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[FootballFan]

thats like what .50 cents real world money?

1 US dollar = 98 Aussie cents..

 

[Clegg]

I hope Bayern have been training without the ball because they sure as heck wont be seeing it tonight

Yep

 

[Freewheelin']

min wage here is £6.90 an hour I think.

Also, sold Gomez on FIFA for £27.5m and bought Suarez for same price, lol

 

[Messi]

WOW Bayern take a bow. Congrats on that fanstastic demolition of Barcelona.

Honestly though, that was coming. AC Milan gave the first warning at the San Siro, then PSG taking Barca to away goals so the writing was on the wall for Barca. Well done Jupp, you deserve it.

Just wow at how far Bayern have come as a team though. They done over Real last year and now they embarrased Barcelona. Fabregas fault right, Barca fans?

This had nothing to do with Cesc. He was sitting on the bench. Even if he was on he would have had little or no impact like he has been doing for the past year. I really wish barca would send him back. Just so you can stop being so angry about the whole thing.

 

[pulga]

Yep

Loooool Meus pls

 

[TheFeedingHand]

Brand new - $90~

So 60ish euros.

LOL, that's the price of brand new games here in Mexico as well, and we're right next to the USA, not in the middle of nowhere

 

[TrueBlue]

Assuming Bayern don't bottle it, I can only see Madrid giving them a contest at Wembley, based on the result today.

 

[Scum]

I really don't think the Barca tie is over. An early goal would change the complexion entirely

Oh dear. Sorry, Meus. But this Barca backline will ship atleast one goal.

 

[KidA Seven]

I hope Bayern have been training without the ball because they sure as heck wont be seeing it tonight

 

[Kenka]

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERN

;_____;

THERE ARE NO WORDS

Here comes the Bla !!!!!

 

[Messi]

The fuck is wrong with my avatar. where is it gone.

 

[TheFeedingHand]

Assuming Bayern don't bottle it, I can only see Madrid giving them a contest at Wembley, based on the result today.

Yeah, if Dortmund get to the final, Judas won't dare to score against his own team.

 

[Meus Renaissance]

Idk guys. I'm an expert when it comes to foretelling comebacks at 4-0 down

 

[pulga]

The fuck is wrong with my avatar. where is it gone.

Aw cmon bud, the set-up is too easy

ITS HIDING

LIKE MESSI

LAAAAAWWLLLL

 

[Salazar]

1 US dollar = 98 Aussie cents..

sit the fuck down lunchbooger

 

[Nilaul]

Assuming Bayern don't bottle it, I can only see Madrid giving them a contest at Wembley, based on the result today.

However you also assume that Madrid will go through against Borussia.

However there is a strong possibility of a German final at Wembley.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

The fuck is wrong with my avatar. where is it gone.

Where Messi was today probably

Edit: dammit pulga

 

[Broder Salsa]

Its meant to be this, but it wont work

You could say he's as invisible as he was today.

Edit : fuck it, I won't remove this despite being the same joke 10 times.

 

[arkon]

I get what he means. If Barca were to score, like say, in the first five minutes it could lift everybody and really make them believe.

 

[Milchmonster]

Assuming Bayern don't bottle it, I can only see Madrid giving them a contest at Wembley, based on the result today.

Why is that? All the BVB - Bayern matches have been incredibly tight.

That said, I don't really believe we'll make it past Real.

 

[Messi]

You could say he's as invisible as he was today.

come on that avatar is funny no? even I can poke fun at barca.

 

[Freewheelin']

Is this legit???

http://conversations.nokia.com/trial-a-nokia/

 

[Lunchbox]

I hope Bayern have been training without the ball because they sure as heck wont be seeing it tonight

 

[Messi]

You guys are being mean when I never did anything wrong here

 

[TrueBlue]

Why is that? All the BVB - Bayern matches have been incredibly tight.

That said, I don't really believe we'll make it past Real.

This is true, though if you want me to be honest, I made that statement under the assumption that Madrid would go through. I believe they will.

However, if BVB do make it, they probably know Bayern best. Anything can happen.

 

[fuenf]

Why is that? All the BVB - Bayern matches have been incredibly tight.

