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[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

don't worry, i went harder on Maiden Voyage this time.

That's what she said!

 

[DragoonKain]

The neighborly sagas on my street continues. Cops just came and taped off a crime scene next door.

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

The neighborly sagas on my street continues. Cops just came and taped off a crime scene next door.

 

[DragoonKain]

Few cops with AR15s just went next door with full body armor.

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

Few cops with AR15s just went next door with full body armor.

 

[22:22:22]

Few cops with AR15s just went next door with full body armor.

America is scary af

 

[West Texas CEO]

America is scary af

Poosi

 

[22:22:22]

Poosi

 

[West Texas CEO]

America isn't scary at all. I can go anywhere, anytime of day.

 

[West Texas CEO]

But when shit gets real here, it gets real.

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

America isn't scary at all. I can go anywhere, anytime of day.

Sure... It's you that steals the lunch after all...

 

[DragoonKain]

Guy was arrested. Game over for this saga. It looked like the guy I’ve mentioned in the past who is severely mentally ill and screams and talks to himself. But I couldn’t get a good vantage point on who exactly they arrested. I hope it’s him, that dude needs to be long gone, he’s so annoying.

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

Guy was arrested. Game over for this saga. It looked like the guy I’ve mentioned in the past who is severely mentally ill and screams and talks to himself. But I couldn’t get a good vantage point on who exactly they arrested. I hope it’s him, that dude needs to be long gone, he’s so annoying.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I'm not. I promise.

I don't know when I'll record this but my lyrics are written down

Was is it because I said ur mom wanted to get her pussy kazooied?

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

Was is it because I said ur mom wanted to get her pussy kazooied?

It does imply a lot of fetishes!

 

[West Texas CEO]

It does imply a lot of fetishes!

Name three.

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

Name three.

Number 1 ...

Number 2 ...

Number 3 ...

 

[West Texas CEO]

We're hanging out and having fun, we're number one!

Just hanging out, just having fu-uo-oh-oh-ou-oh- un!

 

[nightmare-slain]

OK i made some changes to my lyrics that I wrote last night. Mostly just cut out some shit... it's still long enough and there's no point recording it cause I proved I don't do Microsoft Sam. Consider me retired!

Spoiler: Lyrics

In the year of our lord 2023
I'm the Patriot of Scotland, 'bout to destroy thee!
It's nightmare slain, hungry n undefeated
Watch out, this shit bout to get heated!

A fought like a warrior poet
U fought like shit, ye fuckin know it!
I won my freedom, left ya fuckin numb!
Do robo robo? Wit am I, fuckin dumb?

This is my army, where does it go?
Fuck off, I'm no fightin to go home!
Voyage's disses are too many? I agree
You're shit that's fuckin plenty!

Sons of Gaf, I am Nightmare Slain
Here to destroy Kanjo n Voyage again!
I'm 7ft tall n kill by the hundreds
From my arse, bolts of lightning, if ye wondered!

Lands, titles, men, power, I got them
Kanjo & Voyage, you have fuckin' nothin'
Fuck u gummy, for dissing ma mum!
To these wounds you're gonna succumb!

it's true we all end up dead,
bitch what u doing, i'll break ur head
it's just question of how & why
ur girl don't shout yes yes yes
she shouts aye aye aye!

Did you hear that voyage got fuckin glassed?
said no cunt leaves till they find out who did it!
Well, I did it, I did it, n had a fuckin blast!

Hoppity hop's y u pp so smol?
Can kanjo even suck it at all?
You wanna brawl? ha ha fuckin lol

Fight me n you'll surely die!
Voyage, spit with yo voice, are u fuckin shy?
Run n for a while u might stay alive!
Actually, thinkin bout it, u better fuckin drive!

Many years from now, dying in your bed, don't tell me how
Yo'd trade it all to come back here now
n tell me how ya'd've gave me pow pow pow!
Yer fuckin shit, n i'm goin' out with a bow!
Ye'll never take my life
n ye'll never take my FREEDOM!
Yer fuckin' nightmare out!

Seriously, I don't dislike or hate anyone on here. You're all so cool and this was fun

 

[kanjobazooie]

30 years later...

 

[nightmare-slain]

30 years later...

I'm done!

 

[Maiden Voyage]

OK i made some changes to my lyrics that I wrote last night. Mostly just cut out some shit... it's still long enough and there's no point recording it cause I proved I don't do Microsoft Sam. Consider me retired!

Spoiler: Lyrics

In the year of our lord 2023
I'm the Patriot of Scotland, 'bout to destroy thee!
It's nightmare slain, hungry n undefeated
Watch out, this shit bout to get heated!

A fought like a warrior poet
U fought like shit, ye fuckin know it!
I won my freedom, left ya fuckin numb!
Do robo robo? Wit am I, fuckin dumb?

