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[JimiNutz]

i need to do this.

ingredients?
how much weed?
weed quality to use? (dank, mid, dirt)

help me out here.

They're really easy to make.
Get some Grahams Crackers, coat one side in thick creamy peanut butter.
Get your weed (dosage depends entirely on personal preference) and grind it into as fine of a powder as you can.
Sprinkle your weed dusting all over the peanut butter then push the two crackers together so that it makes a sandwich.
Wrap the cracker in tin foil and place in oven on a medium heat for 25 mins.
I then melted up some chocolate in a little plastic pot and used it as a dipping sauce every time I took a bite of cracker.

The only thing that's difficult to explain is the dosage. I was using some Violator Kush and I only ground up a few buds. Id say maybe 3g worth. That was enough powder to make 4 crackers. I had one cracker and my gf had one cracker.... We were both extremely high for over 12 hours, then mildly high for another 12. Its only now just worn off completely.

I supposed the dosage would depend entirely on how much you're used to smoking and how high you want to get (best to eat the crackers on an empty stomach and expect to wait 30-60 mins for it to kick in).
I think we used just over 3g and I was so high that I felt like my body was melting, time slowed down to the point where it both felt like we were cumming for about 10 mins, and then I started to mildly hallucinate.

 

[Ashhong]

How much does your house smell after baking something like that? Thinking of using my ABV to make that.

Also you should have put some weed in that melted chocolate =P

 

[Conor_Fool]

DenverGAF here, anyone been to any of the Pink House dispensaries? $20 eighth bargain bin at the location near me, some quality nug, too! Can't beat it.

I wish I could still blaze up in my place - I was warned not to smoke buds anymore, so all I can do is take dabs. Gets old.

 

[Vashetti]

is anyone hi right now

 

[TheDanger]

Yesterday we smoked a few joints in the car and drove around town(we didn't smoke while driving), we passed some cops and they immediately made a u turn and followed us. Luckily we were already too far away, but I was scared shitless.

 

[Jarate]

DenverGAF here, anyone been to any of the Pink House dispensaries? $20 eighth bargain bin at the location near me, some quality nug, too! Can't beat it.

I wish I could still blaze up in my place - I was warned not to smoke buds anymore, so all I can do is take dabs. Gets old.

well if your smoking non super dank stuff, if you breath through some laundry sheets, that'll cut down on the smell considerably.

now if you're really dedicated, if you get a small carboard tube (save the one that's left after you're done with a toilet paper tube) fill it with 2 laundry sheets and a tea bag, then the smell should be well hidden. Also, if you're able to, light up a cigarette (even if you don't smoke) the smell of cigarette will overpower the weed smell

but that's only for non dank stuff.

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

Firemuffins were a success. I feel like I can 'firecrack' pretty much anything. lol

How much does your house smell after baking something like that? Thinking of using my ABV to make that.

Also you should have put some weed in that melted chocolate =P

The smell isn't that strong at all. It's a very faint and distinct smell (in that probably only people that have cooked firecrackers would know) and it can be cleared by opening a window or door for 30min or so. What I usually do is cook something over it like a batch of coffee or some popcorn and it will cover it quick.

 

[LogicStep]

They're really easy to make.
Get some Grahams Crackers, coat one side in thick creamy peanut butter.
Get your weed (dosage depends entirely on personal preference) and grind it into as fine of a powder as you can.
Sprinkle your weed dusting all over the peanut butter then push the two crackers together so that it makes a sandwich.
Wrap the cracker in tin foil and place in oven on a medium heat for 25 mins.
I then melted up some chocolate in a little plastic pot and used it as a dipping sauce every time I took a bite of cracker.

The only thing that's difficult to explain is the dosage. I was using some Violator Kush and I only ground up a few buds. Id say maybe 3g worth. That was enough powder to make 4 crackers. I had one cracker and my gf had one cracker.... We were both extremely high for over 12 hours, then mildly high for another 12. Its only now just worn off completely.

I supposed the dosage would depend entirely on how much you're used to smoking and how high you want to get (best to eat the crackers on an empty stomach and expect to wait 30-60 mins for it to kick in).
I think we used just over 3g and I was so high that I felt like my body was melting, time slowed down to the point where it both felt like we were cumming for about 10 mins, and then I started to mildly hallucinate.

High for 12 hours? Holy shit is 3g a lot of weed? I can't picture how much that would be. I want to try that shit.

