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MIMIC

Banned
May 11, 2005 -- The Force will not be with American businesses next week when the new "Star Wars" flick opens.

Employers are expected to see a dramatic spike in absenteeism as workers play hooky to see "Star Wars: Episode III — Revenge of the Sith," when it opens May 19, according to a new report.

That loss of productivity could cost employers as much as $627 million in the first two days that the picture — the last installment of the epic sci-fi series — hits theaters.

"There is a lot of anticipation to see the final movie," said John Challenger, CEO of outplacement firm Challenger, Gray & Christmas.

"With opening day falling on a Thursday, instead of the traditional Friday premiere, we are looking at two days of 'Star Wars'-induced absenteeism."

The findings are based on the assumption that attendance during the first two days will match that of the last "Star Wars" blockbuster, "Episode II — Attack of the Clones," which attracted 9.4 million people in in 2002.

Challenger estimates that 4.8 million of those opening-day attendees are employed at least 35 hours per week. With those full-timers earning an average of $130.60 per day, the two-day cost in terms of lost wages and productivity would be a staggering $626,880,000, he said.

But there is one big plus to the "Star Wars" opening.

"It will result in increased spending on movie tickets and refreshments, increased foreign and domestic tourism, and increased business in shops near the theaters," Challenger said.
NY Post

I mean seriously...




I never have (and probably never will) understand the obsession about Star Wars movies. I mean, dressing up like the characters; waiting in line for hours upon hours to buy tickets (and in extreme cases, days); and, from what I have heard here and on other forums, seeing it 4 and 5+ times (??).

Damn! It's just a movie, right? If you like it, that's all fine and great. But adopting a lifestyle with a "Star Wars" theme and matching screen-saver seems a bit much. And judging from what I've seen in the trailers, none of the movies look like they're all that exciting anyway.

I just don't get it (same with Star Trek). I hope I'm not alone.
 
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Deleted member 1235

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i hear you. Not to the extreme that you seem to be with star wars, I mean, I'm going on opening night, but thats because my work booked out the cinema and sold tickets to employees for 4 bucks. I detest the principle of lining up for anything for 2+ hours acutally.
 

karasu

Member
I don't really have a problem with people dressing up and having fun with the mythos, but the movies have never been anything more than mediocre to me. Ok when I was a kid I loved it, but as an adult, eh.
 
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"Young fool... only now, at the end do you understand..."

For what it's worth, I requested my vacation concide with the release of the movie. Make of that what you will.
 

Zep

Banned
*raises hand*

Star Wars is so fuckin wack....and dont they already know whats gonna happen anyway?

Crash>>>>>Star Wars 394394-234802
 

MIMIC

Banned
They were giving away Star Wars tickets at the front desk in my dorm. And I'm all for a free movie, but they were snatched up pretty quick (and I wasn't going to break my neck for them anyway).

I originally turned them down (because it's a "Star Wars" movie :p), but I was like, "Hey, it's free! :)"

Too late...
 

All Hail C-Webb

Hailing from the Chill-Web
I have never seen any of the original Star Wars movies. I saw the 2 prequels, and thought that they were both ok kids movies. I group Star Wars and Comic books/comic book movies in the same category: Things for retards to enjoy.
 
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Deleted member 1235

Unconfirmed Member
Drinky Crow said:
Right here. Turned down a chance to see a premiere showing for free.

Thats pretty impressive. I almost never turn down anything for free.

Your reason being what? If it's crowds lines I get it. here allocated seating is bliss. *get ticket 2 weeks in advance, turn up 5 minutes before premiere*
 
I really did NOT enjoy 1 or 2. They were honestly so bad that I really felt I woulda been better served doing ANYTHING else. Seriously, I'd rather be working, and the presence of the Star Wars devout only makes it even more intolerable.
 
Drinky Crow said:
I really did NOT enjoy 1 or 2. They were honestly so bad that I really felt I woulda been better served doing ANYTHING else. Seriously, I'd rather be working, and the presence of the Star Wars devout only makes it even more intolerable.

