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[Sage00]

Bonaldo

 

[Can Crusher]

Madrid is the funniest team in the world.

 

[Pranay]

Rayo are raping us

 

[pulga]

Where are the dumb cunts saying Madrid payed off the ref?

That's two penalties in a match, four (?) in two matches innit.

STFU

Now someone get me a Bale sombrerito gif I can fap to

 

[John Dunbar]

Damn Gaf going down just when Real had that delicious meltdown. Pulga, you ok?

he's hanging from the ceiling fan, rotating gently into eternity.

 

[pulga]

I hate Carlo Ancelotti and his dumb as fuck formations with a passion

 

[LFMartins86]

Dier is having a nightmare start.

 

[panty]

I hate Carlo Ancelotti and his dumb as fuck formations with a passion

Agreed

 

[FootballFan]

I really wish you and Football Fan would stop with this shit.

What shit? I'm the one that doesn't care about any of this off field happenings.

He's the one posting weekly updates of ronaldo donating to charity and messi banging strippers lol.

 

[Peco]

This team is hilariously bad. We're losing as usual but at least I'm having some good laughs.

Spoiler

Seriously, there's not a single player I'd like to see stay next year, they're all crap.

 

[Yurt]

Cristiano gave his shirt to a little girl during half time.

HOW COULD ANY FATHER EVER LOVE HIM

grooming her.

what a cunt

 

[WJD]

It's becoming harder and harder to maintain that Ramsey is merely a decent player in remarkable form. Bastard.

 

[Salvadora]

Theo gets too much shit from Arsenal fans. He's been our second best player for the past two seasons and even when he has a bad game (and he has quite a few of them), we are are markedly better team with him than without him.

We lack pace without Walcott which damages us on the break.

But I wouldn't call him our second best player over the last two seasons. Arteta, Van Persie and Cazorla occupied those positions.

 

[pulga]

Why is Cristiano moving from the center and into the left?

WHY CARLO YOU DUMB CUNT WHY

LET HIM FUCKING PLAY ON THE WING WHERE HE BELONGS

 

[panty]

What the fuck is it with these shitty passes.

 

[Suen]

Guys, guys, Madrid bribes the ref. Look at those pens Rayo didn't get.

Where are all the cunts who kept repeating "Bale is a flop lololol"? Like broken records, you fucking cunt farts :lol

 

[Zabojnik]

paging Zabo

I've got to see this, lol. Can't though, I'm at work.

Spoiler

I'm at work and we won?! The curse is broken!

 

[pulga]

Guys, guys, Madrid bribes the ref. Look at those pens Rayo didn't get.

Where are all the cunts who kept repeating "Bale is a flop lololol"? Like broken records, you fucking cunt farts :lol

Yurt and FF posts are hilarious in hindsight.

Then again, FFs posts are always something out of a bad sitcom.

 

[Yurt]

Why is Cristiano moving from the center and into the left?

WHY CARLO YOU DUMB CUNT WHY

LET HIM FUCKING PLAY ON THE WING WHERE HE BELONGS

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

His 4-2-2-2 formation with PSG was the funniest thing ever.

I've got to see this, lol. Can't though, I'm at work.

Spoiler

I'm at work and we won?! The curse is broken!

27 points.

 

[Suen]

Fuck me Ramos is doing more work at the front. I finally understand why Ancelotti put him as a DM against Barca, he's trying to move him one step at a time in the formation tree, he's seen Ramos' true etalents.

Marcelo is so bad this game, what is wrong with you? Bad challenges, doesn't defend against crosses, bad marking. I wish Coentrao stayed on.

 

[IceCold]

At this rate they are going to equalize.

 

[Scum]

Wish I could do it, but sorry man, that 2nd place looks saucy. Will beat with only one goal though.

2nd place does look good. Oh well. :-/

 

[Fintan]

Rayo wasting some great chances this half.

 

[Tecl0n]

Almost equilizer yet again, confidence is one hell of a team booster.

 

[FootballFan]

Guys, guys, Madrid bribes the ref. Look at those pens Rayo didn't get.

Where are all the cunts who kept repeating "Bale is a flop lololol"? Like broken records, you fucking cunt farts :lol

He has literally had 2 good games in 3 months. Calm down lol.

 

[pulga]

Looks like most of everyone took retard pills today

 

[Suen]

Lopez is not from this planet.

Real Madrid fans thinking they are going to get Suarez.

