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[Zaph]

That only works for lesbians. I'm pretty sure it's the same gene that governs softball skill. I asked my coworker about it, she's a lesbian and also coaches a lacrosse team. She laughed, made a sad face, and said she can't imagine what advantage there would be. She's clearly holding out on the secret lesbian winning methods.

Now I'm imagining a film about a squad of gay super dota players. Or super gay dota players. Either would be great, just give them each a super power.

What's Gary Whitta up to? We need to get him on this.

 

[stump sock]

who doesn't like abba?

what if I only like some Abba?

 

[daydream]

who doesn't like abba?

indifference is an option

voulez-vous is alright, i guess

 

[TharpDaddy]

Now I'm imagining a film about a squad of gay super dota players. Or super gay dota players. Either would be great, just give them each a super power.

What's Gary Whitta up to? We need to get him on this.

Well according to Garena their super power might be being gay. It's like having a permanent aimbot built in.

 

[strafer]

Guys how do I become gay? Is there a pill for it or can I train for it? I suck at eSports and could use any edge I can get :-(

There is a simple test you can take; look at this man for 5 minutes.

Spoiler

 

[Dany]

Strafer knows whats up.

 

[Zaph]

A good friend of mine has done his make up a few times. He's a grade-A arsehole.

Sorry.

 

[daydream]

Grease Dance

 

[SteveWinwood]

indifference is an option

voulez-vous is alright, i guess

of all the songs

really

 

[TharpDaddy]

Okay Abba, sure, but what about Dido?

 

[strafer]

A good friend of mine has done his make up a few times. He's a grade-A arsehole.

Sorry.

Nice try, but that's not going to work on me.

 

[Dany]

A good friend of mine has done his make up a few times. He's a grade-A arsehole.

Sorry.

LIIIEEES

 

[daydream]

of all the songs

really

you are right, it's not great

i guess that leaves

 

[stump sock]

There is a simple test you can take; look at this man for 5 minutes.

hmm. not working. Cara Ellison posting pictures of Chris Evans was more effective

also that is a shitty beard that I cannot support.

 

[SteveWinwood]

Okay Abba, sure, but what about Dido?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-fWDrZSiZs

stars the dude from bones

you are right, it's not great

i guess that leaves

heres all the good ones: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_songs_recorded_by_ABBA

 

[daydream]

heres all the good ones: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_songs_recorded_by_ABBA

you're the second guy trying to pull this on me today

who knew abba and nier had something in common

also no

 

[Infinite Justice]

who doesn't like abba?

what's abba?

 

[komplanen]

what's abba?

Mmmm so good :-3

 

[jaina]

also that is a shitty beard that I cannot support.

I started analysing his beard and how it was shaved 20 seconds into the 5 minutes. Thinking "I could do that just as well".

 

[Megasoum]

what's abba?

Jessica Abba?

 

[santeesioux]

Whoa, I hope we get to hear Jeff talk about the Hardline Beta. It's somehow even less enjoyable to me than the old beta from last year.

 

[Jimmyfenix]

Whoa, I hope we get to hear Jeff talk about the Hardline Beta. It's somehow even less enjoyable to me than the old beta from last year.

Dustbowl = Worst map ever

Can't even jump over a hill properly The car just hits it.

 

[NumberThree]

cp_dustbowl is pretty fun yo

 

[Dany]

what's abba?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFrGuyw1V8s

are you a dancing queen?

 

[Myggen]

I understand that EA has chosen a marketing strategy and has to keep at it, but the ads I've seen of the game on Youtube have been so, so tone deaf. "FUCK YEAH, POLICE BREAKING THE RULES AND KILLING MOTHERFUCKERS" is such an awkward thing to market, especially now. That's all I know about Hardline, have no interest in playing a B-tier Battlefield game.

 

[Bacon]

I understand that EA has chosen a marketing strategy and has to keep at it, but the ads I've seen of the game on Youtube have been so, so tone deaf. "FUCK YEAH, POLICE BREAKING THE RULES AND KILLING MOTHERFUCKERS" is such an awkward thing to market, especially now. That's all I know about Hardline, have no interest in playing a B-tier Battlefield game.

There is that and the fact that the game still looks like it could be a mod or expansion pack for Battlefield 4

 

[Falifax]

I feel like the Battlefield games since 3 have been lacking that sense of polish. Bad Company 2 was the last Battlefield game that did everything right; the shooting, driving, sound etc.

 

[Freedom = $1.05]

There is that and the face that the game still looks like it could be a mod or expansion pack for Battlefield 4

Hey, if you're even remotely interested in it it'll be real cheap in the next few months as EA starts ramping up its marketing campaign for Star Wars Battlefront and pretending that they didn't just release a Battlefield game within the same year.

 

[stump sock]

I understand that EA has chosen a marketing strategy and has to keep at it, but the ads I've seen of the game on Youtube have been so, so tone deaf. "FUCK YEAH, POLICE BREAKING THE RULES AND KILLING MOTHERFUCKERS" is such an awkward thing to market, especially now. That's all I know about Hardline, have no interest in playing a B-tier Battlefield game.

