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Zoolader

Member
What do you all recommend to pass an employee drug test I might be taking soon? I have my final interview tomorrow and the job post says it's a drug free work place. Training is at the end of March so I have no idea when I might get tested. I'm scared it might be as early as after the interview tomorrow, which ends around 3:30. Hoping it's too late to take a test on a Friday and maybe have the weekend to buy me time.

I've read about the dilution method, which basically does the same as those $30 cleansing drinks. I would just have to drink lots of water two hours before the test, take a b vitamin supplement and workout creatine. I'm also suppose to get together with a bunch of friends tomorrow night for a bachelor party, which might be a perfect time to ask for a clean friends urine sample. It could end up really awkward and embarrassing though, and I'm sure offering money up front would demoralize me even more...

Anybody have suggestions or been through the same kind of hiring process? How long do companies like this usually give you to take the test? Like I said if I get the job, training starts in a month. This is for a customer service call center position btw.
 

Surface of Me

I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
What do you all recommend to pass an employee drug test I might be taking soon? I have my final interview tomorrow and the job post says it's a drug free work place. Training is at the end of March so I have no idea when I might get tested. I'm scared it might be as early as after the interview tomorrow, which ends around 3:30. Hoping it's too late to take a test on a Friday and maybe have the weekend to buy me time.

I've read about the dilution method, which basically does the same as those $30 cleansing drinks. I would just have to drink lots of water two hours before the test, take a b vitamin supplement and workout creatine. I'm also suppose to get together with a bunch of friends tomorrow night for a bachelor party, which might be a perfect time to ask for a clean friends urine sample. It could end up really awkward and embarrassing though, and I'm sure offering money up front would demoralize me even more...

Anybody have suggestions or been through the same kind of hiring process? How long do companies like this usually give you to take the test? Like I said if I get the job, training starts in a month. This is for a customer service call center position btw.

It is going to be at the end of the interview. When is the last time you smoked? Also start drinking tons of water now and continue to do so until the interview.
 

Zoolader

Member
It is going to be at the end of the interview. When is the last time you smoked? Also start drinking tons of water now and continue to do so until the interview.

Damn I might be screwed, do you think they do it in the same building or send me to a lab? Last time I smoked was today! I'm pretty nervous taking a chance on the dilution method, and no way I'm gonna be able to hold my bladder through an hour long interview after drinking gallons of water. Maybe I can find synthetic urine at a head shop or porn place. Head shop for the obvious reasons, and I've read people with urine fetishes sometimes use the stuff. Or maybe since I'm so desperate I might ask for a friends piss.
 

Surface of Me

I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
Damn I might be screwed, do you think they do it in the same building or send me to a lab? Last time I smoked was today! I'm pretty nervous taking a chance on the dilution method, and no way I'm gonna be able to hold my bladder through an hour long interview after drinking gallons of water. Maybe I can find synthetic urine at a head shop or porn place. Head shop for the obvious reasons, and I've read people with urine fetishes sometimes use the stuff. Or maybe since I'm so desperate I might ask for a friends piss.

Fairly certain it has to be of a certain temperature as well, or else they will know it is fake piss, so be warned on that front. And no dilution method will help you within one day. Best chance is to ask for clean piss from a buddy, put it in a baggie, and tape it to your inner thigh, pray that the temp is right. Unless it is a government job they won't check to see if you have fake piss on your person.
 

Acid08

Banned
Fairly certain it has to be of a certain temperature as well, or else they will know it is fake piss, so be warned on that front. And no dilution method will help you within one day. Best chance is to ask for clean piss from a buddy, put it in a baggie, and tape it to your inner thigh, pray that the temp is right. Unless it is a government job they won't check to see if you have fake piss on your person.
You can buy detox drinks that will work within a few hours. A few friends have passed tests with those.

If you just rolled by a smoke shop on the way to the test you can buy fake pee. They come with hand warmers so you can get the liquid to the right temperature. That one worked for a friend of mine when he had to get a test for some retail job.
 

Surface of Me

I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
You can buy detox drinks that will work within a few hours. A few friends have passed tests with those.

If you just rolled by a smoke shop on the way to the test you can buy fake pee. They come with hand warmers so you can get the liquid to the right temperature. That one worked for a friend of mine when he had to get a test for some retail job.

Where does one get these drinks? I'm on break to switch jobs, but would love to speed up the process. I've seen various teas, but surely it isn't those?
 

