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[Twin Tails]

The start of MGSR Part 5 OH MY GOD

The cough that felt like a sharp knife should have been the thing to tip him off.

 

[Curufinwe]

Yesssssss. Hopefully Dan will realize that Adventure Games are the GOAT Genre.

 

[Bacon]

It has?

Yes

 

[ratcliffja]

How was the Elite stream?

It was fi-[disconnected].

 

[TraBuch]

Does Yakuza 0 have hostess clubs? Cause that's gonna take like six episodes to explain to Dan

A club where you pay for non-sexual female companionship while you get drunk.

Explained.

 

[Tubobutts]

A club where you pay for non-sexual female companionship while you get drunk.

Explained.

"They don't even do wiener stuff? Why don't they just go to a normal guy bar and kiss ladies? Wah! Wrestling reference"

 

[kingofthedead45]

So with all this trump stuff, how long until the US are the bad guys in video games?

 

[darkwing-buck]

Is Yakuza 0 60 FPS on ps4?

 

[Curufinwe]

So with all this trump stuff, how long until the US are the bad guys in video games?

MGRR came out in 2013.

 

[Antiwhippy]

A club where you pay for non-sexual female companionship while you get drunk.

Explained.

It's a strip club for your insecurities.

 

[Salarians]

"They don't even do wiener stuff? Why don't they just go to a normal guy bar and kiss ladies? Wah! Wrestling reference"

that's Dan alright

So with all this trump stuff, how long until the US are the bad guys in video games?

 

[dan2026]

Is Yakuza 0 60 FPS on ps4?

Yes.

Also Jeff freaking out over the 80s Yakuza dudes had me in stitches.

 

[Tubobutts]

It's a strip club for your insecurities.

Is it in a cornfield? Do they grow corn in Japan? What's Japan's cash crop? What's a cash crop? Is it like in Stardew Valley to where you put your crops in a box and get cash?

 

[Ashby]

Which of these should I watch tonight:

GBW Playdate: Elite: Dangerous (01/19/2017)

Ranking of Fighters 0007: Marvel Super Heroes & Street Fighter X Tekken

Quick Look: Yakuza 0

 

[Incandenza]

A club where you pay for non-sexual female companionship while you get drunk.

Explained.

What? Why would you pay to talk to ladies? They don't even do weiner stuff? Are the panty vending machines real or is that an internet thing? Hey why do Asian people still use chopsticks when forks are, like, objectively easier? They say you shouldn't eat raw meat so how come raw fish is okay? Do Japanese people still think Okami is real?

 

[OdysseusVA]

Which of these should I watch tonight:

GBW Playdate: Elite: Dangerous (01/19/2017)

Ranking of Fighters 0007: Marvel Super Heroes & Street Fighter X Tekken

Quick Look: Yakuza 0

Avoid Yakuza at all costs

GBW Playdate because of Rorie

 

[peaceland]

Which of these should I watch tonight:

GBW Playdate: Elite: Dangerous (01/19/2017)

Ranking of Fighters 0007: Marvel Super Heroes & Street Fighter X Tekken

Quick Look: Yakuza 0

Yakuza 0

 

[Piston Hyundai]

What? Why would you pay to talk to ladies? They don't even do weiner stuff? Are the panty vending machines real or is that an internet thing? Hey why do Asian people still use chopsticks when forks are, like, objectively easier? They say you shouldn't eat raw meat so how come raw fish is okay? Do Japanese people still think Okami is real?

see that fork one is a good question though

 

[ThreePiMatt]

You know, Dan has been to Japan before. I know he's oblivious to a lot of things, but its not like he's completely clueless.

Also, I've personally seen a panty gacha machine in Japan.

 

[Jintor]

I was going to say forks are bad at rice but then I thought about chopsticks and rice

They make it work somehow I guess

 

[Salarians]

https://twitter.com/alex_navarro/status/822272592518270976

 

[Tubobutts]

Dan already knows about panty vending machines, they had them in Kansas.

 

[Antiwhippy]

I was going to say forks are bad at rice but then I thought about chopsticks and rice

They make it work somehow I guess

Starch.

Also forks aren't that bad at rice.

 

[Lunar FC]

Rice just shouldn't be consumed by an utensil.

 

[Data West]

I'll eat rice however I want you weebs

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

This is the Run is pretty funny after a while.

 

[CoolBatteryCharge]

I thought Agent Under Fire was a good 007 game. Haven't played it in like 15 years though.

 

[TraBuch]

As someone who is half Korean and was born and raised in Korea, fuck eating rice with chopsticks.

 

[Piston Hyundai]

eat rice with a fork

or spoon, whatever

 

[LurkerPrime]

eat rice with a fork

or spoon, whatever

A spork?

 

[texasairhead101]

For ranking of fighters, what episode was Asuka 120?

 

[Antiwhippy]

Rice just shouldn't be consumed by an utensil.

If you're indian sure.

 

[StoveOven]

For ranking of fighters, what episode was Asuka 120?

http://www.giantbomb.com/videos/ranking-of-fighters-0005-ranma-12-hard-battle-and-/2300-11171/

Starts at about 26 minutes in

 

[Lunar FC]

If you're indian sure.

Meant more that rice sucks.

 

[Salarians]

 

[LiK]

Not sure how this rice thing started.

 

[StoveOven]

Not sure how this rice thing started.

Hypothetical dumb questions Dan will ask Alex during the Yakuza series

 

[LiK]

Hypothetical dumb questions Dan will ask Alex during the Yakuza series

Oh man

 

[Death Metalist]

eat rice with a fork

or spoon, whatever

Traditionally we eat rice with our right hand.

I use a spoon and fork both though because I hate making a mess and I like to get the full potential of the plate of food by using the fork to guide every bit of rice and whatever onto the spoon.

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

Hypothetical dumb questions Dan will ask Alex during the Yakuza series

Oh god....

 

[stump sock]

I think east asians have it right with just shovelling the rice directly into your stupid mouth from the little rice bowls

any further distance between rice and mouth is just asking for a mess tbh

 

[danm999]

Dan probably eats each grain of rice individually like he does his French fries.

 

[LiK]

I hope Dan doesn't reveal he never ate rice in his life...

Spoiler

but anything is possible

 

[ThreePiMatt]

I hope Dan doesn't reveal he never ate rice in his life...

Spoiler

but anything is possible

I'm sure the number of burritos Dan has eaten in his life makes that impossible.

 

[LiK]

I'm sure the number of burritos Dan has eaten in his life makes that impossible.

Dan: "that's not rice! it's like filling or some shit"
Alex: "grumble"

 

[LurkerPrime]

Has Breath of the Wild fanart gone too far?

 

[robotrock]

Has Breath of the Wild fanart gone too far?

Man I've been thinking about how similar these games seem to be as well

 

[LiK]

Has Breath of the Wild fanart gone too far?

i want to play this.

 

[Mechazawa]

"They don't even do wiener stuff? Why don't they just go to a normal guy bar and kiss ladies? Wah! Wrestling reference"

This is one of the funniest posts I've read in one of these threads.

 

[StoveOven]

Has Breath of the Wild fanart gone too far?

I wish this had a pop up of Link's stats