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[Tubobutts]

what the shit

dan must have had yoghurt in other products, though, right? Just not on its own.

In the same way aioli isn't mayonnaise, Frozen yogurt isn't yogurt.

 

[robotrock]

Remember Ryan's cards against humanity bombcast segment? Hoo boy

No, and I need a link!

 

[Glitchesarecool]

No, and I need a link!

Original.

Expansion.

 

[DamnBoxes]

wait a minute

we never found out which GB member has the smallest cock

Unsubscribed.

 

[Jimmyfenix]

yogurt 2 good

 

[SmithnCo]

Finally more Demo Derby soon. Missed that feature

 

[Archaix]

wait a minute

we never found out which GB member has the smallest cock

Must have been when the audio went down.

 

[giant_frying_pan]

I'm watching Australian vs Wales in the rugby world cup and any time the commentator says Kane Douglas, I get confused and think about fighting tournaments.

 

[Hagi]

people who upload random Giantbomb clips are awesome, I just came across a video with Vinny playing an electric guitar during a UPF

 

[Piston Hyundai]

See you guys on the other side.

 

[Backfoggen]

Jack box should be banned from all future GB live streams. The thing has become the "we have no better ideas so Let's just play this instead'

Local multiplayer games on UPF in general are super boring. If they're interesting, they're interesting once.

 

[avengers23]

Hey, how was UPF this week?

See you guys on the other side.

 

[Death Metalist]

See you guys on the other side.

 

[Sleeping Lesson]

See you guys on the other side.

 

[DamnBoxes]

Finally more Demo Derby soon. Missed that feature

Your avatar <3

 

[War Peaceman]

In the same way aioli isn't mayonnaise, Frozen yogurt isn't yogurt.

No no no. I t took me a while to get what you mean. I mean in curries and that sort of thing

 

[Archaix]

No no no. I t took me a while to get what you mean. I mean in curries and that sort of thing

I might have hallucinated it during the audio problems, but didn't Dan say he gets gyros? Tzatziki sauce is basically just yogurt and cucumber.

Then again, I'm sure he would ask for it without that weird white stuff.

 

[Tubobutts]

Yogurt he doesn't know is yogurt also isn't yogurt.

 

[Scizzy]

It would be amazing if Patrick just flipped it on Dan and didn't even attempt to beat the Ryckoning, meaning that he wasted 20 hours on nothing.

 

[Jeevesmeister]

It would be amazing if Patrick just flipped it on Dan and didn't even attempt to beat the Ryckoning, meaning that he wasted 20 hours on nothing.

"Interesting. The only winning move is to not play."

 

[Aaron]

Patrick needs to come up with the ultimate anti-Dan level.

 

[Twin Tails]

See you guys on the other side.

 

[Infinite Justice]

I wonder if Rorie actually read those reasons LOL

 

[Lijik]

Patrick needs to come up with the ultimate anti-Dan level.

Patrick is at a disadvantage in this regard, since Dan has plenty of footage to determine Patrick's weaknesses and plenty of practice with the editor.

 

[CoolBatteryCharge]

https://twitter.com/DanRyckert/status/652913092980948992

That game dev life tho.

 

[Sleeping Lesson]

Catching up on the Rock Band QL. I want to hear what it sounds like when someone who knows how to play guitar tries to make something coherent out of those freestyle solo sections. I would guess it still sounds bad.

[EDIT]
Wait, the game quantizes the solo notes? I thought this game was made by musicians!

 

[Twin Tails]

Dan will quit and become professional esports youtube mario maker.

 

[f0rk]

Dan will quit and become professional esports youtube mario maker.

A professional wouldn't need to crowd source 'exploit' discovery

 

[CambriaRising]

A professional wouldn't need to crowd source 'exploit' discovery

And yet most AAA developers do these days.

 

[CoolBatteryCharge]

A professional wouldn't need to crowd source 'exploit' discovery

They wouldn't need to, but it happens anyway.

 

[Lijik]

A professional wouldn't need to crowd source 'exploit' discovery

please dont make fun of dave lang like this, he doesnt even post here.

 

[def sim]

I'm a big fan of them hosting FGC tournaments. I haven't been actively keeping up so this keeps me in the loop without looking too hard.

