Three bosses later and they still haven't figured out that the game is communicating the backstories of the Beauties through audio flashbacks during the second part of the boss fights when you can tranq them, and yet they keep whining "What's the point?!".
Oh no, won't someone think of these poor, sad, richly drawn characters. Granted, I thought Dan's "what's the point?!" was oddly dense too, but he was on point just a couple moments earlier with his accurate summation of what Kojima was trying to get across.
Dan: "War's bad!"
Pretty much. We get it, Kojima, jesus. Now let's get back to butt shots of these war-abused, psychologically traumatized sexy ladies. Because, you know, that's not incredibly disgusting.