This is my army, where does it go?
Fuck off, I'm no fightin to go home!
Voyage's disses are too many? I agree
You're shit that's fuckin plenty!

Sons of Gaf, I am Nightmare Slain
Here to destroy Kanjo n Voyage again!
I'm 7ft tall n kill by the hundreds
From my arse, bolts of lightning, if ye wondered!

Lands, titles, men, power, I got them
Kanjo & Voyage, you have fuckin' nothin'
Fuck u gummy, for dissing ma mum!
To these wounds you're gonna succumb!

it's true we all end up dead,
bitch what u doing, i'll break ur head
it's just question of how & why
ur girl don't shout yes yes yes
she shouts aye aye aye!

Did you hear that voyage got fuckin glassed?
said no cunt leaves till they find out who did it!
Well, I did it, I did it, n had a fuckin blast!

Hoppity hop's y u pp so smol?
Can kanjo even suck it at all?
You wanna brawl? ha ha fuckin lol

Fight me n you'll surely die!
Voyage, spit with yo voice, are u fuckin shy?
Run n for a while u might stay alive!
Actually, thinkin bout it, u better fuckin drive!

Many years from now, dying in your bed, don't tell me how
Yo'd trade it all to come back here now
n tell me how ya'd've gave me pow pow pow!
Yer fuckin shit, n i'm goin' out with a bow!
Ye'll never take my life
n ye'll never take my FREEDOM!
Yer fuckin' nightmare out!

Seriously, I don't dislike or hate anyone on here. You're all so cool and this was fun

 

[22:22:22]

Seriously, I don't dislike or hate anyone on here. You're all so cool and this was fun

 

[22:22:22]

30 years later...

Holy shit I laughed so hard at this

Maiden Voyage was right.

You're the funniest.

 

[kanjobazooie]

Maiden Voyage was right.

You're the funniest.

Took you long enough to realize it, huh?

 

[22:22:22]

wat thus ryalise meen?

 

[22:22:22]

Took you long enough to realize it, huh?

Nice low res gif pissboi

 

[kanjobazooie]

Nice low res gif pissboi

I can't believe I used to be in love with you.

 

[22:22:22]

Did anyone notice how it took 5k posts for this wholesome thread to abruptly became a diss thread lmao.

 

[22:22:22]

I can't believe I used to be in love with you.

Oh my naive little darling...

Loves comes, no pun intended, in many forms...

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

Did anyone notice how it took 5k posts for this wholesome thread to abruptly became a diss thread lmao.

It's because I liked Kanjos first post on GAF.

 

[nightmare-slain]

I can't believe I've been here longer than Kanjo. Only by a couple months but still. Thought he was an OG or some shit lol

 

[22:22:22]

It's because I liked Kanjos first post on GAF.

So you take the blame huh.

Better come prepared when we meet next week.

Just saying.

 

[22:22:22]

Btw how long have YALL'Z been lurking before signing up and starting to post?

I was 21 or 22 so almost 2 decades.

 

[nightmare-slain]

Btw how long have YALL'Z been lurking before signing up and starting to post?

I was 21 or 22 so almost 2 decades.

2012/2013 i can't remember exactly when.

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

So you take the blame huh.

More like an imposed burden on behalve of the birdbearman.

 

[22:22:22]

Also. It's quite nice how my grooming tactics are playing out. Already got two men in love with me.

 

[22:22:22]

More like an imposed burden on behalve of the birdbearman.

That's why I love you.

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

Btw how long have YALL'Z been lurking before signing up and starting to post?

Around 7-10 years before joining.

 

[22:22:22]

Around 7-10 years before joining.

Btw how long have YALL'Z been lurking before signing up and starting to post?

Hmm let me see...

About 17 years I suppose?

Around the migration.

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

About 17 years I suppose?

Less. It's not even 4 years since I joined.

 

[22:22:22]

This is for kanjobazooie & West Texas CEO

 

[Con_Z_ǝdʇ]

It's Matjesman!

 

[22:22:22]

Don't let the gray scare ya away yo

 

[kanjobazooie]

This is for kanjobazooie & West Texas CEO

Who's that behind you?

 

[22:22:22]

Döner delivery guy

 

[22:22:22]

Sigh. I used a bronzer. So i have to wait another 2 hours at least before I can take a cold shower.

 

[22:22:22]

Soon I'll put on my guide shoes and show Con_Z_ǝdʇ and his misses my hometown. I'm hyped AF.


It's been a year and I'm in a better place. Very grateful for our upcoming experience ♡

 

[22:22:22]

I'll make you wear Klompen without socks

 

[22:22:22]

Preparing for Con_Z_ǝdʇ 's visit ..