girlthishappenedto: ugh, did you get my vm?
Tha Phat Kracker: no
Tha Phat Kracker: my phone got shut off by your lovely company
girlthishappenedto: the grossest thing happened to me today
girlthishappenedto: This huge hawk pooped on my head in the parking lot at work. I had to take a fucking absence. It was in my hair, on my face, shirt, pants.
girlthishappenedto: I seriously vomitted into my mouth
girlthishappenedto: and then started cryinh
Tha Phat Kracker: wow
girlthishappenedto: it was so gross
girlthishappenedto: I serioulsy washed my hair a bazillion times
