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Giant Bomb #9 | More Dan Meets The Eye

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Data West

coaches in the WNBA
I only like MGS because I liked MGS 3(Another reminder about Jeff's wrong opinions and thinking 2 and 4 are the best MGS) because it was the closest thing to a First Blood game.

I'll just assume that's why Dan likes it.
 
After the ten hour long tutorial, it is.

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Khezu

Member
I always wondered why Jeff liked MKvsDC so much.

He was largely indifferent to all the other 3D MK games, even 4, and he is not a fan of comic book characters.
 

Data West

coaches in the WNBA
The flying beetle thing was my favorite part of Skyward Sword. And the art style.

Couldn't tell you anything else about it.
The site comments are pretty fantastic. It's like Dan kicked everyone's dog.

Any other QLs with a similar community meltdown?

Marvel vs Capcom 3(the original) and BlazBlue
 

Frith

Member
Danny's super charismatic though and whenever he says something I disagree with, he says it in such a way that you can't get mad about it because it's just like he casually dismisses it. O'Dwyer's on another level of talking. He's like Vinny tier likeable. It's why I thought people were crazy for thinking GB would get him because Gamespot NEEDS him.

Danny is probably too good to be on a gaming website really, he could easily be on tv in the uk (probably not shiny or tanned enough for the US) he comes over like an old pro.
the only way he goes to giant bomb is if the sites merge. also it would be dumb for his career too, at game sport he gets to be mecha-jeff if he stays put for a few years (unless they are morons and don't realise what they have).

dunno if this counts as weekend weirdness he just seems pretty good at that talking.
 
Skyward Sword was the first Zelda game I played properly, I almost didn't want to play any other games in the series after that. Luckily I gave Wind Waker HD a chance.
 

erawsd

Member
Giant Bomb is a website run by people who will tell you, without flinching, that Majora's Mask and Yoshi's Island are bad games. I don't see how you could be angry at Quick Looks by this point, we've known the crew are monsters for years.

Yeah, that QL made me want to play Metro. I'm not at all familiar with the series but the survival mechanics looked pretty cool and its exactly the type of deviation I look for in FPS these days.

When it comes to the crew being negative about a game, I find that it doesn't influence me in anyway. Although if they are excited about something, I'll usually check it out.
 

Kelas

The Beastie Boys are the first hip hop group in years to have something to say
Well, I'm about an hour's worth of gameplay into mgs3, and so far I think I've suffered through twice as much dialogue/cutscene than I did in the two metro games combined.
 

Data West

coaches in the WNBA
Oh and since Dan and Jeff looked at the Thunder In Paradise game. If they're looking, I've been rewatching the series for a couple weeks now, and they'll be happy(or unhappy if they're normal people) to know that Brutus Beefcake, Giant Gonzales and Jim Neidhart in multiple episodes. Brutus and Jimmy are never even introduced. They just show up. Gonzales is used as a big bad in one of the first episodes then several episodes later, they stick a fake beard on him and use him as another big bad.

Talk about amateur hour.
 

firehawk12

Subete no aware
Wow, what a terrible Quick Look for Metro. Like, why even do it? They already skip a lot of games that they don't want to play, so why do this one? Especially like months after the game came out?

There are times when I feel like Dan Ryckert is turning into Jim Sterling before he was self-aware and realized his trolling was getting dickish. It's getting insufferable at times.
 

Myggen

Member
Wow, what a terrible Quick Look for Metro. Like, why even do it? They already skip a lot of games that they don't want to play, so why do this one? Especially like months after the game came out?

They do QLs of games they don't like all the time. See the annual Dynasty Warriors update for one example. I'm guessing Dan wanted to rant about the games, and that's why they made a QL of it.
 

Zaph

Member
Yeah, that QL made me want to play Metro. I'm not at all familiar with the series but the survival mechanics looked pretty cool and its exactly the type of deviation I look for in FPS these days.

When it comes to the crew being negative about a game, I find that it doesn't influence me in anyway. Although if they are excited about something, I'll usually check it out.

I had a similar reaction with Danganronpa. Fan's freaked out at Patrick's description, but it made me want to play it.
 