Zoolader

Member
Where does one get these drinks? I'm on break to switch jobs, but would love to speed up the process. I've seen various teas, but surely it isn't those?
Those drinks you can buy in a vitamin shop or smoothie shop, and of course head shops. The drinks are the same as the dilution method, you take it about an hour or two before the test and you have a window that lasts a couple hours for the test. Drinking water days or even many hours before the test does not necessarily give you better chances, since water isn't removing the thc from your body, just diluting what the tests are looking for. in a short time frame. So from what I've read, drink lots and lots of water atleast 2 hours before test, use the bathroom atleast once before taking the test, take a b vitamin and creatine (takes 24 hours for body to absorb) to give your urine the right color and properties of non diluted urine. Also don't use the start or end of the stream, where contents they are looking for will be most present. If I didn't have an interview right before I would try that.

Anyways I texted a friend last night after posting here which was after 3am. He is a huge stoner I use to work with and I know he used the sythetic urine for probation tests in the past. So he tells me he has some left over and I can take it. I was suppose to meet him this morning at a coffee shop, which is pretty far from me. I got there nice and early and he calls when while I'm waiting saying he can't find it. Not the worst news but it sucked, luckily I still had a few hours to go to those head shops. I had to wait 2 hours for one to open but thank god they had what I was looking for.

So here I am now, trying to get the temperature right before my 2:30 interview! Please wish me luck guys, I really want this job...
 

Futureman

Member
so do you guys do this dab thing? The guy I go to bought an attachment and was attempting it last time I met him, but he didn't have a torch lighter I guess.

goin tonight again, so I'll probably try it out.
 

LogicStep

Member
Hey man good luck. So what is it you're trying to do? Using synth urine? Let us know how it goes.

What drugs have you guys tried? My best friend has tried a bunch of shit like coke, lsd, shrooms, acid, and I dunno what else. I want to try some drugs at least once to see what it is and what it's like but only if I won't get addicted or fuck myself over. He told me that as long as it isn't something like meth or heroin that it's ok because those hook you instantly and that is something I want to stay away from.

I want to make educated choices here. I'm open to trying new things but only in moderation and a safe environment. Does anyone here have any experience or advice regarding this topic? Things to try and things to stay away from?
 

Ashhong

Member
i have something to say.

i live right next to a university. the alley behind my house is always PACKED with 18-20 year old kids smoking weed. possession is legal in my state, but what they're doing is illegal. you can't smoke weed outside and you have to be 21, and none of these fools are.

growing up as an alleyway pot smoker, where we had to run and hide constantly, i find myself very jealous of these kids. i go out on my porch to smoke a cigarette and i'm like WHATS GOING ON HERE!?!. i dunno. the new reality is strange.

i walked out there the other night at like 2AM, with my landlord (who wants to tell them to get the fuck away). landlord accosts these people and is like, you cant be here, this is illegal, blah blah blah, and i was supposed to be backing him up. instead i was like HEY LET ME HIT THAT BONG BITCH. which i did.

LOL what did your landlord say after that?
 

Futureman

Member
that's pretty funny coldvein. I used to meet up with my friends at a Catholic university, and the best smoke spot was behind this Mary statue around some bushes haha. But yea, then sophmore year I lived in an apartment and never had to be sneaky about smoking again.
 

Surface of Me

I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
Hey man good luck. So what is it you're trying to do? Using synth urine? Let us know how it goes.

What drugs have you guys tried? My best friend has tried a bunch of shit like coke, lsd, shrooms, acid, and I dunno what else. I want to try some drugs at least once to see what it is and what it's like but only if I won't get addicted or fuck myself over. He told me that as long as it isn't something like meth or heroin that it's ok because those hook you instantly and that is something I want to stay away from.

I want to make educated choices here. I'm open to trying new things but only in moderation and a safe environment. Does anyone here have any experience or advice regarding this topic? Things to try and things to stay away from?

I wanna try shrooms, but other than that I have no plans to try any other drugs. Only cocaine if I'm in the presence of an A-list celebrity and they offer.
 

bidguy

Banned
Slightly offtopic but my friend just got caught driving under the influence of pot (i was with him).
It was kinda hilarious because he got his license like 5 days ago.

The bad thing about it was that i had to go home on foot.

Edit : btw this was in germany where the drivers license costs like 1500$
 

LogicStep

Member
I really am interested in your guys' opinion regarding the things I mentioned in my posts.

There's one thing that's around me since I started smoking weed. What would my parents say if they found out? This is the thing, I live with my parents so I have to be smart about smoking. I don't think they know I smoke, they might suspect it though. Anytime the topic of pot comes up I always defend it so they should imagine.

That's the one thing that bothers me and makes me feel bad about this, that I think it would kill them if they found out and I hate hiding shit from them. On the other hand I'm 27 (yeah I'm lucky) so they can't tell me what I can and can't do. But at the same time I live with them so...

Any of you in a similar situation? Do your parents know? How did you go about telling them and how did they take it?
 