I feel like the cross section of people who a) actively find the thought of murdercop simulator 2015 somewhat appalling and b) actively play that type of game is small enough that it ultimately won't make a difference in EA's eyes.

a half-baked spinoff of a broken-ass game with questionable themes is just about the farthest thing from a game that I'd want to buy.

 

[Incandenza]

I feel like the Battlefield games since 3 have been lacking that sense of polish. Bad Company 2 was the last Battlefield game that did everything right; the shooting, driving, sound etc.

Bad Company 1 Single Player + Bad Company 2 Multiplayer = The Perfect Battlefield. It really makes me sad that they've been slowly regressing since then.

 

[Hot Coldman]

what if I only like some Abba?

This is me. Most of Abba's catalogue I don't give a fuck about, but all of the well-known songs I think are incredible.

ABBA's best stuff > Jacko's best stuff, any day.

 

[Fattony12000]

Alan Partridge Abba Medley

 

[randomlyrossy]

This is me. Most of Abba's catalogue I don't give a fuck about, but all of the well-known songs I think are incredible.

ABBA's best stuff > Jacko's best stuff, any day.

I watched Mamma Mia then went on a bit of an Abba kick for a couple of weeks, just the hits mostly. Good couple of weeks that.

 

[Wunder]

dooooooon't go sharing your devoooooootionnnnnn

 

[Zaph]

ABBA's best stuff > Jacko's best stuff, any day.

ABBA's great, but whatttt theee fuuuuck?

 

[Kelas]

ABBA's best stuff > Jacko's best stuff, any day.

 

[randomlyrossy]

I mean, if I'm honest, I could probably name more Abba songs I love than MJ ones... and I do love me some Michael Jackson.

 

[Loxley]

There is that and the fact that the game still looks like it could be a mod or expansion pack for Battlefield 4

Well, Battlefield 4 itself looked like an expansion for Battlefield 3 and not the next evolution of the franchise. At the very least Hardline is changing up the aesthetic and setting a little bit and introducing some new gameplay mechanics.

 

[Hot Coldman]

ABBA's great, but whatttt theee fuuuuck?

You know it's true.

HALF PAST TWEEEEEELVE

 

[daydream]

ruh roh

let's not go down this road kelly baby

edit: actually, i guess i'm being hypocritical since we're doing a lot of these for the bombcast threads, just bigger

damnit!

 

[Kelas]

ruh roh

let's not go down this road kelly baby

edit: actually, i guess i'm being hypocritical since we're doing a lot of these for the bombcast threads, just bigger

damnit!

wait are little faces not cool?

to be fair I made that months ago and this is only the second time I used it I felt it was appropriate

I also have an appropriate brad face if you say something funny

 

[PinkCrayon]

If that Toxikk video was labeled Unreal Tournament 3 I wouldn't have doubted it.

 

[Kelas]

Oh my

Paul Ryckert's Quick Look Extravaganza 2015

The elder Ryckert attempts to weigh in on Goat Simulator, Gang Beasts, and Jazzpunk before his gradual descent into delirium.

http://www.giantbomb.com/videos/paul-ryckert-s-quick-look-extravaganza-2015/2300-9904/

link's not working though :/

link's all good

 

[Brakke]

Listened to about half of Danswers this morning. Seems pretty chill. Those dudes are so earnest about repeating "hey we're idiots but this is serious ok". Danny o' D is lovely.

I understand that EA has chosen a marketing strategy and has to keep at it, but the ads I've seen of the game on Youtube have been so, so tone deaf. "FUCK YEAH, POLICE BREAKING THE RULES AND KILLING MOTHERFUCKERS" is such an awkward thing to market, especially now. That's all I know about Hardline, have no interest in playing a B-tier Battlefield game.

It's really bonkers what are they even thinking.

 

[Brashnir]

There is a simple test you can take; look at this man for 5 minutes.

Spoiler

That's a good looking dude, but nope, I'm still not gay.

Maybe I can take some of those performance-enhancing hormone treatments that the transgender people use to get an unfair edge.

Then I will be an esports god - or maybe goddess. I don't know, I didn't think this through very well.

 

[Wunder]

Oh my



http://www.giantbomb.com/videos/paul-ryckert-s-quick-look-extravaganza-2015/2300-9904/

link's not working though :/

I'm so ready

 

[Tucah]

Oh my



http://www.giantbomb.com/videos/paul-ryckert-s-quick-look-extravaganza-2015/2300-9904/

link's not working though :/

Oh fuck yes

 

[Zaph]

Put the download url in vlc. It works

Let's go

E: fuck me it's 80mins long

 

[alr1ght]

Oh my



http://www.giantbomb.com/videos/paul-ryckert-s-quick-look-extravaganza-2015/2300-9904/

link's not working though :/

link's all good

yes yes yes

 

[shadyspace]

Put the download url in vlc. It works

Let's go

E: fuck me it's 80mins long

? It's working just fine on the site for me.