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[Inanna]

Poor kitty!

Do you have a surgery total yet? Don't give up hope just yet!

He estimated £500 but we won't find the actual amount until after the surgery.

Do they have something like Care Credit over there?

I think that's only available to people on benefits. We are not on benefits as I am in uni and my guy works full time. That is so unfair, its like everybody rewards people that don't work and claim state benefits!

 

[The Anti-Monitor]

Aren't a lot of gay actors "straight" and going for a paycheck? Or is that a myth?

I've heard the same. Gay porn definitely pays better, and I think it's one of the best ways to ensure you can end up working with the best stars, but I'm not sure.

I can't be bothered to really watch porn at all anymore. It just takes too much work to find anything good.

That's just not true, c'mon now.

 

[Zoe]

I think that's only available to people on benefits. We are not on benefits as I am in uni and my guy works full time.

Care Credit here is actually a credit account purposed for medical and cosmetic procedures, usually with 0% APR terms.

 

[zon]

Despite being late to the discussion, I just have to add my experience with sex ed in school when we were 14 iirc. Our female biology teacher did this at our lesson about using condoms properly:

Class is about to end
Teacher stands up for one last lesson
"Now I hope you know how to use the condoms properly. But if you ever want to learn more advanced techniques and impress your boyfriend at the same time you can try this!"
teacher throws in a condom in her mouth
grabs a styrofoam dick
deepthroats styrofoam dick
pulls it out with the condom rolled all the way down to the base of the hilt

Yup, that happened.

 

[Inanna]

Care Credit here is actually a credit account purposed for medical and cosmetic procedures, usually with 0% APR terms.

Ah, don't think we have anything like that here.

The only thing I found was PDSA helping with vet bills if you are on benefits.

 

[Leeness]

I dunno if I'd call ass to mouth normal human interaction

Loool well, you know what I mean

Inanna, good luck with your kitty I wish I knew what you could do.

 

[Emitan]

Despite being late to the discussion, I just have to add my experience with sex ed in school when we were 14 iirc. Our female biology teacher did this at our lesson about using condoms properly:

Class is about to end
Teacher stands up for one last lesson
"Now I hope you know how to use the condoms properly. But if you ever want to learn more advanced techniques and impress your boyfriend at the same time you can try this!"
teacher throws in a condom in her mouth
grabs a styrofoam dick
deepthroats styrofoam dick
pulls it out with the condom rolled all the way down to the base of the hilt

Yup, that happened.

Damn.

 

[The Anti-Monitor]

Despite being late to the discussion, I just have to add my experience with sex ed in school when we were 14 iirc. Our female biology teacher did this at our lesson about using condoms properly:

Class is about to end
Teacher stands up for one last lesson
"Now I hope you know how to use the condoms properly. But if you ever want to learn more advanced techniques and impress your boyfriend at the same time you can try this!"
teacher throws in a condom in her mouth
grabs a styrofoam dick
deepthroats styrofoam dick
pulls it out with the condom rolled all the way down to the base of the hilt

Yup, that happened.

And so, the first fantasy of half your class was born.

This is why I wanted to have classes about this. Had to learn to put on condoms on my own (not just with the mouth) and there's a lot of tension when you don't know how to do it.

I didn't even think of practice using cucumbers until I saw it on a movie.

 

[Kimaka]

Despite being late to the discussion, I just have to add my experience with sex ed in school when we were 14 iirc. Our female biology teacher did this at our lesson about using condoms properly:

Class is about to end
Teacher stands up for one last lesson
"Now I hope you know how to use the condoms properly. But if you ever want to learn more advanced techniques and impress your boyfriend at the same time you can try this!"
teacher throws in a condom in her mouth
grabs a styrofoam dick
deepthroats styrofoam dick
pulls it out with the condom rolled all the way down to the base of the hilt

Yup, that happened.

Lol, that is amazing. We didn't have anything interesting happen during sex-ed. We didn't even get to put a condom on a banana. In Texas, we were told about condoms and birth control but it was pretty much framed as a last resort. Most of it was telling us to be abstinent and showing us STD pictures.

In Biology, we were told about evolution but kids could opt out if their parents didn't want them to learn about it.