 

[DominoKid]

High for 12 hours? Holy shit is 3g a lot of weed? I can't picture how much that would be. I want to try that shit.

an eighth is 3.5

 

[Futureman]

So I read people here going on about how they liked to work out, then get high, and decided today as good a day as any to go out for a run and go back to see how this AK feels after almost two months curing.

Guess how it feels?

I like to do it pre-workout. I'll hit a bong after work and shoot bball for 40 minutes or so. Can't wait as it's 63 out!

 

[C.Dark.DN]

I gave my coworker some weed for her and her sister to do firecrackers.

It was their first time eating or smoking weed.

I haven't tried firecrackers yet. I was convinced they should just practice to inhale with a pack of cigs, but I told her about firecrackers being the easiest edible method and they got them right the first try. Took it 45 mins for it to hit and lasted like an hour and 30 for them.

Glad they had a good experience! Thanks high gaf!

 

[C.Dark.DN]

Well, it just so happens that I live in a very touristic part of downtown Madrid, and there are plenty of stationed cops with vehicles of all shapes and sizes, looking out for pickpockets and also around official and historical buildings.

So I would love to try it your way! But if I catch one of those good officers in a particularly nosy or bad mood that day, my flight wouldn't end up in the most pleasant way.

Perhaps I should spend on a static bike!

Just do pushups until you can't do more high. Rest, feel, do it again.

As far as running goes you'd want to be high as you approach and experience the runner's high to feel the amplified euphoria.

 

[Mileena]

about to get budded and play Metal Gear Rising ooooooooh yesssssssssssss

 

[Mr.Swag]

I've watched both season 1 and 2 of archer super blazed. Now season 3 on Netflix, so guess I got blazeee

 

[Chopper]

MFLB is worth it.

Yah. I'm gonna need one of these.

 

[FantasticMrFoxdie]

Its about that time of day...

 

[aznpxdd]

Waked and baked. Weeeee!

 

[drPepper]

Anyone got this too?
i have been feeling a little bit of guilt lately for getting baked at work. I know i shouldnt do it but it just makes work so much more enjoyable.

Spoiler

It will get me fired one day though =/

 

[LogicStep]

Anyone got this too?
i have been feeling a little bit of guilt lately for getting baked at work. I know i shouldnt do it but it just makes work so much more enjoyable.

Spoiler

It will get me fired one day though =/

Well if it doesn't hinder your performance and no one cares then whatever. I don't like doing that because I need all of my brain when I'm at work and being high doesn't let me do that.

 

[Mr.Swag]

Watching " Savages"

Cool movie

 

[windowlurker]

Usually just peel oranges to remove the smell from my fingers, or have my cat lick them.

As for your breath? Just use mouthwash

Watching " Savages"

Cool movie

Savages is the sequel to that time I had breakfast in the back of Walmart

 

[drPepper]

Well if it doesn't hinder your performance and no one cares then whatever. I don't like doing that because I need all of my brain when I'm at work and being high doesn't let me do that.

I am doing a lot of night shifts lately so most of the time i watch hockey or listen to music and enjoy some Js but i do have work to do which is not really demanding. It just feels like i am not giving anything back to my employer because work doesnt really feel like work at the moment.

 

[The_Reckoning]

Anyone got this too?
i have been feeling a little bit of guilt lately for getting baked at work. I know i shouldnt do it but it just makes work so much more enjoyable.

Spoiler

It will get me fired one day though =/

I love working while stoned, although rarely flowers, I prefer the focused high/ease of dosage of dabs, not to mention the lack of smell.

Here is a pic of a few of my pieces

 

[Zeke]

So sad new, my vape died I woke up one morning turned it on left it to heat up. When I came back it was dead I'm gonna miss that thing it was convient, it saved money and bud and the high better than combustion. Its gonna be aehile before I can buy a new one priorties and the like

 

[LogicStep]

I am doing a lot of night shifts lately so most of the time i watch hockey or listen to music and enjoy some Js but i do have work to do which is not really demanding. It just feels like i am not giving anything back to my employer because work doesnt really feel like work at the moment.

Hey man, if you're doing fine, screw that, I would do the same. Make work not seem like work and get payed while still doing your job? Sounds good.

 

[noobasuar]

Got an ounce of Trainwreck from a buddy that came back for a few days from Colorado.

What should I expect?

 

[The_Reckoning]

Got an ounce of Trainwreck from a buddy that came back for a few days from Colorado.

What should I expect?

A

Spoiler

trainwreck

Always a good high in my experience, stress fades away, super mellow, very cerebral high, functioning high, but can keep me on the couch if I let it. Enjoy

 

[Max Armstrong]

Because of that Beatles thread we had two weeks ago, I started to listen to their albums for the first time. Mind blown. Smoking weed all day and discovering all their stuff is like a fucking dream.