That said, I don't really believe we'll make it past Real.

Dortmund beating Bayern in the final would be the cruelest, most sickening result ever. Especially after today. And I'd say the odds would be 50-50.

 

[TheFeedingHand]

Why is that? All the BVB - Bayern matches have been incredibly tight.

That said, I don't really believe we'll make it past Real.

Now we know why Dortmund hasn't defeated Bayern this season yet, the Secret Agent didn't want to do any harm.

 

[FootballFan]

I get what he means. If Barca were to score, like say, in the first five minutes it could lift everybody and really make them believe.

Like remuntada when Messi scored in 4 minutes? Bayern aren't Milan unfortunately

 

[bud]

I really don't think the Barca tie is over. An early goal would change the complexion entirely

nah, barcelona don't have gervinho.

 

[Milchmonster]

Götze will be earning up to 12m at Bayern? That's about as much as Schweini/Lahm earn. Crazy as fuck.

Pep's Bayern could turn out as quite the disaster to be honest.

 

[spidye]

Now we know why Dortmund hasn't defeated Bayern this season yet, the Secret Agent didn't want to do any harm.

he scored the only goal against bayern this season

 

[Carbonox]

However you also assume that Madrid will go through against Borussia.

I can also see an all German final happening.

On one hand, the Gotze situation could nerf Dortmund but on the other, the players have probably been aware of his situation for a while now (not as if the other Dortmund players only found out today) and their one final hurrah is to do their very best. Personally I think it's the latter so it would be nice to see them in the final yet I think Real will pull it out of the bag this time around, as opposed to the group stages. Then again, the leak being today of all days could be a bit of a bogie to Dortmund.

Will be very interesting to watch, regardless.

 

[arkon]

Like remuntada when Messi scored in 4 minutes? Bayern aren't Milan unfortunately

Yeah but it could be something freakish like the Alaba long range deflection vs Juve in the first minute. Nobody expected that at the time.

Obviously that would require a Barca player to shoot from distance though.

 

[FootballFan]

nah, barcelona don't have gervinho.

I dream of another remuntada, but honestly we don't deserve to be in the final.

I know you guys hate the word deserve in football but it's true.

Yeah but it could be something freakish like the Alaba long range deflection vs Juve in the first minute. Nobody expected that at the time.

Obviously that would require a Barca player to shoot

fixed.

 

[TheFeedingHand]

Götze will be earning up to 12m at Bayern? That's about as much as Schweini/Lahm earn. Crazy as fuck.

Pep's Bayern could turn out as quite the disaster to be honest.

GO£TZ£

 

[coldfoot]

 

[Can Crusher]

I personally expect an all german final, and if Madrid happens to get past Dortmund, I don't see them taking it away from Bayern.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

You guys are being mean when I never did anything wrong here

We're not being mean, that's simply the harsh reality of football. People will shit on you when things aren't going your way for once.

 

[Blackhead]

That was the best Bayern game I've ever seen! It was crazy. I don't know what was wrong with Messi. But the one scene where Ribery dribbles around him and Messi stumbles will be forever in my head. I'm sure he will come back strong but we never saw such a weak Messi before. Besides that our defense did a great job stopping Barca almost every time. And our offense is on fire in the last weeks. So many great goals and they continued to score today. Those guys are fucking hungry. And they are on a mission. Thank god they have another week to rest a lil. Everyone was sweating like crazy in the end. omg. I don't know what to say. BAYERN GAF ;_; OMFG!!

Messi was the same way at the San siro when Milan beat them 2-0. Blaming match fitness doesn't completely explain his performance. Fact is Barca have been outplayed this season by Milan, Madridand now Bayern and they kept him quiet even when fit. Barcs 's tactics have been found out and they need a Plan B.

Tito should have tried the 4-4-1-1 he played in the Milan 2nd leg

 

[pulga]

We're not being mean, that's simply the harsh reality of football. People will shit on you when things aren't going your way for once.