Zoolader

Member
Hey man good luck. So what is it you're trying to do? Using synth urine? Let us know how it goes.

What drugs have you guys tried? My best friend has tried a bunch of shit like coke, lsd, shrooms, acid, and I dunno what else. I want to try some drugs at least once to see what it is and what it's like but only if I won't get addicted or fuck myself over. He told me that as long as it isn't something like meth or heroin that it's ok because those hook you instantly and that is something I want to stay away from.

I want to make educated choices here. I'm open to trying new things but only in moderation and a safe environment. Does anyone here have any experience or advice regarding this topic? Things to try and things to stay away from?

Thanks dude, interview went well so I thought. Except I wasn't hired on the spot, and was only told I would get a call sometime soon. There was two interviewers and they were both asking me questions and taking notes on my answers. After the last question they said that completed the interview and if I had questions. So I have hope they didn't make their decision not to hire me right then without them communicating with each other about the interview.... or maybe that's a trick they use to make me think that, so nobody freaks out on them.

So I didn't even end up using the synthetic urine. Kinda was expecting to get hired and take the piss test right after, just from what I heard here. It's a good thing I can heat it up again and use it another day if needed. Kinda sucks I didn't sleep as much as I should have and went through all the hassle.

As far as other drugs to try, I myself tried shrooms, acid, coke, molly. It's smart that you only want to TRY them, knowing how serious some of the addictions or affects can be. My most pleasant experiences were with molly and mushrooms(didn't do them together). It's important to do as much research as possible before you take any of the stuff you listed. Most of the time your environment settings, personal life, and which people are around can greatly influence the direction of any trip and the same would apply to cocaine. So say if your girlfriend just dumped you, or you are at a uncomfortable location, or just stressed in general, you can have a very bad outcome. Two people taking the same exact thing can have very different trips. I would say molly is the most comfortable and relaxing, maybe start there and work up to mushrooms when you want to have some hallucinations, which I don't think are as intense as acid. Whenever I do coke it's just really random and happens once every few years. It's fun but definitely not something I would do often or want in my possession the following day of using it. Also avoid crowds or public places, I think it's critical the first time you trip or else it's a very easy way to start having a bad trip.

The mushrooms for me I think were my favorite. I felt detached from my body and super floaty. It seemed I was more in touch with my surroundings and everything also seemed brighter. Some colors would bleed occasionally, and looking up at the stars and tree branches was mesmerizing. The thing that turned one of my mushroom trips into a near panic attack was the chaperon we were with, which was a buddies girlfriend. She was the only one not tripping and was driving us around downtown. She was bitching she was hungry and decided to drag us all into a little bar restaurant place. I didn't have enough experience to get out of the situation or tell her no. I guess I also felt inclined since she was watching us and driving us. Hopefully lesson learned and that doesn't happen again.
 

Shagwell

Member
I wanna try shrooms, but other than that I have no plans to try any other drugs. Only cocaine if I'm in the presence of an A-list celebrity and they offer.

As someone who doesn't fuck with other drugs besides good 'ol mary jane, I can hands down say doing shrooms was one of the funnest experiences of my life. I can see how it could potentially suck, and despite all the fun I had I'd never do 'em regularly.

For us, there was about 12 of us, 7 dudes and 5 girls, and we all sort of organically spontaneously decided to do them at my friend's place together. Tripping with close friends while the weather was shit outside and without anyone sober to bug you out was incredible. It makes you feel...extra perceptive. And your body feels like you are shithoused drunk but you're still completely functional. If that makes any sense at all. I'm sure it's different for everyone. But it gave me a lot of perspective..and made me look at my life in a really positive way. I know these are crap descriptions but I'd say definitely try them if you're in a good place in your life, and you're around good people. Can't go wrong that way.
 

LogicStep

Member
Thanks dude, interview went well so I thought. Except I wasn't hired on the spot, and was only told I would get a call sometime soon. There was two interviewers and they were both asking me questions and taking notes on my answers. After the last question they said that completed the interview and if I had questions. So I have hope they didn't make their decision not to hire me right then without them communicating with each other about the interview.... or maybe that's a trick they use to make me think that, so nobody freaks out on them.

So I didn't even end up using the synthetic urine. Kinda was expecting to get hired and take the piss test right after, just from what I heard here. It's a good thing I can heat it up again and use it another day if needed. Kinda sucks I didn't sleep as much as I should have and went through all the hassle.