 

[Emitan]

Lol, that is amazing. We didn't have anything interesting happen during sex-ed. We didn't even get to put a condom on a banana. In Texas, we were told about condoms and birth control but it was pretty much framed as a last resort. Most of it was telling us to be abstinent and showing us STD pictures.

In Biology, we were told about evolution but kids could opt out if their parents didn't want them to learn about it.

The first was true for us but our school didn't teach creationism or let you skip evolution.

 

[Mineshaft_Gap]

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[H.Protagonist]

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:P Second.

Also, so far as giving BJs with a condom on. Aw HELL naw. There's no reason to so far as I'm concerned. I'm in a monogamous relationship and I have a hard enough time making him cum WITHOUT one (at least before goodhead and comfortably numb. Can't imagine doing it with one. I'd be down there for hours. Besides, latex tastes disgusting so I won't even put it in my mouth if a condom has been anywhere near it.

I'd go down on him any day after he's been inside me. That doesn't bother met all for some reason. To each their own though I guess.

Speaking of oral activities. My boyfriend has full on beard. It's not gross, but perfect and very well groomed/trimmed. However, whenever he goes to kiss or nuzzle me I offend him half the time by going OUCH when his beard pokes me. He'll be kissing my arm or trying to set a mood by kissing me up my belly and all of a sudden I'll yelp and it pisses him off.

His beard is straining our relationship.

For some reason it doesn't really poke when he's going down on me. It still rubs though and is distracting. It looks good though and we both know it so I don't think there's anything gonna happen to it anytime soon. So...

Do any of you ladies know of anything to make your mans beard softer and less stabby/pokey?[/QUOTE]

Wish I knew. My guy likes his facial hair and it looks great on him, but it's so sharp and gives me face rash when he tries to kiss me. It gets to the point during sex sometimes that it's distractingly painful on the face and neck. If anyone knows how to alleviate this problem I'd like to know as well.

 

[Devolution]

Was also going to suggest conditioner usage on the beard.

 

[Femmeworth]

Sounds like he needs to use a better beard trimmer or whatever he uses.

 

[suzu]

So sad right now, girlgaf. My cat Leela broke her hip really badly and I don't even know if I can afford the surgery. Why do cats have to be so damn curious about everything?

Oh no, poor kitty! If you haven't tried yet, maybe you can negotiate a payment plan with a vet (try asking around a bunch of places). Good luck.

 

[Devolution]

Sounds like he needs to use a better beard trimmer or whatever he uses.

Maybe. I never had this problem with Timedog unless he shaves it super short but a full on beard? Shouldn't be happening.

 

[Femmeworth]

Maybe. I never had this problem with Timedog unless he shaves it super short but a full on beard? Shouldn't be happening.

Frequent trimming would keep it sharp.

It's not gross, but perfect and very well groomed/trimmed.

 

[Emitan]

A beard can be used as a last resort weapon.

 

[shanshan310]

I didn't even think of practice using cucumbers until I saw it on a movie.

Me neither. Is it really necessary to practice anyway? I don't recall having trouble figuring it out.

A beard can be used as a last resort weapon.

I just got a hilarious mental image of some guy rubbing his chin on a mugger.

 

[Mineshaft_Gap]

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[Princess Viola]

I just got a hilarious mental image of some guy rubbing his chin on a mugger.

I got a mental image of a guy controlling his beard and smacking a mugger with it.

 

[Devolution]

My boyfriend doesn't have a long beard. He grows it out for as long as he can stand it then shaves it. He bought a trimmer recently. That should be gud.

I saw you were talking about ass to mouth earlier. That's disgusting and I never would do that. In fact, I'd never do anal ever. I let my boyfriend put a finger in there earlier today just to try it because this thread got my curious. I thought it might be hot if he did it while I was on all fours. Never again. It just feels weird.

I hope you at least used lube. =/. You gotta ease into that.

 

[H.Protagonist]

So sad right now, girlgaf. My cat Leela broke her hip really badly and I don't even know if I can afford the surgery. Why do cats have to be so damn curious about everything?

Sorry, I completely missed this, Inanna. That's terrible. Isn't there any family member or friend you could borrow from (even just bits), or do a fundraiser on your FB or something if that seems impossible? There must be some kind of vet program (though I know you've looked). Perhaps a shelter would be able to direct you to discount vet services? They usually know the good doctors.