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Deleted member 30609

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Fuck. Metro QL wasted. This should have been a Vinny thing. :(

edit: I closed it after the "boring bullshit" comment and came in here to bitch about nobody warning me, but it turns out that's what the last few pages of this thread have been about. I probably should have checked first, that's my bad.
 

jgminto

Member
I played some of Last Light recently since it was on Plus. I really enjoyed the stealth sections in human territory, they weren't too challenging but it was solid stealth.
 

Data West

coaches in the WNBA
I'm also with Jeff that I thought inclusions like Shulk and the Fire Emblem characters felt wasted. Very bland choices compared to things like your Ice Climbers or R.O.B. or Game & Watch
 

firehawk12

Subete no aware
They do QLs of games they don't like all the time. See the annual Dynasty Warriors update for one example. I'm guessing Dan wanted to rant about the games, and that's why they made a QL of it.
The problem I have is that it just feels like a video made for clickbait to get linked around to "angry Metro fans".

I just don't get that feeling with other videos like the Smash QL where Brad and Jeff basically didn't want to be in the room for any longer than they had to.
 

Myggen

Member
The problem I have is that it just feels like a video made for clickbait to get linked around to "angry Metro fans".

I just don't get that feeling with other videos like the Smash QL where Brad and Jeff basically didn't want to be in the room for any longer than they had to.

I'm sure they haven't had any meetings trying to figure out how to attract that golden angry Metro fans demographic :)
 
The problem I have is that it just feels like a video made for clickbait to get linked around to "angry Metro fans".

I just don't get that feeling with other videos like the Smash QL where Brad and Jeff basically didn't want to be in the room for any longer than they had to.

That seems...kind of cynical and insulting. Do you think it was entirely Dan's own idea to fish for clicks in this way?
 

daydream

Banned
I'm also with Jeff that I thought inclusions like Shulk and the Fire Emblem characters felt wasted. Very bland choices compared to things like your Ice Climbers or R.O.B. or Game & Watch

The latter two are in, just fyi. I'm expecting Ice Climbers to be DLC.

Also, while I'm certainly not big on the FE characters or Shulk (haven't played Xenoblade, yet), the slots aren't "wasted". Creating a character like Lucina who plays very similar to Marth takes way less time and money to develop than a whole new character, so they're really bonus characters more than anything.
 

Scrooged

Totally wronger about Nintendo's business decisions.
People are shitting on Dan just because he's shitting on a game they like. Quick Looks have never been about being neutral.
 

Bookoo

Member
I played some of Last Light recently since it was on Plus. I really enjoyed the stealth sections in human territory, they weren't too challenging but it was solid stealth.

I actually thought it ruined the game. They went too far trying to fix the stealth from metro 2033.


Those sections felt completely binary. "Are you in the dark" yes...well that means AI doesn't notice regardless of positioning and noise. It felt like I stealth through the entire game and barely needed to use any weapons.

Not to mention how much or a complete joke the ranger hardcore mode was especially since it was preorder DLC.
 
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Deleted member 30609

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My problem with Dan is that his schtick only works if he occasionally says something super articulate or insightful to let us all know that he's kind of... in on it. And I haven't seen that yet --- have I missed it? It's the Norm MacDonald thing.

I mean, it's just like, dynamics, yo. Ice cream is wonderful but eating a whole tub for dinner is sickening.
 

Tucah

you speak so well
I'm also with Jeff that I thought inclusions like Shulk and the Fire Emblem characters felt wasted. Very bland choices compared to things like your Ice Climbers or R.O.B. or Game & Watch

Shulk is a fine choice, I think, but even as a fan of the franchise I wish that there weren't so many FE characters (and the same goes for Kid Icarus - three characters for a series with as many games is ridiculous). It feels like a bit much. The rumored Chorus Men sounded like such an inspired choice and I love stuff like that and Duck Hunt Dog, Wii Fit Trainer, unexpected picks like that.
 

