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[GrizzleBoy]

Just watched an I review where lindsey Graham was saying that if the new investigator now deems this a criminal investigation, congress will have less power and be more limited, things will be less open (I.e yates hearing) and "people (read:Flynn) will have a right not to honour subpoena due to their right not to incriminate themselves.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

https://twitter.com/benjaminwittes/status/865303820372455424



Uhhhhhhhhh

Doesn't make sense. The pee tape is supposed to be saved for the season finale cliffhanger.

 

[Human Resources]

https://twitter.com/benjaminwittes/status/865303820372455424

it's my birthday today
come oooooooonnnnnn

 

[Blackpuppy]

If the piss tape came out, the greatest days in my life would go:
1) The birth of my son.
2) The piss tape.

I'll admit: I lol'd at this.

 

[ascii42]

No way. I'll lose my shit of it drops lol

Or is he just saying he doesn't have any more?

 

[BoogieWoogie]

Its over. Trump shambled away much quicker than normal.

 

[kirblar]

Just watched an I review where lindsey Graham was saying that if the new investigator now deems this a criminal investigation, congress will have less power and be more limited, things will be less open (I.e yates hearing) and "people (read:Flynn) will have a right not to honour subpoena due to their right not to incriminate themselves.

Yes, this was already implicit, but they're now allowed to explicitly say this.

 

[Vyse The Legend]

I think if the piss tapes leaked, half of GAF would just post the direct links to them, photo and paste images from them and take the ban

Nudity is a no-go here, but... cropped screenshots showing Trump drenched in urine will likely be a-OK.

 

[Ardenyal]

I was not whelmed. No columbo slapping cuffs on Trumps wrists mid conference ;__;

 

[hitme]

Doesn't make sense. The pee tape is supposed to be saved for the season finale cliffhanger.

Pee tape is the mid-season finale. Impeachment is the season finale.

 

[liquidtmd]

Doesn't make sense. The pee tape is supposed to be saved for the season finale cliffhanger.

Mid Season Cliffhanger before the back eight episodes of the Season six months later

 

[The Jackdog]

https://twitter.com/benjaminwittes/status/865303820372455424



Uhhhhhhhhh

.

 

[tedrotheredro]

Man it is night and day comparing Colombia's president compared to our own.

It's like this every time he has a joint press conference, with any country, you name it. It's just astounding how bad he is at being a president.

 

[Septimus Prime]

I talked with my enemies, and we agreed there's no collusion.

Mmmhmmm.

 

[PopeReal]

A president using the words "my enemies". jhahahahaha

 

[Steel]

Doesn't make sense. The pee tape is supposed to be saved for the season finale cliffhanger.

You never know, the show could be getting the ax.

Spoiler

I wish.

 

[TestOfTide]

I think if the piss tapes leaked, half of GAF would just post the direct links to them, photo and paste images from them and take the ban

That's a good question. If the pee tape comes out, what would be okay in terms of informing people about it?

 

[Morat]

A president using the words "my enemies". jhahahahaha

This amused me as well

 

[Host Samurai]

TBF, it is Thursday so if the piss tape were to drop it would be tonight or tomorrow. Keeping the Trump horrible Friday tradition.

 

[ICO_SotC]

"even my enemies have said there is no collusion"

who are the enemies? the russians?

Bernie people who want this to go away too? I don't know.

 

[Ray Down]

Doesn't make sense. The pee tape is supposed to be saved for the season finale cliffhanger.

This is breaking all story telling tropes.

 

[Oozer3993]

Imagine putting up with this as someone whose primary language isn't English. Either listen to Trump directly, and try to comprehend the word salad, or wait for your translator, who has to both comprehend the word salad and then turn it into something vaguely understandable in a different language.
Oh man. That's a tough call.

The translations should just be:

*incoherent babbling*

 

[Toki767]

Trump just lost his extra scoop of ice cream.

 

[Kusagari]

The Piss Tape leaking will be the greatest day in human history.

Everything was leading up to that sole moment where we watched Trump get drenched in yellow liquid from Russian prostitutes.

 

[BlackGhost]

A president using the words "my enemies". jhahahahaha

That part made me chuckle a bit too

 

[Steel]

That's a good question. If the pee tape comes out, what would be okay in terms of informing people about it?

I'd hope it gets posted online unedited so people could get their head outta their asses about this. Some people won't believe it unless they see the shower.

 

[liquidtmd]

That's a good question. If the pee tape comes out, what would be okay in terms of informing people about it?

Informing about shouldn't be an issue, nor talking about. Linking to directly, probably not.

 

[sc0la]

If the piss tape came out, the greatest days in my life would go:
1) The birth of my son.
2) The piss tape.

In this order?

 

[theWB27]

Even I'm cynical when it comes to the tape. Trump audio saying something damaging will be enough for me.

