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[Myggen]

I know, which is why I was wondering if the online version is edited down to 28.

It's 60 minutes long with ads, which should mean that it's about 40-45 minutes without ads I think.

 

[tchocky]

I know, which is why I was wondering if the online version is edited down to 28.

Each episode has 3 segments of 14 minutes plus ads usually about 3 different subjects.

 

[Meneses]

Holy shit, The Matrix really was 16 years ago, wtf

 

[TheMrPliskin]

The identity of the person who bought the $$$$$ Wu-Tang album has been identified: http://www.bloomberg.com/features/2015-martin-shkreli-wu-tang-clan-album/

hint: you won't like this person

Sorry Jeff

Of course it was.

 

[Fjolle]

I know, which is why I was wondering if the online version is edited down to 28.

There was the segment about self-driving cars in the episode too, making it ~42 minutes which is is an hour in american tv standards.

 

[kai3345]

That dude sounds like a total shitbag

 

[Zaph]

Each episode has 3 segments of 14 minutes plus ads usually about 3 different subjects.

There was the segment about self-driving cars in the episode too, making it ~42 minutes which is is an hour in american tv standards.

Gotcha, I assumed it was a single subject per episode. Damn, was hoping to hear more about his training and communication.

Oh well, at least it reminded me I need to catch up with the latest season of The Americans.

 

[Bowlie]

So he isn't just a dipshit, he's a dipshit that revels in his dipshitness

 

[Strax]

Is there even a good Taz game?

Only played Taz in Escape from Mars and that was a bad game.

 

[Askherserenity]

The identity of the person who bought the $$$$$ Wu-Tang album has been identified: http://www.bloomberg.com/features/2015-martin-shkreli-wu-tang-clan-album/

hint: you won't like this person

Sorry Jeff

I mean, of course this was going to happen. It was always going to be someone filthy rich who was also most likely an egomaniac.

 

[repeater]

That dude sounds like a total shitbag

If I've got my wrestling terminology down right (and I very well might not), I believe he is the ultimate example of what is customarily referred to as a 'heel'.

Spoiler

Dan needs to step up his game.

 

[OdysseusVA]

60k copies sold in the US for their previous album? Damn.

 

[stump sock]

today in gifs from my collection that i haven't found a use for:

 

[Megasoum]

HOLY SHIT Guys... http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2015-12-09-bethesda-launches-montreal-studio

 

[BUNTING1243]

The identity of the person who bought the $$$$$ Wu-Tang album has been identified: http://www.bloomberg.com/features/2015-martin-shkreli-wu-tang-clan-album/

hint: you won't like this person

Sorry Jeff

well that's exactly who I would've expected to buy that

HOLY SHIT Guys... http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2015-12-09-bethesda-launches-montreal-studio

someone's gotta make this generation's fallout: new vegas

 

[killroy87]

I hope the next Demo Derby moves into a different era or console. These early PSone ones have some good video content, but the games are pretty boring to watch.

 

[Suplexer]

I was reading Austin's article about that gardening game, and was really excited at the prospect of an actual gardening sim game.

Does that even exist anywhere? I'm not talking about mass crop care like Farming Simulator, I mean small scale, individual plant care.

 

[jaina]

I was reading Austin's article about that gardening game, and was really excited at the prospect of an actual gardening sim game.

Does that even exist anywhere? I'm not talking about mass crop care like Farming Simulator, I mean small scale, individual plant care.

Speedtree?
Sorry, don't know any but I expect something exists to fill that niche. Maybe on Facebook?

 

[War Peaceman]

The identity of the person who bought the $$$$$ Wu-Tang album has been identified: http://www.bloomberg.com/features/2015-martin-shkreli-wu-tang-clan-album/

hint: you won't like this person

Sorry Jeff

hahahah that fucking guy. of course. of fucking course.

He hasn't listened to it. What a bellend.

Also, is a Wu Tang member really called Cilvaringz???? seriously

 

[Sleeping Lesson]

today in gifs from my collection that i haven't found a use for:

Here's one from mine:

 

[Zaph]

I was reading Austin's article about that gardening game, and was really excited at the prospect of an actual gardening sim game.

Does that even exist anywhere? I'm not talking about mass crop care like Farming Simulator, I mean small scale, individual plant care.

Gardening Mama?

 

[TheMrPliskin]

today in gifs from my collection that i haven't found a use for:

Did you make that gif or did you find it and figure that it should be archived?

 

[repeater]

HOLY SHIT Guys... http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2015-12-09-bethesda-launches-montreal-studio

All of Bethesdas open world games to feature tower climbing going forward confirmed.

 

[War Peaceman]

today in gifs from my collection that i haven't found a use for:

there's a reason you haven't found a use

 

[stump sock]

yeah that's one of mine. she's actually saying it in english

 

[Suplexer]

Gardening Mama?

Why are there so many Mama games?

 

[Strax]

Why would Jeff care about this Wu-Tang buyer, am I missing something?

 

[ratcliffja]

Why would Jeff care about this Wu-Tang buyer, am I missing something?

He's the jerk who infamously gouged the price of a very important drug that caused a huge backslash a month or 2 ago.

 

[BreezyLimbo]

Why would Jeff care about this Wu-Tang buyer, am I missing something?

This is the same asshole who overpriced pills
Owns a League of Legends team
Is a general knob

He's the anti-jeff.

