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[Incandenza]

Every mark is a worked gate until they get the pencil, and then its a shoot, until they work themselves into a main event worked shoot for the strap, end up giving a potato, then get a reciept, sell said reciept with a gig, and after they get some color they can kiss the brass ring and ascend to the ranks of the boys from the back to the backyard support indie pro wrestling at prowrestlingtees.com/bigLG get yourself a t-shirt.

someone please help this man

 

[Hot Coldman]

This wrestling terminology is so not on fleek.

 

[Anjin M]

Every mark is a worked gate until they get the pencil, and then its a shoot, until they work themselves into a main event worked shoot for the strap, end up giving a potato, then get a reciept, sell said reciept with a gig, and after they get some color they can kiss the brass ring and ascend to the ranks of the boys from the back to the backyard support indie pro wrestling at prowrestlingtees.com/bigLG get yourself a t-shirt.

This might be nonsense, but it's really amazing nonsense.

 

[Fox318]

Do guinea pigs wrestle?

 

[justjim89]

Every mark is a worked gate until they get the pencil, and then its a shoot, until they work themselves into a main event worked shoot for the strap, end up giving a potato, then get a reciept, sell said reciept with a gig, and after they get some color they can kiss the brass ring and ascend to the ranks of the boys from the back to the backyard support indie pro wrestling at prowrestlingtees.com/bigLG get yourself a t-shirt.

I understood this perfectly after reading it once.

Help me.

 

[Freedom = $1.05]

I would be open to a feature where brad gets his platinum trophies on. It would be neat to see him go down that rabbit hole and what type of man he is on the other side of it.

 

[shwimpy]

Hope we get some random live streams this week since Jeff is out of the office. Matt Rorie's Puppy Chat Part Deux!

 

[Fox318]

 

[justjim89]

They still need to do that Cooking for Dan premium series they talked about.

 

[Fox318]

Hope we get some random live streams this week since Jeff is out of the office. Matt Rorie's Puppy Chat Part Deux!

 

[stump sock]

Do guinea pigs wrestle?

kind of. unfamiliar males will fight, they bite at each others' faces/ears/necks. if dominance has already been established, then usually the dominant one only has to flex at the other for them to haul ass out of there.

if they're friendly and just being competitive for food or something, they might just try to bump the other out of the way from the side.

 

[jaina]

No question left unanswered!

 

[Fox318]

kind of. unfamiliar males will fight, they bite at each others' faces/ears/necks. if dominance has already been established, then usually the dominant one only has to flex at the other for them to haul ass out of there.

if they're friendly and just being competitive for food or something, they might just try to bump the other out of the way from the side.

What about the pigs in the Witcher 3?

They fight side by side with Geralt. I'm sure Brad will discuss this in the bombcast.

 

[Suplexer]

This week's UPF is on my birthday, time to cancel all plans, there are video games to be watched!

 

[Data West]

Everyone always wanted to talk about Ryan hating Brad and Brad hating Dan, but why does no one ever talk about that string of UPFs where Jeff didn't want to be Alexis's PSN friend and twice rejected Alexis's offers to come over to his apartment.

Jeff is a monster.

 

[Keyser Soze]

Eurovision is starting in 30 minutes, and Drew has not talked about it at all this year...

Horrible.

 

[Cronen]

Eurovision is starting in 30 minutes, and Drew has not talked about it at all this year...

Horrible.

https://twitter.com/drewscanlon/status/600357228151840768

 

[Keyser Soze]

https://twitter.com/drewscanlon/status/600357228151840768

I NEED DREW'S VOICE. Not just words!!

In a perfect world I want Giant Bomb to cover Eurovision like they do E3 conferences.

 

[Antiwhippy]

We've conquered asia in the the Asian cup.

We've conquered the cricketing world in the cricket world cup.

Will Australia now conquer Europe in the Eurovision?

 

[Deadstar]

Everyone always wanted to talk about Ryan hating Brad and Brad hating Dan, but why does no one ever talk about that string of UPFs where Jeff didn't want to be Alexis's PSN friend and twice rejected Alexis's offers to come over to his apartment.

Jeff is a monster.

Why doesn't Jeff like Alexis? Alexis is awesome.

 

[Keyser Soze]

Spoiler

I wish this was real...

 

[santeesioux]

We've conquered asia in the the Asian cup.

We've conquered the cricketing world in the cricket world cup.

