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Debut and Post are tied for best Bjork album.

I found Vespertine to be her most inaccessible album for me. Aside from Pagan Poetry which shits on so many discographies that the list of discographies it doesn't shit on doesn't exist.

Biophilia's still her absolute worst album, though. The queen of artpop better step her game up for her next offering.
 

twobear

sputum-flecked apoplexy
Debut and Post are tied for best Bjork album.

I found Vespertine to be her most inaccessible album for me. Aside from Pagan Poetry which shits on so many discographies that the list of discographies it doesn't shit on doesn't exist.

Biophilia's still her absolute worst album, though. The queen of artpop better step her game up for her next offering.
Vespertine is iconic. It all fits into place (lol) when you realise that every song on the album is about sex.
 

Yado

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I'm going to give Homogenic and Vespertine a try!

If you don't like them listen to Post because it's what helped me to "get" her music and it's my favourite.

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Touchdown

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You know, this current gen Christina Aguilera reminds me of the Mariah Carey Touch My Body era where she looks absolutely incredible but the voice isn't as strong. The only difference is Mariah had a number one album and song at the time.
 

Vitanimus

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Debut and Post are tied for best Bjork album.

I found Vespertine to be her most inaccessible album for me. Aside from Pagan Poetry which shits on so many discographies that the list of discographies it doesn't shit on doesn't exist.

Biophilia's still her absolute worst album, though. The queen of artpop better step her game up for her next offering.

Biophilia really sucked in retrospect for Bjork... it just felt like she wrote some lyrics and threw a tune onto it. Virus is still really good though!
 

royalan

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You know, this current gen Christina Aguilera reminds me of the Mariah Carey Touch My Body era where she looks absolutely incredible but the voice isn't as strong. The only difference is Mariah had a number one album and song at the time.

Xtina is about to be about to remind the world of Emancipation era Mariah. Just you wait. *.*
 

Cynosure

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should have been Sex Dreams
but i'll take what I can get :duca:

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You should.

I too tried to keep it cute once, Cyno-sis showed me the light. The Army has NEVER hesitated to throw shade at Xtina when she was down. Now the tables have turned and Britney's now the pathetic flop. The Army deserves every inch of dragging they get.

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Double ooo, cyno nearly convinced me with that review she wrote on her internship

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-25549124

Britney dazzles critics in Las Vegas

Resume fuming, Fighters.

I wrote another one for NYtimes

LAS VEGAS — For the last six years, the state of Britney Spears has been summed up best — and most frequently — by the simple phrase she intoned at the top of “Gimme More,” from 2007, that has since become a catchphrase: “It’s Britney, bitch.”

Not a tease, nor a boast, nor a taunt, it’s almost apologetic, an apt tagline for a star whose power is self-evident, but also blank and tautological. It’s what might appear on the business card of a performer with nothing left to add.

No surprise then that at 32, with more than two decades of performing under her belt, Ms. Spears has already arrived at the laurel-resting portion of her career, landing in a greatest-hits production so winning that it barely needs her at all.

Mostly, she’s a pinball during the 90-minute extravaganza “Britney: Piece of Me,” her new residency at the Axis Theater at Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino here that had its debut on Friday. Magical things are happening all around her — ornate sets, clever video displays, fiery dancing — but Ms. Spears is there mostly to activate memories, to be a souvenir for the eyes. Rarely did the voice booming out over the speakers appear to be coming directly from Ms. Spears’s mouth. Always a notch or three less committed than her backup dancers, she was at times downright listless.

But that’s not new: Ms. Spears has long been the pop star most obscured by her own songs. Especially in the second half of her career, since the mid-2000s, the period that followed her tabloid-documented meltdowns, she’s been putty for producers, who give her muscular tracks that ask little of her vocally — and even less emotionally — but leave her with an air of power and control.

Judging by the show’s narrative, she was invested with that power by dark forces. Early in the night, during the melancholic “Everytime,” she was a winged angel falling to earth, swarmed by vampiric dancers in all black when she landed. When they fled, Ms. Spears was remade. Now in a goth dominatrix outfit, she shifted gears to a medley of “...Baby One More Time” and “Oops!...I Did It Again,” the two early hits that cemented Ms. Spears’s image as knowing naïf.