As far as other drugs to try, I myself tried shrooms, acid, coke, molly. It's smart that you only want to TRY them, knowing how serious some of the addictions or affects can be. My most pleasant experiences were with molly and mushrooms(didn't do them together). It's important to do as much research as possible before you take any of the stuff you listed. Most of the time your environment settings, personal life, and which people are around can greatly influence the direction of any trip and the same would apply to cocaine. So say if your girlfriend just dumped you, or you are at a uncomfortable location, or just stressed in general, you can have a very bad outcome. Two people taking the same exact thing can have very different trips. I would say molly is the most comfortable and relaxing, maybe start there and work up to mushrooms. Whenever I do coke it's just really random and happens once every few years. It's fun but definitely not something I would do often or want in my possession the following day of using it. Also avoid crowds or public places, I think it's critical the first time you trip or else it's a very easy way to start having a bad trip.



If that's the case, don't worry too much. For the job I had and another I applied to, both I went to the interview, they first wanted to talk about me, then they talked about the job, then went ahead and let me ask them questions. After that I went home and didn't hear from them for a week and the other for almost a month. They offered me both jobs.

Sucks you had to get up but hey, like you said, now you have the urine for a future occasion.

I see, I have hear about that, my friend told me sometimes it's better to be alone, or with really close friends but not the general public. I definitely want to try them. My friend says he would do it no more than twice a year, if that. I would either try them once or do that. But I won't be doing them like pot. I don't want to fuck up my life so I would be very cautious about that.

Edit: Oh another thing that kills me is that my dad is always feeling like shit. Head aches and stomach aches, at least 3 times a week. All the medicine he has tried doesn't do shit for him. If my parents were open to trying weed, my dad wouldn't have to feel like shit anymore. Smoke some when he feels like shit and he's good. I wish he did so he didn't feel like shit so much.

What waste of good smoke. Hold that shit in.
lol I know right?
 

Zoolader

Member
and take them in the day time

Next time hopefully I will be on the beach for a nice sunset. Colors get so wild during that time, and the ocean reflecting those colors while washing back and forth, I can only imagine how amazing. I don't have a source for them anymore, unless I go into some farmers fields and pick them outa cow patties... Florida.
 

Ashhong

Member
People were freakin bout her wastin smoke, which isn't really a thing with hookah.

yea i know, but I'm saying that gif was an example of blowing O's with weed smoke, so if one were to copy her...they would be wasting weed smoke.

although for some reason I was always led to believe that at some point, you have to let smoke go and its not really a waste. while with a vape, anything you let out is a waste. not sure if that made sense..
 
Debating on running to get rolling papers and rolling one. Haven't done it in a while but I've never been a good roller. I just feel on edge right now and need a way to relax.

Most convenience stores sell papers right?
 

Acid08

Banned
What kind of grub do you guys have for tonite?

Plaintain chips are fucking incredible.

Pizza!

Going to fire up a bowl and put on Samurai Fiction.

Debating on running to get rolling papers and rolling one. Haven't done it in a while but I've never been a good roller. I just feel on edge right now and need a way to relax.

Most convenience stores sell papers right?

Any 7-11/gas station/liquor store should have them.
 
Got a question for anyone who's had experience with shrooms and/or acid... So I'm normally quite anxious about things, and sometimes when just smoking weed I will start to worry almost immediately, which makes the high pretty shitty and panicky for the most part. Should I avoid ever doing the 2 mentioned above? They interest me somewhat, but is it possible to 'learn' how not to worry when I'm on them, and have a good time?
 

TxdoHawk

Member
I bought a Space Case grinder, GAF. Titanium 4-piece. $80. I feel dumb blowing so much, but I decided to treat myself. The cheapie plastic number I had bought years ago was so awful that I just resigned to breaking it all up by hand.

Semi-related: Anybody have the Magic Flight Launch Box? I've never vaped, and I'm not gonna blow $500+ for a Volcano. Seems to be the best in that $120 or so price range based on reviews. Thoughts?

Got a question for anyone who's had experience with shrooms and/or acid... So I'm normally quite anxious about things, and sometimes when just smoking weed I will start to worry almost immediately, which makes the high pretty shitty and panicky for the most part. Should I avoid ever doing the 2 mentioned above? They interest me somewhat, but is it possible to 'learn' how not to worry when I'm on them, and have a good time?

Get a babysitter for your first time (someone you trust who will stay sober and look after you while you trip). It's impossible to say how you will respond to shrooms/acid based on your experience with weed...I've known people who do not enjoy getting high, at all, but enjoy tripping, and vice versa.

All these drugs have one thing in common, though: The quality of your experience will depend heavily on your environment. Trip and smoke in a safe, secure place with people you trust.

Regarding "learning" not to be paranoid, that's a no-go in my opinion. If you do the above, and despite being comfortable/safe still feel anxious after doing a drug several times, there's generally no obvious way to change that. Just have to accept the fact that it's not for you.
 
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