 

[kvk1]

Owns a League of Legends team

what a vile human being

 

[Teddified]

Why would Jeff care about this Wu-Tang buyer, am I missing something?

Jeff Might Murder Whoever Bought Wu-Tang Clan's Single-Copy Album

 

[Felix Lighter]

Ha, I couldn't think of a bigger asshole on the planet.

 

[daydream]

what does it say about you that you desperately want the same album as that guy

like, i don't want that loser as my antipode

 

[Patryn]

Am I the only person who expects the FFVII episodes to only be about 10 hours long a piece, if even that long?

The talk about expanding the first part to be the size of FFX strikes me as crazy talk.

As for the Wu Tang guy, I swear I've never seen as punchable a face as he has. The worst part is that I'm sure he's reveling in all the hate coming his direction.

 

[Houndi101]

"Members of the clan" kills me everytime

 

[stump sock]

what does it say about you that you desperately want the same album as that guy

I am 100% confident that my motivations are different than his.

 

[Patryn]

Also I have to laugh at RZA basically putting out a statement disavowing the guy. For bonus points, he didn't even spell the dude's name correctly.

 

[War Peaceman]

I am 100% confident that my motivations are different than his.

He wants a date with Taylor Swift, you want a date with [east asian singer]?

Is that so different?

 

[daydream]

I was reading Austin's article about that gardening game, and was really excited at the prospect of an actual gardening sim game.

Does that even exist anywhere? I'm not talking about mass crop care like Farming Simulator, I mean small scale, individual plant care.

the streetpass game flower town

this game maybe

Spoiler

bonsai barber

I am 100% confident that my motivations are different than his.

woah you hatin' on taylor

 

[Patryn]

Ok, this is a giant generalization, but what is the obsession of Witcher fans to beat up Bioware?

The Witcher vs. Mass Effect thread just screams to me yet another opportunity to rip on Bioware and shower praise on CD Project Red.

Gah. I need to stop doing posts like this and just shake my head at GAF in private.

 

[Tubobutts]

I just want to hear Vinny and Jeff's Wu Tang Album.

Ok, this is a giant generalization, but what is the obsession of Witcher fans to beat up Bioware?

The Witcher vs. Mass Effect thread just screams to me yet another opportunity to rip on Bioware and shower praise on CD Project Red.

Gah. I need to stop doing posts like this and just shake my head at GAF in private.

It's physically impossible for a person on the Internet to like more than one game, especially if they are in the same genre.

 

[Felix Lighter]

Ha ha ha, he wants more artist to make music for him, and him alone. He wants them to give him their uncompromised best. So only he can listen to it. I'm starting to think he's looking to spark a new revolution and his actions are really just elaborate attempts at creating a "Let them eat cake" moment. You would have thought price gouging life saving medicine would have done it but I think he needed something more universal.

 

[Bowlie]

maybe putting the spoiler tag inside the url one would work?

"Cilvaringz" is the right kind of dumb, yeah

 

[Patryn]

Ha ha ha, he wants more artist to make music for him, and him alone. He wants them to give him their uncompromised best. So only he can listen to it. I'm starting to think he's looking to spark a new revolution and his actions are really just elaborate attempts at creating a "Let them eat cake" moment. You would have thought price gouging life saving medicine would have done it but I think he needed something more universal.

I think he's just a Randian.

The whole thing reminds me of the garden in Bioshock, and the audio logs that accompany it.

 

[TheMrPliskin]

yeah that's one of mine. she's actually saying it in english

That makes me kind of scared about the size of that Gif folder.

Ok, this is a giant generalization, but what is the obsession of Witcher fans to beat up Bioware?

What is up with the obsession of blank to beat up blank ?

 

[stump sock]

He wants a date with Taylor Swift, you want a date with [east asian singer]?

Is that so different?

the idea of bribing someone to date me is so despicable that I can't even seriously entertain the thought. I can barely stand myself.

and I'm not even a real-life Lex Luthor like this guy.

 

[Strax]

I've never understood the appeal of ME. I played the first for 10-15 hours last year after years of people droning about how much they love it. All this talk about good characters and great story. Its fine I guess but I can't see myself playing more of those games.

The Witcher 3 is fantastic looking game and I like how it plays but the main story of this game is chasing a moving target and that got annoying. Bloody Baron and swamp witches are good tho.

 

[War Peaceman]

the idea of bribing someone to date me is so despicable that I can't even seriously entertain the thought. I can barely stand myself.

and I'm not even a real-life Lex Luthor like this guy.

Yeah it sounds like such an awkward thing to do. Like the date scene in Nightcrawler yeesh

 

[kvk1]

I've never understood the appeal of ME. I played the first for 10-15 hours last year after years of people droning about how much they love it. All this talk about good characters and great story. Its fine I guess but I can't see myself playing more of those games.

Should've went 2-3-1 or 2-1-3.

I can totally see the first ME turning new people off due to its relatively dated nature.

 

[giant_frying_pan]

After hearing the tidbit on the podcast from Brad regarding mario maker, I wonder what his top game is gonna be. Probably something lame and unjustified like fallout 4 or Dota2.

Dota 2 for the three-peat.

Or possibly Destiny.

EDIT -

He frequently repeats back the last line of anyone's question as an answer. Solid Snake style. Once you notice it, you can't ever fail to notice it. In the early days I was planning a supercut but quickly realised it would be hours long. Strangely endearing.

Strangely endearing?