This was Ms. Spears at her toughest during this show, which covers about two dozen songs from the whole span of her career, and which she’ll repeat some 100 times over the next two years. In general, the set design was more imposing than she was. At points she performed from inside a ring of fire, on top of a rolling pyramid, jumping off a huge prop tree and under a sheet of water falling from the ceiling. Even during “Freakshow,” when she had an audience member — in this case, the “Extra” host Mario Lopez — bound in a harness so she could walk him like a dog, she came off playful, not salacious. (Ms. Spears then signed a T-shirt for him.)

“Britney: Piece of Me” comes on the heels of Ms. Spears’s energetic but rarely inspiring eighth album “Britney Jean” (RCA), which sold only about 107,000 copies in its first week, the lowest opening of her career. She may have the name recognition of a global superstar, but not the drawing power she had even a few years ago. Performing here, in this 4,600-seat hall, is a relatively low-risk proposition, and doesn’t demand that she extend her relevance. (The first single from “Britney Jean” was “Work Bitch,” a nod to “It’s Britney, bitch.”)

This is also a transitional moment for Las Vegas, a town becoming less reliant on older-audience-skewing musical revues and leaning more heavily on nightclubs. Ms. Spears’s show is a midpoint between the then and now, a legacy act with cross-generational appeal offering a show that might as well have been run by a D.J. (This newly renovated theater, too, is a hybrid, with two standing-room pits and a row of V.I.P. bottle-service tables abutting the stage’s lip.)

“Piece of Me” is probably the least staid of the single-artist Vegas residencies; everything about it, save Ms. Spears, is splashy and top volume. The costumes, by Marco Marco, were vibrant, and the choreography, by the Squared Division, was powerful, particularly during “Scream & Shout,” when dancers maneuvered a pair of circular hamster-wheel-like structures. As for Ms. Spears, the version of her displayed on screen — from old videos and the like — almost always looked more confident and more comfortable than the Ms. Spears who was onstage.

That contrast was only heightened by the fact that throughout the night, one of Ms. Spears’s disciples, Miley Cyrus, was at a front row V.I.P. table, dancing enthusiastically and singing along. If Ms. Spears is one of the last Stepford pop stars, Ms. Cyrus is a new model — unpredictable, self-determining, actually fun.

Ms. Cyrus has long pledged loyalty to Ms. Spears as her childhood idol, and even collaborated with her on a song from her Ms. Cyrus’s album, “Bangerz” (RCA), though Ms. Spears sounds robotic, especially up against Ms. Cyrus’s natural effervescence. But Ms. Cyrus’s presence in Las Vegas — she was one of a handful of celebrities at this show, along with Katy Perry and Selena Gomez — wasn’t wholly to display her devotion to Ms. Spears.

Later that night, she hosted the opening of Beacher’s Madhouse at the MGM Grand, an extension of the rowdy Los Angeles post-vaudeville nightclub of the same name. What had seemed, up close, like a night for Ms. Spears’s coronation as the latest of this city’s marquee names was in fact just a prelude. Ms. Spears may have hosted a cool party, but the night went on without her.

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Available January 1.

Xtina, truly the new Ashanti.

when was the last time Ashanti had a hit feature, one-hit-wonder stan?

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Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
The Top 5 songs from Angel Haze album "Dirty Gold" (No order)
Echelon
Battle Cry
Crown
Angels and Airwaves
Black Dahlia
 

twobear

sputum-flecked apoplexy
deviating the topic into mediatrafic already?


all of Legend X's albums score higher than Brittleknee Jean

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according to whom exactly

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not music critics, that much is clear

[edit] oh you mean, than the album britney jean?

set that low goalpost and drag away i guess
 

twobear

sputum-flecked apoplexy
LOL - weren't you just defending it a while back?

I KNEW you were only white knighting that wretched album because I was going in on it. Kiiiii

I don't think it's irredeemably awful, but I basically only use Alien and Work Bitch from it, which, for a Britney album, is pretty much unacceptable
 

twobear

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that goalpost is Knee's very last album
ending her severely tainted career on a sour note, seethe a bit.

Legend has a few more decades to raise her average, seethe hard.

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so you're saying that your fave's career is off to an inauspicious start in terms of musical quality?

well we finally agree on something.