Will Australia now conquer Europe in the Eurovision?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s

 

[Incandenza]

I like the way people call it "the Eurovision".

 

[mnz]

Eurovision is starting in 30 minutes, and Drew has not talked about it at all this year...

Horrible.

Real Eurovision is saturday

 

[TraBuch]

Spoiler

I wish this was real...

Fuck. You.

 

[steadfast]

Every mark is a worked gate until they get the pencil, and then its a shoot, until they work themselves into a main event worked shoot for the strap, end up giving a potato, then get a reciept, sell said reciept with a gig, and after they get some color they can kiss the brass ring and ascend to the ranks of the boys from the back to the backyard support indie pro wrestling at prowrestlingtees.com/bigLG get yourself a t-shirt.

I can't tell if this is real or satire. Wrestling is so weird.

 

[Keyser Soze]

Real Eurovision is saturday

Real Eurovision is NOW!!

There is always good stuff in the semis that does not get through.

 

[f0rk]

I hear more about Eurovision on Giant Bomb than I do in my own country you weirdo americans

 

[stump sock]

I like the way people call it "the Eurovision".

it still cracks me up every time Jeff says "The Family Guy."

 

[Patryn]

I hear more about Eurovision on Giant Bomb than I do in my own country you weirdo americans

I've always gotten the sense that the majority of this thread was non-American.

 

[shadyspace]

I hear more about Eurovision on Giant Bomb than I do in my own country you weirdo americans

Every poster talking about Eurovision right now is not American.

 

[Freedom = $1.05]

Eurovision is that weird american idol thingy that happens overseas, right? American has had its fill of that soft stuff, we only watch Fury Road now

 

[Keyser Soze]

Every poster talking about Eurovision right now is not American.

I am Irish, not Irish America and live in Boston or some shit. Irish. Not Dublin either, out in the country. Proper Culchie Irish.

GO EUROVISION!!

 

[Dazzler]

It makes me sad that Ireland will never again win the eurovision

 

[Keyser Soze]

Eurovision is that weird american idol thingy that happens overseas, right? American has had its fill of that soft stuff, we only watch Fury Road now

American Idol, Pop Idol, X Factor... are all crap.

Eurovision is wondrously overproduced entertaining bullshit.

 

[stump sock]

I am Irish, not Irish America and live in Boston or some shit. Irish. Not Dublin either, out in the country. Proper Culchie Irish.

GO EUROVISION!!

every self-proclaimed culchie I've met is a chain-smoker (all 2 of them)

how many packs a day do you smoke?

 

[Keyser Soze]

every self-proclaimed culchie I've met is a chain-smoker (all 2 of them)

how many packs a day do you smoke?

I don't smoke or drink - some people honestly dc not understand me around here.

 

[santeesioux]

We're eventually going to get Americanvision on Fox or something since American Idol is ending, I can see it now.

 

[Hot Coldman]

Eurovision semis are for pricks. Why spoil the show for yourself.

 

[NumberThree]

Eurovision semis are for pricks. Why spoil the show for yourself.

Oh I got a Eurovision semi all right

(I wanna see all the shit so bad it doesn't even make it to the finals)

Looks like they took down the job ad for the news editor position. I can't find it anymore.

It's happening!

 

[Quentyn]

Looks like they took down the job ad for the news editor position. I can't find it anymore.

 

[daydream]

watching eurovision as a kid, some acts were basically porn

 

[Freedom = $1.05]

So you think they'll announce their new hire during the next BLLSL? It makes sense to me.

 

[repeater]

It begins

 

[Zaph]

Spoiler

I wish this was real...

 

[Hot Coldman]

watching eurovision as a kid, some acts were basically porn

butterchurn.gif

 

[Fox318]

watching eurovision as a kid, some acts were basically porn

isnt that most tv in Europe?

 

[Incandenza]

isnt that most tv in Europe?

You're thinking of the newspapers.

 

[Archaix]

So you think they'll announce their new hire during the next BLLSL? It makes sense to me.

Wait, Eurovision isn't just the CBSi hiring process? What is it then? That was the most logical explanation.

 

[santeesioux]

You're thinking of the newspapers.

I have seen English papers that just have tits out for all to see. Teenage me would have been in heaven since I didn't have access to high speed internet then.

I suppose we do get some Spanish language channels that had some suggestive stuff on them, no nudity though.