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Giant Bomb #22 | Drew, F*** This Tank

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I googled it and found, what I thought was a joke, had already been done. Of course it had. The internet ladies and gentlemen.

e.g. http://thoughtcatalog.com/jeremy-glass/2012/12/5-great-movie-moments-in-semen/

Top 5 games with jizz in them.

1. Stroker for the C64. Jeff's most referenced game.

The Atari had a bunch of porn games back in the 80s. They were shipped in big cases with locks on them, too!

Beat 'em & Eat 'em: This was a game in which a man would ejaculate from a rooftop and and women would run around below and attempt to catch his dropping in their mouths. Yep. This was a game.

Custer's Revenge: You played as a cowboy with a large erection. Your job was to dodge arrows in order to get to the end goal of raping a Native American woman tied to a cactus.

There's another one where you break into houses to have sex with people. There's a version where you play as a man and there's another version where you play as a woman. I don't remember the name of this one, though.
 

Robaperas

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vinnyvania is shit

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I just finished watching the Until Dawn playthrough, and it was fun-tastic.
 

oti

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I just finished watching the Until Dawn playthrough, and it was fun-tastic.

So good. I watched it all the way through one night when I couldn't sleep.

Explain me this, is wrestling on every week? What are they exactly talking about in the Powerbombcast? The story lines? Is this basically a Glee fan podcast?
 
Hug protocol and stance reading. This is what you come for when you watch Vinnyvania.

Might just be differences in culture but I always found kisses on the cheek as a greeting weird as hell.

As an American, I find it very rare except with older women relatives.

Edit:

Mafia kiss of death is a big smacking aggressive kiss from what I have gathered from my extensive research.
 
So good. I watched it all the way through one night when I couldn't sleep.

Explain me this, is wrestling on every week? What are they exactly talking about in the Powerbombcast? The story lines? Is this basically a Glee fan podcast?

Show every week, PPV once per month. The storylines, current state of the business, hirings and firings, what they could/should do in the future, etc.

It's not just about RAW though, they also talk about Lucha Underground (the GOAT), NXT, and Japanese wrestling usually when a big event happens there.
 
Man Vinny is just really, really bad at this. The trick is to just spam up and hit. It's killing me you hear them hate on this game when it's among the best on the Genesis. You just have to concentrate.
 
Did they say that on Twitter?
Austin just said that many people enjoy it so I thought I'd regurgitate the Mario Party line.

I suppose it's like me preferring Ghouls and Ghosts on the Mega Drive over Super Ghouls and Ghosts because I only really played one as a kid. This game reminds me a lot of that MD G'n'G actually.

[EDIT - Castlevania I.]
 

Megasoum

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They got you with that founders edition scam bro.



I have seen quite enough of those two games thanks.

Didn't order a FE card. Got. EVGA GTX 1080 FTW edition (fucking dumb name...). Higher clock rate, better cooling and cheaper price than the FE. Won't have it for a couple of weeks but worth it.
 

ArjanN

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Man Vinny is just really, really bad at this. The trick is to just spam up and hit. It's killing me you hear them hate on this game when it's among the best on the Genesis. You just have to concentrate.

Vinny isn't great at these, but let's not pretend Bloodlines isn't a pretty weak Castlevania. Rondo shits on this from great height.
 
Vinny isn't great at these, but let's not pretend Bloodlines isn't a pretty weak Castlevania. Rondo shits on this from great height.

I enjoyed it a ton as a kid. It was much more fun than Super Castlevania IV or the NES games. I don't think I've ever played Rondo, to be fair.
 

mintyice

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Woops, no he reviewed a GBA Castlevania game. Metacritic is counting that review and linking to it on the Castlevania 64 page?
 
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