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I have seen English papers that just have tits out for all to see. Teenage me would have been in heaven since I didn't have access to high speed internet then.

I suppose we do get some Spanish language channels that had some suggestive stuff on them, no nudity though.

There was a time when the JC Penny catalog lingerie section was all we had to work with. Dark times.
 

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I have seen English papers that just have tits out for all to see. Teenage me would have been in heaven since I didn't have access to high speed internet then.

I suppose we do get some Spanish language channels that had some suggestive stuff on them, no nudity though.

In school, the trick was to have a mate brave/dumb enough to buy everyone The Sport. There's no actual age restriction on that, but the newsagent knew most of the parents so it wasn't worth the risk. If he didn't have the bottle that day, it meant cycling 20 minutes to another one because your mate's brother swears Elizabeth Hurley has her tits out in today's paper.

Finding porn in the woods wasn't always guaranteed, unfortunately.
 
Finding porn in the woods wasn't always guaranteed, unfortunately.

that requires living somewhere near other people, which was not the case for me.

however, I was one of the older kids in my grade, so my senior year I did make some money by distributing age-restricted materials to some of my classmates...
 

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however, I was one of the older kids in my grade, so my senior year I did make some money by distributing age-restricted materials to some of my classmates...

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You were doing god's work there. Smut peddlers like yourself got me through secondary school when WH Smiths started cracking down on age restricted games and music.
 
You were doing god's work there. Smut peddles like yourself got me through secondary school when WH Smiths started cracking down on age restricted games and music.

this was the 90s, so my friends and I also did a good deal of tape dubbing for popular parental advisory stickered albums for others. Downward Spiral was a big one.

also, funny thing, it's weirdly less awkward buying 3 copies of the same skin mag than one
 
Who exactly is running the NOA twitter account? First wigger now this...
Hey! It’s me, Toad! You might remember me from such things as “the wrong castle” and my Mario Kart race tracks where “I’m the best!”
For the next half hour, I will be taking over Twitter to talk about the newest game I’m in, #PuzzleandDragons Super Mario Bros. Edition.
Thank you, everyone! But this Twitter takeover is happening in another castle. Just kidding. You’re in the right place! #ToadJokes

#toadjokes
 
Thanks to an 18 wheeler turning over and blocking all the roads on the expressway, I'll be stuck in traffic for two hours trying to get home. All I'm saying is that a giant bomb podcast would be really good right about now
 
Thanks to an 18 wheeler turning over and blocking all the roads on the expressway, I'll be stuck in traffic for two hours trying to get home. All I'm saying is that a giant bomb podcast would be really good right about now
Maybe you should look for the bombcast in another castle! #ToadAdvice
 
OK, #ToadAdvice #1: Use hashtags about everything you love in life. #MushroomKingdom #PrincessPeach #Turnips #Stars #MushroomShapedHouses

#ToadAdvice #2: If you want to trend like all the cool Toads always tweet about puzzles, dragons, Mario or all 3! #PuzzleandDragons #Mario

#ToadAdvice #3: Hit the “favorite” button to put a smile on any tweeter’s face. It’s also shaped like a star, and stars are the best!

#mario
 
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