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[Human Trashcan]

I enjoyed the first Darksiders. The second one didn't really grab me.

Yeah same. I don't think even the first one would hold up very well now, but idk. It just seemed like it benefited from low expectations (seriously, who thought it wasn't gonna be trash?) and a distinct lack of Zelda-likes. 2 just dragged on forever.

 

[strafer]

I didn't like Darksiders 1 but liked 2.

Guess I'm inverted.

 

[| Praxis |]

I didn't like Darksiders 1 but liked 2.

Guess I'm inverted.

It's called a deviated asshole.

 

[swimbuff]

Oh my god Ben actually pays attention to game mechanics and has good short term memory. Giant Bomb Quick Looks will never be the same again.

Gnog seems like a cool fiddly-diddly type of thing to do in VR.

 

[strafer]

It's called a deviated asshole.

 

[Dany]

wrong thread. #oops. #imissdrew

 

[strafer]

This guy should probably watch the Vinny and Jeff playthrough.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1364027

 

[Piston Hyundai]

Giant Bomb #29 | Deviated Assholes

 

[Antiwhippy]

#teambr

 

[Jintor]

this cabaret fight in BiTE. Jesus.

Just hearing all three of them go GOD DAMN at some of the fight choreo is amazing

 

[Wunder]

#teambr

wrong

 

[Aarglefarg]

Problem is that it's harder to do puns with game titles using ben and abby.

Game titles MAYBE but I'd watch Cabby Abby (Crazy Taxi).

 

[Antiwhippy]

Team BR got too much shit back in the day.

Team VJ was good but Team BR was also good.

 

[Death Metalist]

best zelda is back boys

Nice! I loved both games, especially 2 because the world they created was much more fun to explore and varied than the first one although it did get that dragged on feeling near the end of the game. Thinking about it, I also didn't care for the story. I just enjoyed the world, the first one benefits from having a more interesting story and felt tighter on the whole when it came to pacing.

Quick Look: Gnog

Great start for Ben. He seemed abit nervous at first but after a while everything flowed better. The game looks nice, I guess. It seems that the way to play it though is VR and nothing else.

Problem is that it's harder to do puns with game titles using ben and abby.

Just have everything sound like a Texas thing.

she has a weird thing where she pronounces "Mass" as ”Kat" and "Effect 2" as ”amari Damacy." Probably a Texas thing.

 

[Dany]

Team BR got too much shit back in the day.

Team VJ was good but Team BR was also good.

Mmmmmm.
Noooooo.


I actually was rewatchting the DP ER from the VJ side. and decided to try on the BR side, couldn't.

 

[| Praxis |]

I can't watch DP without Jeff shouting "GET IT OFF!" repeatedly.

 

[Fantastapotamus]

Should we maybe change the thread title to "Welcome to the Penis Farm - Now also featuring one vagina"?

Team BR got too much shit back in the day.

Team VJ was good but Team BR was also good.

There's a giant dog on the street
THERE'S A GIANT DOG ON THE STREET

Best moment of both ERs

 

[strafer]

Should we maybe change the thread title to "Welcome to the Penis Farm - Now also featuring one vagina"?

How about we change it to something more adult, we don't want people to think that GBGAF is a bunch of kids.

 

[Dany]

How about we change it to something more adult, we don't want people to think that GBGAF is a bunch of kids.

...
...
...


Because no one thinks that.

 

[Fantastapotamus]

How about we change it to something more adult, we don't want people to think that GBGAF is a bunch of kids.

But then people would come in here expecting adult conversations. Do you want that?

 

[Jintor]

yakuza's face tech is really dope

 

[Aarglefarg]

Should we maybe change the thread title to "Welcome to the Penis Farm - Now also featuring one vagina"?

Hard no. It wouldn't reflect well on us to go to referencing genitals upon the hiring of a woman.

 

[| Praxis |]

Vagina farms wouldn't work anyway.

