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[kanjobazooie]

So are you going to write another lullaby for us to listen to this weekend? kanjobazooie

I dieded.

 

[V1LÆM]

I dieded.

more like i diededededed

 

[kanjobazooie]

My raps were sophisticated. Nightmare went all lowbrow.

 

[V1LÆM]

alright i'm away to play some games

 

[kanjobazooie]

alright i'm away to play some games

I can't imagine the kind of shovelware you enjoy playing.

 

[West Texas CEO]

I can't imagine the kind of shovelware you enjoy playing.

 

[V1LÆM]

i like this one more. it's a bit grittier.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

You're in so much trouble once I finish my chores for the day bucko.

Song done. Just gotta do the album art.

 

[V1LÆM]

Song done. Just gotta do the album art.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Nightmare, Nightmare, I’m your worst Nightmare

You’re living in a clown world, stuck and unfurled,
Your mom was delish even if I didn’t let her finish
Your game is lame, unintelligible, and sounds tame
Amateurish, it might as well be in Spanish

That accent so thick it makes response so quick,
It would still be shit if anyone could understand it,
I’m your worst Nightmare, this battle can’t be fair,
It’s weighted to one side, you can only run and hide,

You’ve got no talent, you’re still in training, wearing a helmet,
Like a 9 mil, my rhymes kill, instill enough lead to fill,
The entire damn morgue, my blood lust is a gorge,
Insatiable, until I finish with a facial,

Nightmare, Nightmare, I’m your worst Nightmare

When the ambulance comes they’ll only find your gums,
I don’t have a damn care for any Nightmare,
You’re more like a wet dream in between my jeans,
Weak at the knees until the last drop squeeze,

Me and 22, lock stock, tag-team you,
Devil’s triangle, your speech is mangled,
Take that cock out your mouth before you come to bout,
Feel distress? I’ll flip you over and raw dog you on this mattress,

Necrophilia, until I get my fill of ya,
Me and 22, back to back, draining nutsack,
Panic attack, you can’t comprehend where you’re at,
Cold sweat, just a bad dream you bet,

Nightmare, Nightmare, I’m your worst Nightmare
You’re living in a clown world, stuck and unfurled

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

Hm... Wurst Nightmare...

 

[V1LÆM]

Better but still shite

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Better but still shite

I think that's my magnum opus

 

[V1LÆM]

I think that's my magnum opus

Sorry to hear that

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

I think that's my magnum opus

 

[V1LÆM]

let me know when you stop using robo voice.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

let me know when you stop using robo voice.

The robot speaks for me so I can protect my real identity as a famous hip-hop star

 

[Maiden Voyage]

All right, we're going to put this to a vote.

 

[Nitty_Grimes]

The robot speaks for me so I can protect my real identity as a famous hip-hop star

Shit. Tupac... is that you?

 

[V1LÆM]

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Oh yeah I have some catching up to do.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Hate fucking is how I resolve all of my interpersonal issues.

 

[kanjobazooie]

 

[V1LÆM]

Ok go lie down u must need a rest bitch is that ur best?

 

[V1LÆM]

shiiit, i might have another track idea

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

Sounds like Cuno...

 

[kanjobazooie]

shiiit, i might have another track idea

Have mercy

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

Hate fucking is how I resolve all of my interpersonal issues.

Ah, alright that explains the necrophilia... Wait, it doesn't!

 

[V1LÆM]

Sounds like Cuno...

not scottish. sounds like english. i suck at accents but thinking liverpool. at first thought irish. that aint me

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

not scottish. sounds like english. i suck at accents but thinking liverpool. at first thought irish. that aint me

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Skoop de whoop poopity scoop

Best intro evah

Oh, look, here I go slayin' again!

ÆMNE22A!C kanjobazooie Maiden Voyage West Texas CEO Con_Z_ǝdʇ GET FUCKIN IN HERE!!!!

Spoiler: Lyrics

alright imma only do this once....

Yo, yo, shout out to the Saturday Night Crew!
It’s 22:22, and I’m here to destroy Kanjo Bazoo!
N Voyage, for clappin back we're fuckin through!
I’m snackin’ on German’s lunch cause that's how I do!
Got a new Con-Z-Ept in my head, mon along for the ride!
Here we, here we, here we fuckin go it’s Saturday night!

