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[Hasney]

Does anyone ever pick brown sauce?

 

[Death Metalist]

Spoiler

I can't handle all this nice talk <3 let's talk about ketchup vs mayo

The zoom in on Jason killed me.

 

[MassiveNights]

The chat on Blue Bombin' is really great.

 

[kingocfs]

Dan rightfully dragged throughout this Beastcast for his terrible opinions.

 

[oti]

I picked ketchup. Ketchup is great.

Portugal winning Eurovision was a mistake.

 

[OdysseusVA]

Death Metalist on the Community Spotlight again

WE MADE YOU, DMan

 

[funkystudent]

Dan's understanding of basic scientific concepts like gravity kind of make me understand why the bible belt is a thing and why the american education system gets laughed at.

This man is a UNIVERSITY GRADUATE!

 

[derFeef]

Who/What's from DM? Grats either way!

 

[kiguel182]

Portugal winning Eurovision was a mistake.

Until next year I can pick condiments for the entire continent. IT’S IN THE RULES!

 

[The Dear Leader]

Dan's understanding of basic scientific prehensile kind of make me understand why the bible belt is a thing and why the american education system gets laughed at.

This man is a UNIVERSITY GRADUATE!

Yeah man, there are so many people like Dan around where I live it's just staggering. Dan actually can listen to reason unlike most but it really is a regional US type attitude/behavior.

 

[daveo42]

Platinum'd Nier and got my "Thank you for playing" message. I kind of want to start it all over again, but I should probably play something else or catch up on #content.

Seriously, I hope Vinny and Jeff get into Nier.

Dan's understanding of basic scientific concepts like gravity kind of make me understand why the bible belt is a thing and why the american education system gets laughed at.

This man is a UNIVERSITY GRADUATE!

Dan got his undergrad degree with about the same amount of work as you would to get an honorary one.

 

[Tubobutts]

Dan's understanding of basic scientific concepts like gravity kind of make me understand why the bible belt is a thing and why the american education system gets laughed at.

This man is a UNIVERSITY GRADUATE!

I bet he doesn't even know what "prehensile" means

 

[kiguel182]

At least Dan is willingly to learn.

Also, Marina is team Ketchup and Marina is clearly cooler than all of you mayo folks.

 

[DanLongman]

At least Dan is willingly to learn.

I've heard people say this about Dan but I can bull shit

We've seen him repeatedly ask the same questions and retain nothing. He doesn't Google/read wiki on things he continually asks. He doesn't want to learn. He wants to keep it going. I'm almost certain he acts dumb all the time he's being recorded as no one could seriously be as dumb as he acts

 

[derFeef]

Europe Dollars.

 

[Salarians]

I bet he doesn't even know what "prehensile" means

is that a wiener thing?

 

[BreezyLimbo]

is that a wiener thing?

Hold on one of my Tyranids has a prehensile tail

I think it means an autonomous object

 

[Tubobutts]

is that a wiener thing?

If you're a dolphin yes

 

[formated4tv]

is that a wiener thing?

The ability to grab things with your wiener, yes.

 

[Karspankey]

The zoom in on Jason killed me.

I was so glad that I noticed Jason's reaction. It made the gif 10x better

 

[Tagyhag]

At least Dan is willingly to learn.

Also, Marina is team Ketchup and Marina is clearly cooler than all of you mayo folks.

I'm surprised they didn't give the little squid the ketchup.

 

[BreezyLimbo]

Anyone hyped for kingdom heartache
I wonder why its coming out at 3 am
What if episode 1 is the whole game

 

[oti]

Until next year I can pick condiments for the entire continent. IT’S IN THE RULES!

Man. I hate that rule.

 

[Tubobutts]

After Abby's impression of Jeff B I've started to notice how much Dan says "fantastic"

 

[Karspankey]

Anyone hyped for kingdom heartache
I wonder why its coming out at 3 am
What if episode 1 is the whole game

It's coming out at 6am earliest for the US. WYA

No Man's Sky ARG livestream weirdness

The Periscope they're watching

The ARG put out a message telling someone to come to a spot in NYC with various items

Thread: No Man's Sky Has Some Kind of Cryptic ARG Happening Right Now

 

[oti]

Kingdom Hearts is at 12 PM over here. That's such a weird time for GB #content.

