"All right everyone, calm down. Christ, you're all a bunch of lunatics."
The Administrator pulled Crab aside, asking him, "It's ok. You can tell me your reads. I trust you."
Crab sneered crabbily, spitting in the Administrators face. "I'll never tell you. I'll never tell anyone! These pro strats come with me to my grave! AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
The Administrator sighed and took Crab by the claw, leading him outside the auditorium. Crab continued rambling, "They're all out to get me, I tell you! They don't care about winning, all they care about is meta! I'll show them what crazy Crab looks like...I'll show them all! WHERE ARE WE GOING?"
Gesturing into the next room, the Administrator beckoned Crab forth. "I just want you to relax for a moment, all right? Then maybe in an hour or so, you can come out and share with everyone. Ok?"
Confused, Crab nodded, and begrudgingly walked into the room. As he looked around, he muttered, "Is this teak? I like teak. Useful for all sorts of things, like saunas and...wait a minute, HEY!"
The door slammed shut behind him as the Administrator barricaded the door with a stray Sorian lying around. He turned the thermostat up to its highest setting, then leaned against the wall, whistling a merry tune.
A few hours later, he reentered the auditorium, calling out to everyone, "Well folks, it seems that Crab has finally something to share with you all. I hope you were looking forward to dinner!"
Crab has died!
Crab said:
Good morning to another wonderful day at Lynchwood Acres!
It appears you are...Trigger, and you are a WW2 Veteran, or to put it another way, a Tracker. Thanks for your service, soldier! As a infantryman you saw your fair share of the horrors of war, and as a result you have learned to keep one eye open at all times, even while asleep or during games of Heads Up Seven Up (cheater).
Each night, you can PM me the command PARANOIA: <PLAYER> to follow a player and see who they visited during that night.
You can also vote! Hooray!
You are aligned with The Retirees (TOWN).
You win when all threats to The Retirees have been eliminated.
Good luck!
Night 2 Ends:
Night Actions are due to me 1 hour before night ends.