 

[drPepper]

A

Spoiler

trainwreck

Always a good high in my experience, stress fades away, super mellow, very cerebral high, functioning high, but can keep me on the couch if I let it. Enjoy

This really sums it up.
I also only got positive experiences with trainwreck. Mine was harvested a little bit late so it was more of a couch lock.
Have fun!

 

[Blearth]

Just ordered an eighth of Dutch passion blueberry and an edible. Should be here in half an hour. Gonna blaze and listen to the new Timberlake album.

God I fucking love California!

 

[Kastrioti]

I got the mean munchies tonight. Had a Jack in the Box 20 piece w/ two 32 oz. Gatorades. That was about an hour and a half ago and I think I'm gonna head back or somewhere else. :x Been faded since I woke up this morning, first day in a long while due to work.

 

[Surface of Me]

I got the mean munchies tonight. Had a Jack in the Box 20 piece w/ two 32 oz. Gatorades. That was about an hour and a half ago and I think I'm gonna head back or somewhere else. :x Been faded since I woke up this morning, first day in a long while due to work.

Hate it when the first munchie run doesn't satisfy the hunger.


About to vape up after 3 bears and 3 shots of vodka.

 

[matty2Dfraud]

God I fucking love California!

California!

And I'm hungry.

 

[Acid08]

Just ordered an eighth of Dutch passion blueberry and an edible. Should be here in half an hour. Gonna blaze and listen to the new Timberlake album.

God I fucking love California!

Fuck yeah man! California is the best.

 

[Cocaine]

Tried MXE a few weeks ago. Pretty intense.

Won't touch that again. Not for a long while.

 

[ph33nix]

About to have a morning bowl followed by some BF3 end game

This gon be good

 

[Silphonica]

Was lying in bed last night baked as anything watching DBZ. Bed felt amazing, tv show was awesome. Does anyone feel like when they're really high, their heart feels so hot that you can feel it spread throughout your body? Was incredibly weird.

 

[DietRob]

Haven't for a long time..... too long.. way too long..

 

[The_Reckoning]

Haven't for a long time..... too long.. way too long..

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Hope and change my friend, get widdit!

 

[Fusion Pizza]

About to have a morning bowl followed by some BF3 end game

This gon be good

Awww yisss,

I shall follow suit.

 

[Surface of Me]

Last night I got so high I tried masturbating 3 times in a row, like no breaks. I came the first time and then I was still hard and said fuck it and came second time with some effort. I was still hard after that and went at it for about 10-15 minutes before deciding it wasn't worth it and went to bed.

 

[Voice of Reason]

Last night I got so high I tried masturbating 3 times in a row, like no breaks. I came the first time and then I was still hard and said fuck it and came second time with some effort. I was still hard after that and went at it for about 10-15 minutes before deciding it wasn't worth it and went to bed.

This post should be this thread's motto.

 

[Dries]

Last night I got so high I tried masturbating 3 times in a row, like no breaks. I came the first time and then I was still hard and said fuck it and came second time with some effort. I was still hard after that and went at it for about 10-15 minutes before deciding it wasn't worth it and went to bed.

You must've been really high.

 

[LogicStep]

This post should be this thread's motto.

lmao

 

[Chopper]

5.0 out of 5 stars
I'm writing a review
3 Sep 2012
By Scott

I bought this and now I am very high. 10 out of 10 thumbs up. The beer festival is really near my house

Ha ha.

 

[darthbob]

Last night I got so high I tried masturbating 3 times in a row, like no breaks. I came the first time and then I was still hard and said fuck it and came second time with some effort. I was still hard after that and went at it for about 10-15 minutes before deciding it wasn't worth it and went to bed.

High jerking in the shower is the best.

Source: NOT personal experience, just testimony from others.

 

[DominoKid]

Last night I got so high I tried masturbating 3 times in a row, like no breaks. I came the first time and then I was still hard and said fuck it and came second time with some effort. I was still hard after that and went at it for about 10-15 minutes before deciding it wasn't worth it and went to bed.

LMAO A+ post.

 

[LogicStep]

I broke the little piece that goes on the bong. (What's it called?) Gonna have to go get one tomorrow.

 

[Mr.Swag]

Smoked an hour before work.
Made time go so much quicker.

 

[thezerofire]

I broke the little piece that goes on the bong. (What's it called?) Gonna have to go get one tomorrow.

downstem?