 

[Karspankey]

Jeff is at the gathering of the juggalos

also wtf, the NMS ARG guys are being led into a building

 

[Hasney]

OK, buying Behold the Kickmen was a fantastic idea. I'm laughing so hard at this.

 

[kiguel182]

I follow the dev on twitter and he is hilarious. I should buy the game too.

 

[Hasney]

I follow the dev on twitter and he is hilarious. I should buy the game too.

It's $4 and the umpire gives you a kiss when you do a goal.

 

[pizzacat]

Jeff is at the gathering of the juggalos

also wtf, the NMS ARG guys are being led into a building

That's prolly gonna lead to that liar guy burning the building down

 

[kiguel182]

It's $4 and the umpire gives you a kiss when you do a goal.

My computer probably won’t run it unfortunately.

 

[funkystudent]

Hey I should probably buy a game for my Switch other then Zelda and Mario Kart


What can I get for around 20 bucks?

 

[Karspankey]

That's prolly gonna lead to that liar guy burning the building down

Lol, yeah it felt like it

But seriously, I've been following this ARG for over a month. It is quite ridiculous, the amount of effort that has gone into this thing.

 

[kiguel182]

Hey I should probably buy a game for my Switch other then Zelda and Mario Kart


What can I get for around 20 bucks?

I’m thinking of buying Thumper. Alex loves it.

 

[Zaph]

Hey I should probably buy a game for my Switch other then Zelda and Mario Kart


What can I get for around 20 bucks?

find 20 more and buy puyo puyo tetris

 

[Human Trashcan]

At least Dan is willingly to learn.

excuse me while i laugh for 10 minutes straight

 

[daveo42]

At least Dan is willingly to learn.

After watching 47 hours of BitE, I can tell you that Dan didn't even care to learn what appears to be a relatively simple combat system. Even muscle memory should have kicked in at some point, but maybe his muscles lack the ability to learn. Probably from all the sugar and Taco Bell.

 

[funkystudent]

I’m thinking of buying Thumper. Alex loves it.

Forgot about Tumper. Ill sleep on it and maybe get it tomorrow.

find 20 more and buy puyo puyo tetris

I already have a import copy for Vita and I am not sure I want it in english. Have zero idea what options I am picking was part of the charm.

 

[Teddified]

I mean dan loves to learn but some times he has multiple conversations about his questions and they were answered before, so he didn't absorb that info lol.

 

[Whoyouare]

I am sure you guys know this but in case you don't, you do understand Dan is playing a character right? Some of what we see is his true personality ramped up 1000%.

Sadly once someone told me this he went from my favorite giant bomb personality to somewhere in the middle.

I felt the same way once I found out wrestling was fake. It was disappointing.

 

[pizzacat]

Dan has learned something

Y'all are all marks

 

[Tubobutts]

The real marks are the marks who don't know they're being worked by a shoot that they think is a work.

 

[oti]

I hate wrestling so much.

 

[Human Trashcan]

The real marks are the marks who don't know they're being worked by a shoot that they think is a work.

damn, brother

 

[Archaix]

I hate wrestling so much.

So what you're saying is that you are a wrestling fan

 

[oti]

So what you're saying is that you are a wrestling fan

Let me rephrase that.

I hate that my love for video games forces me to engage with wrestling since apparently one can't work in this industry without liking wrestling.

We should put some scientists on this phenomenon.

I enjoy hearing Xavier talk about the job, as a behind the scenes thing. But I hate everything else about it. The stupid attitude, the violence, the drama. Blergh.

 

[Real Hero]

Wrestling and videogames are for people who never grew up, not hard to see why there's such cross over

 

[BreezyLimbo]

You guys are taking Dan too seriously

Hes a heel

 

[Liquid Shake]

Let me rephrase that.

I hate that my love for video games forces me to engage with wrestling since apparently one can't work in this industry without liking wrestling.

We should put some scientists on this phenomenon.

I enjoy hearing Xavier talk about the job, as a behind the scenes thing. But I hate everything else about it. The stupid attitude, the violence, the drama. Blergh.