 

[Piston Hyundai]

A professional wouldn't need to crowd source 'exploit' discovery

Star Wars Battlefront Open Beta available now!

 

[Fantastapotamus]

wait a minute

we never found out which GB member has the smallest cock

Oh, I see you are not a real Premium Member. Real Premium Members saw it. I was shocked.

 

[f0rk]

And yet most AAA developers do these days.

In competitive games (DOTA, Quake etc) exploits are left as features. There's a difference between exploits and bugs. I don't think Dan should have put out a challenge video and then keep making changes to the level

 

[justjim89]

Oh, I see you are not a real Premium Member. Real Premium Members saw it. I was shocked.

After that segment, Dan's optimism and overconfidence made a lot of sense.

Jesus Christ.

 

[Noray]

Local multiplayer games on UPF in general are super boring. If they're interesting, they're interesting once.

plenty of examples of good ones imo. Gang Beasts, Windjammers, Niddhogg all come to mind. The "only once" rule does apply to a lot of them, but Gang Beasts and Windjammers are a delight almost every time. I'm not waiting with baited breath to see Mount Your Friends yet again, though.

 

[Piston Hyundai]

I was suggested I follow the White Castle Twitter because apparently Dan follows it, and I have to say that (cringe-worthy tweets aside) it's admirable to see a company up-front about how shitty their food looks.

Also, this account fucking sucks.

 

[Archaix]

Nobody tell Dan about cheese and alcohol.

I just watched the Yoshi video and...yeah. Was this recorded yesterday? There's a chance that Dan said both "I don't like yogurt, it has bacteria" and "Give me too much cheese then throw on another handful" in the same day. There's a saying about bliss that applies to Dan but I've decided to take after him and forget everything that isn't helping me at this very moment.

 

[Hagi]

I was suggested I follow the White Castle Twitter because apparently Dan follows it, and I have to say that (cringe-worthy tweets aside) it's admirable to see a company up-front about how shitty their food looks.

Also, this account fucking sucks.

wow you can actually buy a case of 30 burgers? american fast food is serious business

 

[Jimmyfenix]

oh god what if scoops beats it in 1 try

 

[Piston Hyundai]

wow you can actually buy a case of 30 burgers? american fast food is serious business

drove like 20 miles to a white castle and got one of those with some friends once

worth the trip

 

[mnz]

I was suggested I follow the White Castle Twitter because apparently Dan follows it, and I have to say that (cringe-worthy tweets aside) it's admirable to see a company up-front about how shitty their food looks.

Also, this account fucking sucks.

 

[Archaix]

wow you can actually buy a case of 30 burgers? american fast food is serious business

White Castle burgers are more bun and sadness than anything, and also a good deal smaller than most hamburgers, but yes. There's a reason Harold and Kumar were heading there all those decades ago.

oh god what if scoops beats it in 1 try

Patrick has managed to hit every single dumb trap that Dan put in the first two community levels. It's a shame Dan didn't plan this around Extra Life, because Patrick will need some time.

 

[Sleeping Lesson]

Guys is Sicario worth seeing in theaters this weekend? There's not much else I haven't already seen.

 

[Twin Tails]

 

[strafer]

peeekabooo.....im naked

 

[Jeevesmeister]

It's really hard for me to care about MarioMaker after all the Retsupurae vids I've watched riffing on "masocore" Mario ROMHACKS. This one isnt even a ROMHACK but its still hilarious.

I take that back, this one is even better.

 

[CB3]

I downloaded dan's stage in an attempt to work backwards and find the solution. Instead i got frustrated and gave up.

Good luck Patrick!

 

[Hagi]

drove like 20 miles to a white castle and got one of those with some friends once

worth the trip

White Castle burgers are more bun and sadness than anything, and also a good deal smaller than most hamburgers, but yes. There's a reason Harold and Kumar were heading there all those decades ago.

They look pretty shitty but that's par for the course with fast food, I wouldn't mind trying them though. I only know it exists because Harold and Kumar.

We have Five Guys here now I think but apparently it's pretty expensive. I'd like to try Taco Bell sometime instead of living vicariously through Dans countless periscopes.