Volotaire

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They don't include enough Fire Emblem classics. Where's Lyn? Eliwood? Hector? I haven't played FE:A yet so these new ones are complete strangers to me. They even took Roy out. There is no FE7 or FE8 representing. Fire Emblem deserves it since it's a long running franchise. I agree, more weird and odd characters. How about Aonuma's forgotten game Marvelous?
 

daydream

Banned
Shulk is a fine choice, I think, but even as a fan of the franchise I wish that there weren't so many FE characters (and the same goes for Kid Icarus - three characters for a series with as many games is ridiculous).

Well, Dark Pit is another Marth/Lucina situation. It's pretty much guaranteed that he doesn't "take away" a spot from someone else. I think Palutane deserves a spot, even though I'm personally not a huge fan of her big character model, heh.

Btw I felt the same way as you about the FE characters until I saw Robin/Reflet on streams. Much like Shulk, she's actually a really interesting and unique character, basically the first full magic user in Smash (unless I'm forgetting someone).

They don't include enough Fire Emblem classics. Where's Lyn? Eliwood? Hector? I haven't played FE:A yet so these new ones are complete strangers to me. They even took Roy out. There is no FE7 or FE8 representing.

Yeah, Lyn would have been great.

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firehawk12

Subete no aware
I'm sure they haven't had any meetings trying to figure out how to attract that golden angry Metro fans demographic :)
That seems...kind of cynical and insulting. Do you think it was entirely Dan's own idea to fish for clicks in this way?
I'd like to know why they would bother to do a QL for what is essentially an "old game" at this point.

There's also the point where just because you made a video doesn't mean you have to put it up. Remember when Patrick interviewed Uwe Boll live? He decided that the interview wasn't worth anything so he just decided not to use it, even if the Uwe Boll "name" probably would have generated some hits for them.
 

cb1115

I Was There! Official L Receiver 2/12/2016
"this guy doesn't like this game but I do. America sucks." - summary of the comments on the Metro QL

also, "you aren't playing the game right" is still one of the most pretentious-sounding complaints I've ever heard. right up there with "you aren't listening to music right."

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Zaph

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I'd like to know why they would bother to do a QL for what is essentially an "old game" at this point.

There's also the point where just because you made a video doesn't mean you have to put it up. Remember when Patrick interviewed Uwe Boll live? He decided that the interview wasn't worth anything so he just decided not to use it, even if the Uwe Boll "name" probably would have generated some hits for them.
'Offending' a few fans is not a reason to pull/cancel a QL. If it was boring, sure. But it wasn't, it was actually pretty funny.

Wow, site comments now getting into calling Dan an asshole. It's starting to say more about the users than Dan, that's for sure.
I thought/hoped they had cleaned things up over there.
 

Fantastapotamus

Wrong about commas, wrong about everything
Metro 2033 is probably one of my favourite shooters of the last gen (even though the AI is aweful). Dan doesn't like it for reasons I disagree with.
So. Fucking. What.
Couldn't care less, I still think Dan is a fun guy and I still like him.
 

firehawk12

Subete no aware
I don't even care about offending fans or whatever. I just didn't like the tone of the content because, in my opinion, it felt like a "Jim Sterling in the early Destroid era" kind of troll review, where it was just needling unnecessarily.

I mean, I look at the old sports QLs where Jeff and Vinny couldn't be any less interesting in playing NCAA/Madden/NHL/NBA/The Show/Cricket/whatever and while they don't give a shit about the games they're playing, they don't feel the need to aggressively shit on the games and their need to exist.

Maybe I just need my hate to be more subdued and nuanced - I'm watching the Jeff/Brad QL of Destiny on PS3 and Jeff really can't give a shit about the game anymore but it just doesn't feel so... well, aggressive.
 
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Deleted member 30609

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I just wish he gave us something to chew on. One liner declarative statements like "this is the best", "nope, this is the best", "this is boring", "nope, you're wrong" give us so little to work with.

Not even all the time. Like, just once in a while, you know.
 

daydream

Banned
they're supposed to be entertaining, though.

A lot of people, including me, found it to be entertaining.

Actually, I was on the bike, Keyser-style, and pretty exhausted but they still got one or two laughs out of me.

I swear, one day rudds will return to this thread just to vent about Dan, lol.
 

Bacon

Member
All video games need to be taken seriously by random people who make videos on the internet or I will be angry.

I have no perspective on life.
 
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