I told you, you set up the joke on a silver platter loooool

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Pique and Valdes were the only two to play to the standard expected of them. Iniesta and Xavi were rubbish, Alves was okay until he moved the ball on and endlessly passed it straight into a cluster of Bayern players, Messi was a joke, unfit or not. The crowning turd in the water pipe was Alexis though. Absolute nothing player, doesn't contribute a single thing to Barca.

Even if he can run fast, Barca's style combined with his shite movement stops him making use of it.

Even if he can pass, he doesn't have the intelligence to involve himself in the quick passing moves.

Even if he can cross, he's too stupid to lift his head up and pick a target, and that's assuming that there's anyone in the box.

Even if he can dribble, nobody plays open enough against Barca to show it.

Even if he can finish, his anticipation is nowhere near good enough to get the chances.

Even if he can get the chances, he fluffs his lines.


Utter shite, don't understand the hype at all. Seems to be based entirely on one season at Udinese where he was basically tasked with counterattacking and sprinting 50 yards before the opposition had a chance to get back into shape.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

But seriously, I have no clue why your avatar isn't working

 

[Freewheelin']

Pique and Valdes were the only two to play to the standard expected of them. Iniesta and Xavi were rubbish, Alves was okay until he moved the ball on and endlessly passed it straight into a cluster of Bayern players, Messi was a joke, unfit or not. The crowning turd in the water pipe was Alexis though. Absolute nothing player, doesn't contribute a single thing to Barca.

Even if he can run fast, Barca's style combined with his shite movement stops him making use of it.

Even if he can pass, he doesn't have the intelligence to involve himself in the quick passing moves.

Even if he can cross, he's too stupid to lift his head up and pick a target, and that's assuming that there's anyone in the box.

Even if he can dribble, nobody plays open enough against Barca to show it.

Even if he can finish, his anticipation is nowhere near good enough to get the chances.

Even if he can get the chances, he fluffs his lines.


Utter shite, don't understand the hype at all. Seems to be based entirely on one season at Napoli where he was basically tasked with counterattacking and sprinting 50 yards before the opposition had a chance to get back into shape.

lol, he was at Udinese before he joined Barca

 

[Timurid]

Pique and Valdes were the only two to play to the standard expected of them. Iniesta and Xavi were rubbish, Alves was okay until he moved the ball on and endlessly passed it straight into a cluster of Bayern players, Messi was a joke, unfit or not. The crowning turd in the water pipe was Alexis though. Absolute nothing player, doesn't contribute a single thing to Barca.

Even if he can run fast, Barca's style combined with his shite movement stops him making use of it.

Even if he can pass, he doesn't have the intelligence to involve himself in the quick passing moves.

Even if he can cross, he's too stupid to lift his head up and pick a target, and that's assuming that there's anyone in the box.

Even if he can dribble, nobody plays open enough against Barca to show it.

Even if he can finish, his anticipation is nowhere near good enough to get the chances.

Even if he can get the chances, he fluffs his lines.


Utter shite, don't understand the hype at all. Seems to be based entirely on one season at Udinese where he was basically tasked with counterattacking and sprinting 50 yards before the opposition had a chance to get back into shape.

:lol that ninja edit

 

[The_Hitcher89]

lol, he was at Udinese before he joined Barca

Ha, I did know that, don't know why I typed Napoli. Must be a sign that we're signing Cavani

 

[Scum]

Alexis should have gone to Man Utd or R. Madrid. He's a good player with his talents wasted on chicken tikka football.

 

[Carbonox]

Bayern should just go all out and buy the rest of the required players to make this:

Schwein - Gundogan
Muller - Ozil - Gotze
-------Reus-------

#YOLO

Fuck it, I'll do it on FIFA and have a wank over my controller.

 

[fuenf]

Bayern should just go all out and buy the rest of the required players to make this:

Schwein - Gundogan
Muller - Ozil - Gotze
-------Reus-------

#YOLO

No need to, that's the formation of the 2014 World Cup winners.

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Alexis should have gone to Man Utd or R. Madrid. He's a good player with his talents wasted on chicken tikka football.

He lacks the most basic of skills though. You could put Valencia in Barcelona's team and he'd have the exact same impact.

 

[Carbonox]

No need to, that's the formation of the 2014 World Cup winners.

I sure hope so. I'd move to Germany in that instant.