Haha, so true, especially the last line. I'll probably skip it and watch it on DVD, or get a copy from my oh so leet pirate friends. Where I can watch it in peace without people screaming, "WHO DA MAN?", "YODA MAN" or some such shit.
 

Dilbert

Member
You might say that I don't care very much about Star Wars -- for example, I have no idea when the new movie is even coming OUT.

I'll probably see it at some point...but I can guarantee it will have been someone else's idea.
 
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Deleted member 1235

Unconfirmed Member
Pedigree Chum said:
"WHO DA MAN?", "YODA MAN" or some such shit.

:lol Never heard that before. That's terrible.
 
catfish said:
:lol Never heard that before. That's terrible.

It's from some stupid commercial i believe, really fucking annoying...to be fair, I've never heard anyone ever say that (without subsequently ridiculing the commercial),
 

Cloudy

Banned
The only one I've seen (old ones included) is Phantom Menace and it was pretty weak. I don't get the hype for this crap :p
 

AniHawk

Member
ManaByte said:

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Just when they finished with advertising for the movie, the damn commercial came back for the DVDs. I thought I was through with it after the first run.

The only one I've seen (old ones included) is Phantom Menace and it was pretty weak. I don't get the hype for this crap :p

Think of ROTS as the RE4 of the series. :)
 

ManaByte

Member
AniHawk said:
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Just when they finished with advertising for the movie, the damn commercial came back for the DVDs. I thought I was through with it after the first run.

The commercial was only for the DVDs. There were only two Yoda commercials during the theatrical run. One used trailer footage and the other was a Spider-Man ad spoof that ran about a month after the release.
 

AeroGod

Member
Everyone has their different hobbies, passions, obessessions. A person who dresses up as Darth Vader to go to a movie premiere, consisting of mostly similar fans, for a series they have enjoyed for 28 Years is not different nor worse then a fat guy who dresses wierd with face paint and a letter or number on his bare chest and goes to every game for his favorite football team.

Most everyone has something they take to the extreme, other people see it and go "That person is a freak".

Im going to the 12:01 Showing of Star Wars, just like I did for Episode 2 and 1. I like seeing it with hardcore fans that cheer when it starts or when Yoda kicks ass, for me its just that more enjoyable then sitting in an empy theater with 5 other people two weeks after it comes out. I enjoy the Star Wars movies for what they are, but i dont hold them to the top like some people do. Im not going to dress up either, that just requires more effort then I am willing to put out.
 
Drinky Crow said:
I really did NOT enjoy 1 or 2. They were honestly so bad that I really felt I woulda been better served doing ANYTHING else. Seriously, I'd rather be working, and the presence of the Star Wars devout only makes it even more intolerable.


Even playing with a shitty DS unit for 2.5 hours or however long the star wars movies usually are?
 

Vicious

Member
I'm surprised at the number of people who haven't seen the original trilogy. Without the original trilogy, the new movies are even more weak since most of the fun is the connections with the originals.

Nostalgia is what keeps me (and most of my friends) excited about anything Star Wars related.
 
Ugh, I don't give a shit. I'm only seeing it because of a deal I made with a friend, and as such, I'm not even paying. I hate Star Wars. If it wasn't for the deal, I wouldn't be seeing it at all.
 
All Hail C-Webb said:
I have never seen any of the original Star Wars movies. I saw the 2 prequels, and thought that they were both ok kids movies. I group Star Wars and Comic books/comic book movies in the same category: Things for retards to enjoy.


You are missing some Fantastic movie making if you have not seen the original trilogy. The originals are constantly ranked in the top 10 movies of all time by critics and polls. The trilogy advanced many techniques of movie making and brought forth many of the technological breakthroughs. The themes from the original trilogy are timeless and the characters oh-so-fucking cool.

It’s a shame that the prequels even exist, and even more so that people judge the originals by them. You owe it to your self if you like movies to see the original trilogy. Movies just don’t get more epic than it.
 