 

[RCSI]

The Piss Tape leaking will be the greatest day in human history.

Everything was leading up to that sole moment where we watched Trump get drenched in yellow liquid from Russian prostitutes.

It certainty will be a Goldengate moment.

 

[marq_roq]

If pee tape drops, that means that steele dossier is true, right? The whole talk about the 19% stock in the Russian oil company going to Trump and cronies if sanctions lifted, iirc?

 

[Username1198]

Or is he just saying he doesn't have any more?

Hmm I dunno but I'm hoping to lose my shit today lol

 

[capslock]

Comey took highly detailed notes with "nuanced quotes" after his conversations with Trump.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...op-table-main_trumpcomey-405pm:homepage/story

FBI Director James B. Comey prepared extensively for his discussions with President Trump, out of concern that the president was unlikely to respect the legal and ethical boundaries governing their respective roles, according to associates of the now-fired FBI chief.

The associates recounted how worried Comey was about meeting with Trump and recalled conversations in which they brainstormed how to handle moments in which the president asked for details of an investigation.

One associate referred to Comey’s preparation as a kind of “murder board’’ — a phrase used to describe a committee of questioners that hurl tough questions at someone as practice for a difficult oral examination.
The director did not take notes during the dinner with the president, but there were times, one associate recalled, when after meeting with Trump, Comey started writing notes as soon as he got into a car, “to make sure he could accurately record what was said.’’

Another associate said the notes of the January dinner conversation contained very nuanced quotes from the president and a high level of detail.

 

[Karsticles]

A shame that your son would not be able to comprehend the greatest day of his life.

I will tell him all about it. I will make it a goddamn personal holiday every year.

5/18: Peepee Day

 

[StopMakingSense]

"even my enemies have said there is no collusion"

who are the enemies? the russians?

"Here! I even made a list of them!"

*Trump hands reporter his enemies list*

 

[EatinOlives]

Why would Trump even deny that he asked Comey to stop the investigation, if we have hard proof otherwise?

He literally doesn't know what to do anymore other than limp-dick denials.

 

[ScientificPizza]

SHOW👏🏽ME👏🏽THE👏🏽PEE👏🏽PEE👏🏽

 

[TangoAlphaLima]

Just watched an I review where lindsey Graham was saying that if the new investigator now deems this a criminal investigation, congress will have less power and be more limited, things will be less open (I.e yates hearing) and "people (read:Flynn) will have a right not to honour subpoena due to their right not to incriminate themselves.

A criminal investigation is better anyway. Then the prosecutors can offer Flynn immunity for his testimony and he can flip on Trump. I think that's the most likely way Trump is implicated.

 

[PopeReal]

We don't even need the piss tape.

But hell, why not.

 

[Kensation]

Comey took highly detailed notes with "nuanced quotes" after his conversations with Trump.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...op-table-main_trumpcomey-405pm:homepage/story

Ooooooooo, it's getting closer....

 

[TestOfTide]

Informing about shouldn't be an issue, nor talking about. Linking to directly, probably not.

What if someone creates a censored version?

 

[sc0la]

🙏4️⃣🅿️🅿️📼🔜

 

[GTI Guy]

I'm totally down with the pee pee tape coming out but not sure if it does anything to move the needle forward for Trump being ousted. It'll be comedy gold but that's about it.

 

[RoKKeR]

Comey took highly detailed notes with "nuanced quotes" after his conversations with Trump.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...op-table-main_trumpcomey-405pm:homepage/story

Yeah, I'm going to take an FBI agent's word recalling an event over Trump's.

 

[liquidtmd]

"Is the pee pee tape real"

GOP: "No don't be silly"

* We have the tapes here

"It was obviously a joke. A staged joke"

 

[Freeza Under The Shower]

Doesn't make sense. The pee tape is supposed to be saved for the season finale cliffhanger.

no, see, this is the "I know you know about the tape" mid-season cliffhanger.

Which really would be a much bigger deal than the actual thing itself btw.

 

[zma1013]

"Here! I even made a list of them!"

*Trump hands reporter his enemies list*

Nah, it would be a giant stack of paper that he wont let the reporter see, "...but believe me, it's the most enemies anyone has ever had, the best enemies."

 

[Gamesadict]

I stumbled across the conference on my YouTube recommendations just now and managed to come in just as Santos is ending his talk and then they ask Trump about the Comey stuff. I felt so embarrassed for Santos, being there talking about the peace deal and the scandals keep popping up, and you can only stand there awkwardly listening to the other guy mouthing off, lol.

Also, guys, it's Colombia, pls.

Edit:

Santos all

Yeah like this.

 

[sc0la]

Comey took highly detailed notes with "nuanced quotes" after his conversations with Trump.

Fake news. There is no way to add nuance to a Trump quote.

 

[Muffin1611]

What if someone creates a censored version?

I hope Sunhi does it.