

sorry for the size but it is that awesome.

Im going to go pretend i'm marco reus on fifa

 

[Broder Salsa]

The last four minutes with german commentary

https://soundcloud.com/90elf/nachspielzeit-bvb-malaga

Play button = top of the page

Clubs seriously needs to stop playing music after goals, the worst. Hearing the supporters screams is so much better when not muted out by shit music.

 

[faridmon]

NO more Phil Neville next season.

That alone will make the Everton fans become the best fans in the world.

 

[Messi]

Ok, well this round of the CL has had its dramatics now so we can resume normal service tomorrow with Barca and Juventus wins.

Spoiler

Fuck you Timurid

 

[Kyoufu]

NO more Phil Neville next season.

That alone will make the Everton fans become the best fans in the world.

You will become the best team in the world. You will do the QUADRUPLE.

 

[AndresON777]

Ok, well this round of the CL has had its dramatics now so we can resume normal service tomorrow with Barca and Juventus wins.

Spoiler

Fuck you Timurid

The only good part of Juventus winning is if they got Madrid in the semis. I want to see pulga's reaction and posts during the games

 

[Tecl0n]

The last four minutes with german commentary

https://soundcloud.com/90elf/nachspielzeit-bvb-malaga

Play button = top of the page

I'm guessing tor means goal?

 

[K1LLER7]

Installing MGS:Rising.

Yurt this better be good

 

[fuenf]

I'm in general a pretty nervous person, but when Bayern plays it usually becomes ten times worse, maybe because I witnessed the CL final of 99 and the season/CL final of 01.

Their stream broke down for me so I had to switch to BVB Radio. The moment I turn it on Dortmund scores.

It doesnt help that it's Dortmund destiny to win the CL 2013 this year.

I'll request a perma ban if Dortmund wins it.

 

[The perfect Dark]

I'm guessing tor means goal?

Yes

and "scheiss egal wer es geschossen hat" means "I don't give a fuck who scored the goal"

lol

 

[Messi]

"Replays suggest your third goal was offside" - Sky
"Our third goal? But I heard the 2nd goal of Malaga was too, This is very important information. so its ok." - Klopp

Lol Klopp is amazing.

 

[pulga]

The only good part of Juventus winning is if they got Madrid in the semis. I want to see pulga's reaction and posts during the games

I wont even log in, you bitch.

 

[Zero148]

Yes

and "scheiss egal wer es geschossen hat" means "I don't give a fuck who scored the goal"

lol

absolutely epic. The BVB Netradio is even better

 

[Jin_7]

WEIDENFELLER - former cunt, now nice guy, leader, not being able to speak English and a top class keeper
PISCZCZEK - got a broken hip that needs surgery and still is one hell of a RB
SUBOTIC - got a tattoo with Klopp's face that says best friends forever, also a good CB
SANTANA - got a huge shiny head, long fucking legs and scores offside goals
SCHMELZER - got a broken nose, a shitty national team coach and doesn't care
BENDER - can't stop running and launches himself into other team players to get the ball while breaking every single bone in his body
GÜNDOGAN - former mispurchase, the second G is silent and he doesn't even lose possession when he slips
- was already done at BVB, runs fast and is now awesome
GÖTZE - 20-year-old wonderboy that forgot how to finish
REUS - can shoot like a best, corners and free kicks like a god
LEWANDOWSKI - top class striker and money whore

SCHIEBER - cut his hair himself and scored two goals, so called shit player
SAHIN - fucked off to Real, sucks for any other club
HUMMELS - legend, future captain, signature long pass
KLOPP - got new glasses from Oakley and is pretty awesome

lol

KEHL - benched captain and former national player when Germany didn't have much talent
TELE SANTANA - needs less hair to be more awesome
MATS BUMBLEBEE - Bay... youth product, now a bumblebee (lol Bayern)
BLASZCZYKOWSKI + PISCZCZEK - unspellable
SCHMELZER - "Warum war der Platz so vereist obwohl du Marcel Schmelzer aufgestellt hast?"
S. BENDER - The Jackie Chan of football
ROLLS-REUS - Woody Woodpecker hairstyle and likes Justin Bieber and toy cars
GÖTZE - his lil big friend scores more than him and pees wherever he wants
LEWA - scores every game now, loses duels against gf
GROßKREUTZ - better as a defender
KAGAWA - on loan to Man U to toughen up for a top 4 in Europe club

 

[deroli]

What a glorious night, what a victory. I still can't believe it. It was our worst performance in the CL and Malaga defended very well, so I had zero hope in the final minutes. But what happened then... unbelievable. Das Wunder von Dortmund.
And I still think we deserved to be part of the last four, despite our bad game today and the double offside before the winning goal. How many great chances were wasted, not only today but especially in the first leg? And Malaga's second goal was offside, too.

Now I'm just istenting to the CL anthem. On repeat. Feels so good.

 

[fuenf]

I'd have to suffer jokes for years to come as I share an office with someone that...doesn't like Bayern. Anyone but Dortmund. I wanted them to win tonight, but if they win the CL it would be absolutely horrible.

Seriously I don't know what's wrong with me, but that Dortmund game has seriously hit me. I'm angry and happy for them at the same time I now fear us getting eliminated by Juve / Dortmund and them lifting the trophy

 

[Linius]

The only good part of Juventus winning is if they got Madrid in the semis. I want to see pulga's reaction and posts during the games

That would be hilarious. To which club is he more loyal?

 

[Messi]

Drogba's goal and celebration were magic.

Legend.

 

[fuenf]

What a glorious night, what a victory. I still can't believe it. It was our worst performance in the CL and Malaga defended very well, so I had zero hope in the final minutes. But what happened then... unbelievable. Das Wunder von Dortmund.
And I still think we deserved to be part of the last four, despite our bad game today and the double offside before the winning goal. How many great chances were wasted, not only today but especially in the first leg? And Malaga's second goal was offside, too.

Now I'm just istenting to the CL anthem. On repeat. Feels so good.

Seriously I'm jealous. I'd take the way you won today (or Chelsea did in 2012) over winning Bundesliga by a 20point+ margin any day of the week

 

[Broder Salsa]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKL0LfS9Fvo&t=1m0s

His smile is seriously killing me there.

 

[pulga]

Seriously I'm jealous. I'd take the way you won today (or Chelsea did in 2012) over winning Bundesliga by a 20point+ margin any day of the week

With shameful offside goals all around?

 

[K1LLER7]

Drogba's goal and celebration were magic.

Legend.

Varane must have learnt quite a bit today. Drogba is a beast.

 

[fuenf]

No one can take 2001 away from us.

that was awesome, thanks for cheering me up. Sometimes I forget that footyGAF is more than just #fuckbayern, maybe I'll rethink that permaban if Dortmund wins the CL. It's better to show grace...