 

[wild_fire987]

Giant Bomb #29 | Deviated Assholes

I mean, this kinda has to be the new thread title right?

 

[Master_Funk]

Hard no. It wouldn't reflect well on us to go to referencing genitals upon the hiring of a woman.

Yeah, let's just steer away from that whole thing.

 

[Antiwhippy]

Giantbomb [OT] Come in here expecting adult conversations

 

[Incandenza]

Giant Bomb #29 | Deviated Assholes

This... this is good.

 

[Aarglefarg]

Hello, I have come here for the adult conversations.

 

[Fantastapotamus]

I'm always having adult conversations.

How are your taxes going fellow adults?

 

[Human Trashcan]

Hard no.

I see what you did there

 

[Karspankey]

I'm always having adult conversations.

How are your taxes going fellow adults?

oh shit i forgot to do mine do you think drew can give me a lift to ukraine

 

[LiK]

I'm always having adult conversations.

How are your taxes going fellow adults?

Tax day was last month.

 

[Fantastapotamus]

oh shit i forgot to do mine do you think drew can give me a lift to ukraine

How much do you pledge to his Patreon?

Tax day was last month.

*thatsthejoke.jpg*

 

[wild_fire987]

I'm always having adult conversations.

How are your taxes going fellow adults?

Quite well! Thank you good sir/madame. How about the NASDAQ last week... Capital gains! Aren't millennials the worst?

These are things I hear adults at my office talk about.

Spoiler

I turn 30 this year, am I an adult?

 

[Jintor]

So this is where we start TLC questionaires right

 

[Antiwhippy]

Spoiler

I turn 30 this year, am I an adult?

Only if you give up.

 

[Fantastapotamus]

So this is where we start TLC questionaires right

I like this review for Tender Loving Care from 1998 (on IMDB)

This movie is actually a computer cd-rom game. But that doesn't make it bad, actually it's the other way around. The actors are great and is really handling this new kind of acting very well. At the beginning it felt a little strange when the actors stared right through the camera and looked at you, but it gave a better impression of being in the movie. The questions given in the movie can be a little stupid sometimes and I never knew what they really where there for. Anyway this is a great movie and it can't be missed, see it and play it.

 

[LiK]

I like this review for Tender Loving Care from 1998 (on IMDB)

our FMV standards were much lower back in the day.

 

[Antiwhippy]

Also our attitudes towards mental illness.

 

[Fantastapotamus]

Also our attitudes towards mental illness.

I'm not so sure about that tbh.

 

[kiguel182]

If there's one think I took from TLC was the great performances. The best performances.

Also, have we analysed the reactions of the crew to the questionnaire frame by frame to create a complete psychological profile yet? I feel like it's the next step.

 

[Jintor]

finally caught up on BiTE. That was hella worth the concentration.

BiTE is a step up from second-screen where I can just draw or something, but a nice compromise below 'actually watching a tv show' where I can still do some casual net browsing on the side

 

[NumberThree]

Giantbomb [OT] Come in here expecting adult conversations

This is maybe the best title suggestion ever posted in these threads

 

[derFeef]

Giantbomb [OT] Come in here expecting adult conversations

Amazing. "Came in here..." would also be great.

 

[Antiwhippy]

I'm not so sure about that tbh.

Hmmm...

... fair enough.

 

[Dangansona]

It's called a deviated asshole.

I honestly gave no idea what a deviated asshole means. I saw the tweet, I just don't get it. Am I a sweet summer child?

 

[Blitzrules240]

Don't google it.

 

[Joeku]

best zelda is back boys

Very tentatively holding my breath. Could be amazing, could be super not. Going back to Earth is a good start, at least.

And until a Darksiders game ever attempts to fulfill the promise that the DS1 ending made I won't be truly satisfied. I trust that on that, I'm not alone.

 

[Dany]

I don't like the new hires.

 

[LiK]

I don't like the new hires.

They barely started.