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royalan

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Whenever I read praise for Beyoncé I just tell myself that people are praising the hype of the album's release, and not the album itself. This is how I cope.

Seriously though, the album is good but not 92 good. That's putting it in Janelle Monae/Lauryn Hill territory, and I just don't find the album to be as intimate and/or driven in its intent as it would need to be to place in THAT caliber. The tracks just aren't that strong or memorable. After giving the album a rest, I've settled on the opinion that Bey's album is very much the female version of Jay's Magna Carta...very expensive sounding, but ultimately superficial. This is also how I cope.
 
But Magna Carta was Jay-Z rambling about nothing. There was no themes to that album. Beyoncé and Magna does not sit on the same spectrum. Nothing on MC has a strong message like Superpower.

That album is literally old ass Jay Z yet telling the world he is still more wealthy than all your faves. Nothing more nothing less. The production on that album wasn't all that either. High but nothing to write home about. There was nothing very experimental and clashy.

65 imo. Yeezus is more comparable to Beyoncé than Magna.
 

Mau ®

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Xtina doesn't have albums as good as Britney's tho.

That being said, Britney IS over. And Xtina will make a comeback soon. Poor dat.

EDIT: I also agrih with Ayais. Beyoncé is more Yeezus than Magna Carta. And Yeezus is the AOTY *.*
 

Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
But Magna Carta was Jay-Z rambling about nothing. There was no themes to that album. Beyoncé and Magna does not sit on the same spectrum. Nothing on MC has a strong message like Superpower.

That album is literally old ass Jay Z yet telling the world he is still more wealthy than all your faves. Nothing more nothing less. The production on that album wasn't all that either. High but nothing to write home about. There was nothing very experimental and clashy.

65 imo. Yeezus is more comparable to Beyoncé than Magna.

Not you stealing Royalancé's moment like Kanye did to Taylor. Kiiiiiii
 

royalan

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But Magna Carta was Jay-Z rambling about nothing. There was no themes to that album. Beyoncé and Magna does not sit on the same spectrum. Nothing on MC has a strong message like Superpower.

That album is literally old ass Jay Z yet telling the world he is still more wealthy than all your faves. Nothing more nothing less. The production on that album wasn't all that either. High but nothing to write home about. There was nothing very experimental and clashy.

65 imo. Yeezus is more comparable to Beyoncé than Magna.

I don't necessarily disagree with you about Jay-Z's album. I think Magna Carta is garbage. Extremely current-sounding garbage. I don't think Beyoncé and MC are identical in their sound, but more their approach. To me it sounds like both artists approached these albums wanted to be on-trend without APPEARING as though they were trying to be "trendy" and the end result was pleasant, but not completely authentic. Bey was more successful in her approach though, I'll admit.

Also, neither Bey or Jay have anything on Yeezus. Yeezus is straight from another fucking planet. Like, I really don't know what Kanye was THINKING when he made that album, and I still don't know if that's praise or critique. That album is just...something else. Beyonce has nothing in common with Yeezus. No album really does.

Mau ®;95334490 said:
Xtina doesn't have albums as good as Britney's tho.

That being said, Britney IS over. And Xtina will make a comeback soon. Poor dat.

EDIT: I also agrih with Ayais. Beyoncé is more Yeezus than Magna Carta. And Yeezus is the AOTY *.*

Honestly, I hate when people compare Britney and Christina's albums. They're so apples and oranges. Despite their legendary "rivalry" both artists have ALWAYS occupied completely opposite ends of the pop spectrum. Brit has always been pure Dance-Pop. Christina has always been Pop/R&B crossover.

It's why Christina's fans have always been older folks and people who generally also like R&B, and why Britney's fans have always been people with a stronger affinity for "pure pop" and/or "euro-pop". Despite their similar packaging they've ALWAYS appealed to two different groups.

Back to Basics>>>>>>>>>>>>>anything Britney
 

Mau ®

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FUN FACT

Justin Beiber's BELIEVE TOUR has gone onto gross more than 200M+ WW, making it the biggest solo male tour of all time.

BOW TO THE KING OF POP!

kiiii
 

xaosslug

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so, now that godelsmetric's fave is slaying again she's gone back to dragging Christina for no other reason except it just so happens to be a Christina stan she's getting into it with...

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