They will spend £90m on another Welsh flop.

Surely no one forgot this post. Two assists throughout the first half :loooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

 

[Yurt]

Guys, guys, Madrid bribes the ref. Look at those pens Rayo didn't get.

Where are all the cunts who kept repeating "Bale is a flop lololol"? Like broken records, you fucking cunt farts :lol

Only goals and assists on Barca count in Two-Liga.


His hattrick against us will count too I'm afraid -_-

 

[Frank the Great]

We suck, but we are also really fucking unlucky. We've controlled the game, can't create any chances but are also not giving Fiore anything. They score off a crazy ricochet with their only shot of the half. Unbelievable.

Also, it's open season on Balotelli in the box. He got blatantly elbowed in the back today, no call. The dude is going to get seriously injured with one of these assaults. I know he dives a lot but there's a referee standing right next to the goal whose only job is to look for fouls in the box, how does he miss stuff like that?

It's getting worse and worse every game, defenders know they can get away with murder and the refs keep letting them. If he dives, give him a yellow, fine. But don't let players beat him up.

 

[Zabojnik]

27 points.

If this happens I'll sport an avatar of Timurid's choice for a month.

 

[pulga]

He has literally had 2 good games in 3 months. Calm down lol.

Three months? He just came back from injury you bitter old fart :lol

2 goals, 4 assists in 2 games

 

[panty]

Sub Di Maria already, geez

 

[Suen]

How can people say La Liga is boring? Maybe Barca games but Madrid's games this season have been amazing. Teams are doing so good against us, this game is fucking great :lol. I can see Vallecano getting another goal, we've been playing nothing most of the second half, even worse than Juve + Parma combined today.

 

[pulga]

Sub Di Maria already, geez

We're out of subs. We wasted the last one on Arbeloa lolololololol

 

[John Dunbar]

ronaldo hattrick was pretty close there.

 

[panty]

We're out of subs. We wasted the last one on Arbeloa lolololololol

Oh shit you're right. Fuck.

 

[Yurt]

Three months? He just came back from injury you bitter old fart :lol

2 goals, 4 assists in 2 games

offsides, deflections and a tap in.

pulga pls

Spoiler

I know am kidding but I'm not sure about FF though LOOOL

 

[Tecl0n]

Watching a replay the one from rayo that hit the post, lopez had a hand in it. He's absurdly good these days.

 

[phaze]

God Mata is sooo dreamy. I could listen to hours of him spewing PR bullshit. Santi&Mata combo needs to be a thing in the Spain's NT.

 

[pulga]

Sometimes, when I see his shiny bald head on the sidelines, I wish Zidane would slap a kit on and show these dumb fucks how it's done

 

[FootballFan]

Three months? He just came back from injury you bitter old fart :lol

2 goals, 4 assists in 2 games

Exactly. Lol

I said after the clasico(where he flopped hard) that it's too early to call either way.

 

[pulga]

lol you're such a try hard. Watch your blood pressure before you pop a vessel

 

[Suen]

We lack pace without Walcott which damages us on the break.

But I wouldn't call him our second best player over the last two seasons. Arteta, Van Persie and Cazorla occupied those positions.

walcott has our second best player? Not even close imo. His pace is amazing though and I could see us making use of that to put pressure on the right but then Giroud i slow. How often is Giroud in position to receive Walcott's passes/crosses? Serious question.

 

[Showaddy]

Sometimes, when I see his shiny bald head on the sidelines, I wish Zidane would slap a kit on and show these dumb fucks how it's done

I'm not sure Zidane was ever much of a defender...

 

[pulga]

ZIZOU CRACK ANCELOTTI'S NECK WHEN HE'S NOT LOOKING

IM SURE YOU'D MANAGE US BETTER THAN HE CAN

 

[Yurt]

Milan legend Costacurta on Balotelli- "He's on an excessive and obsessive search for penalty kicks."

 

[LFMartins86]

What a goal!!!!Capel!!!!

 

[phaze]

ZIZOU CRACK ANCELOTTI'S NECK WHEN HE'S NOT LOOKING

IM SURE YOU'D MANAGE US BETTER THAN HE CAN

You're still winning, calm down a bit.

 

[pulga]

OMG BENZEMA CAN YOU BE ANY SLOWER

 

[TeegsD]

What a goal!!!!Capel!!!!

!!!

Have to rely on Antena 1 for this game while I get some work done. Sounds like a hell of a goal!