Poor Kanjo, hows your grave, eh?
I’m your nightmare, and I fuckin slayed!
In this rap game, you're my prey,
I'll kill you for fun every Saturday!

Dead bear what u tryna say?
Sucking on fingers, playing with mouse balls all day?
Ya smell so rank, failure's yo fame!
Already hit the limit, what a fucking shame!
You’re bloody shit! Say my name, say my name, say my name!

It's fucking Nightmare Slain!

He picked up his pen, tried to spit some bars
his rhymes are more like wishes on birthday cards!
Now I'm through with you you're on fuckin your arse
How's it being back in the graveyard?

Many times have I killed u now? 1, 2, 3, 4 fucking 5!
Kill you again, again, again and you're still alive?
Zombie bear, it’s not rain, it’s piss
Zombie bear, didn't I promise I wouldn't miss?

Back at the start I was your biggest fan!
Shit, I’d’a been ur very own stan! Unprovoked u hit me wit a diss!
So bitch bear here’s ya Glasgow kiss!

No time for sleep or food,
cause I'mma fucking destroy you!
Up since 3 AM writing this song till the PM!
I’m no hobbit, forget bout breakfast.
Only thing that broke was your jaw with this tight diss!

R.I.P in peaces, Kanjo!
u didn't even know my potential!
Here I go, ready to go, got more fuckin ammo!
Surrender? Nah, I don't fuckin think so!

Not even 24 hours after...
Voyage defended his fellow gaffer!
Your stupid tune was a fucking joke
You coulda killed me with laughter!
Try spit these lyrics, you'd fuckin choke!

PM askin to do a track with a robo?
Mate, I'm fucking better than that, bro!
Stop tryna spit, go listen to your vinyl
N suck a gummie, cause you ain't on my level!

Scottish, yer favourite language, admit it!
Well, how you feel getting killed in it?
Sippin on a cuppa in the fucking morning...
Bitch, all of NeoGaf's in mourning!

Dead sailor, what u tryna say?
Chewin on gummies, playing with wood all day?
Ya smell like seaman, u got shit aim!
You're fuckin beaten, what a fucking shame!
You’re bloody shit! Say my name, say my name, say my name!

It's fucking nightmare slain!

HOLY FUCKING EPIC SPIT.

That's scotsman sample was brilliant hahahaha

Very well done JFC.

Props to my man @nightmare-slain for using his voice though, that's definitely fucking A C E

 

[Maiden Voyage]

shiiit, i might have another track idea

We need a yawn emoji reaction.

 

[V1LÆM]

This track is coming together perfectly!

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

This track is coming together perfectly!

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Skoop de whoop poopity scoop yo

 

[V1LÆM]

Soon.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Kai's my man. I learned so much from him. ◇

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

 

[kanjobazooie]

Kinda weird seeing this PS2 Mortal Kombat-looking guy cook.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

Kinda weird seeing this PS2 Mortal Kombat-looking guy cook.

Well it's a pretty intimate documentary into his day to day. Back in his "ghetto" times. Not a meathead. Very philosophical. Loved his approach to bodybuilding. Very mindfull.

 

[West Texas CEO]

y his pp so smol ?

 

[V1LÆM]

this track might hit 5 or even 10 minutes.....

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

I'm so happy you all found a new hobby!

 

[kanjobazooie]

Spoiler: Lyrics

Nightmare-slain, you are an idiot

Take your shit, snot, piss, vomit, and sweat
Put it in a blender, and then fuckin drink it

 

[kanjobazooie]

I'm done with Soundcloud shitposting. I promise.

 

[ÆMNE22A!C]

y his pp so smol ?

y u reply so cliche liek te gamu u pley

 

[V1LÆM]

I'm done with Soundcloud shitposting. I promise.

I'm not. I promise.

I don't know when I'll record this but my lyrics are written down

 

[kanjobazooie]

I'm not. I promise.

I don't know when I'll record this but my lyrics are written down

 

[V1LÆM]

don't worry, i went harder on Maiden Voyage this time.