Escape Goat

Member
Drinky Crow said:
I really did NOT enjoy 1 or 2. They were honestly so bad that I really felt I woulda been better served doing ANYTHING else. Seriously, I'd rather be working, and the presence of the Star Wars devout only makes it even more intolerable.


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galeninjapan said:
You owe it to your self if you like movies to see the original trilogy. Movies just don’t get more epic than it.

Ooooh ho ho, on the contrary. Just you wait until I'm a Hollywood bigwig and make my movie series. You want epic? Mwa ha ha ha! You don't know the meaning of the word. :D
 
All Hail C-Webb said:
I have never seen any of the original Star Wars movies. I saw the 2 prequels, and thought that they were both ok kids movies. I group Star Wars and Comic books/comic book movies in the same category: Things for retards to enjoy.

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Saki

Banned
Drinky Crow said:
Right here. Turned down a chance to see a premiere showing for free.
That's because you're a fucking deviant anyway, are you allergic to quality or something?
For fuck's sake, keep it to yourself once in a while!
 

aku:jiki

Member
I don't particularily care for it myself now that I'm an adult, but I think people who take pride in hating it are just as lame as the people who dress up as jedis.
 

snaildog

Member
I've always thought of them as fun, mostly mindless entertainment, nothing more or less. I've never understood the nerds who say ESB is 100 times better than ROTJ; they're all much the same.

I don't find any movies to be that 'epic'. Epic to me is Babylon 5 (TV series) or A Song Of Ice And Fire (fantasy novel series). The medium is mostly about a quick thrill for the average Joe.
 

djtiesto

is beloved, despite what anyone might say
I got suckered into seeing the first 2... the second movie, my friend tells me and my 2 other (SW hating) friends that he bought us tickets to Episode 2, and then had the audacity to ask for money from us after the movie was over. We were so pissed off at him... I'm not gonna get suckered again.
 
galeninjapan said:
You are missing some Fantastic movie making if you have not seen the original trilogy. The originals are constantly ranked in the top 10 movies of all time by critics and polls. The trilogy advanced many techniques of movie making and brought forth many of the technological breakthroughs. The themes from the original trilogy are timeless and the characters oh-so-fucking cool.

:lol :lol :lol
They are fun and entertaining movies (well, at least the first two), I'll grant you that, but you must be on crack if you truly believe what you're saying. I don't recall ever seeing any of the original Star Wars movies in any serious critic top 10 movie lists, let alone the three of them.
 

AB 101

Banned
Still have not seen Episode I or II yet.

Will not watch III until the 3 disk set comes out whenever Lucas feels we are worthy of it.

I do have the box set of Episodes IV, V, and VI.
 

Willco

Hollywood Square
No way! Most critic's lists are easily:

1. The Empire Strikes Back
2. A New Hope
3. The Matrix
4. Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
5. Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
6. Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
7. Spider-Man
8. National Treasure
9. Return of the Jedi
10. Citizen Kane
 

jobber

Would let Tony Parker sleep with his wife
I didn't even care what Star Wars was about til the last 2 weeks when I was Ep. 5 & 6. RotJ was quite fun.
 

shuri

Banned
Willco said:
No way! Most critic's lists are easily:

1. The Empire Strikes Back
2. A New Hope
3. The Matrix
4. Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
5. Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
6. Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
7. Spider-Man
8. National Treasure
9. Return of the Jedi
10. Citizen Kane

You forgot Sin City!
 

Manics

Banned
Willco said:
No way! Most critic's lists are easily:

1. The Empire Strikes Back
2. A New Hope
3. The Matrix
4. Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
5. Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
6. Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
7. Spider-Man
8. National Treasure
9. Return of the Jedi
10. Citizen Kane


No Raiders of the Lost Arc? Jerk.
 

Musashi Wins!

FLAWLESS VICTOLY!
Not that they are worthy of some sort of obsession, but I feel bad for the license that so many people have only seen the more recent prequels. They are dog shit in comparison to the originals. The whole big deal wouldn't exist based on the quality of the recent efforts.
 
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