What kind of beard? He could condition it daily. If you guys are getting touchy touchy in the wee hours of the morning wait till he has had a chance to regrow it. If it's a short beard suggest he grow it out so that the hairs are less sharp and longer.

Why does it take so long to make him cum when he is inside you? To make it easier for him to cum remember to tease and lick the head more during the blow job! It really helps!

When it's longer it's not so bad (just tickles), but he usually has it in that stubbly style which looks really handsome. I love the look, but hate the scratch. Using conditioner (thanks for the suggestion, guys) might work, but the hairs are so short that I can't see it doing much good. Maybe he'll just have to shave it more frequently.

 

[Emitan]

My boyfriend doesn't have a long beard. He grows it out for as long as he can stand it then shaves it. He bought a trimmer recently. That should be gud.

I saw you were talking about ass to mouth earlier. That's disgusting and I never would do that. In fact, I'd never do anal ever. I let my boyfriend put a finger in there earlier today just to try it because this thread got my curious. I thought it might be hot if he did it while I was on all fours. Never again. It just feels weird.

The idea of anal just grosses me out. Ugh.

Apologies to gay male GAF.

 

[Devolution]

The idea of anal just grosses me out. Ugh.

Apologies to gay male GAF.

It's not just a gay male thing and not all gay males do it. So say sorry to everyone.

 

[Emitan]

It's not just a gay male thing and not all gay males do it. So say sorry to everyone.

Sorry, Everyone.

 

[Al-ibn Kermit]

Do any of you ladies know of anything to make your mans beard softer and less stabby/pokey?

Most girls here probably haven't shaved facial hair but tell him that after he uses the trimmer, to "finish it" with a pair of scissors. It makes the ends of the hair be as soft as your scalp hairs after a haircut.

Using conditioner is lazy and won't work.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

Hey, girl gaf!
What male name did your parents have in mind for you before they found out the gender?

 

[shanshan310]

I used to be wary of anal. But I gave it a try and loved it.

A finger or something is okay but anything else just feels really uncomfortable.

Hey, girl gaf!
What male name did your parents have in mind for you before they found out the gender?

Cameron! Though my parents first choice for a female name was "Loral-Lee", so maybe I would have been better off a man. I did think it was weird that they never thought about giving me my actual name if I was a boy, considering its unisex.

 

[Mineshaft_Gap]

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[iirate]

That's just not true, c'mon now.

Sort of is. I have a really low sex drive, and have to sort of work up to the right mood. Lately, I haven't been able to muster enough interest to even get there =/

Despite being late to the discussion, I just have to add my experience with sex ed in school when we were 14 iirc. Our female biology teacher did this at our lesson about using condoms properly:

Class is about to end
Teacher stands up for one last lesson
"Now I hope you know how to use the condoms properly. But if you ever want to learn more advanced techniques and impress your boyfriend at the same time you can try this!"
teacher throws in a condom in her mouth
grabs a styrofoam dick
deepthroats styrofoam dick
pulls it out with the condom rolled all the way down to the base of the hilt

Yup, that happened.

Just wanted to chime in with the rest in saying that this is an incredible story.

 

[Femmeworth]

The idea of anal just grosses me out. Ugh.

Apologies to gay male GAF.

ಠ_ಠ

 

[Mineshaft_Gap]

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[Devolution]

I don't touch myself, I don't need to. I've found that I orgasm multiple times during penetration but still build up to one real strong one. I think I just got really lucky there. How many different positions have you tried by the way?

 

[shanshan310]

I have a sec related question. Do you touch yourself when you're having sex? So long as the position allows it. I've always done it during the act because it guarantees me an orgasm if I'm not feeling particularly sensitive or if I keep coming close and losing it (alcohol does this to me). That said my boyfriend satisfies me very well and I have no complaints. Being with him is like having fireworks go off.

I've sometimes wondered if he ever feels like this is a statement about his performance somehow. Which it isn't, obviously. I've recently been able to tell that he's been put off by it. I don't want to do it if it's going to hurt his feelings or give him a complex. On the other hand he knows he satisfies me and honestly I don't WANT to stop.

How would you handle this sort of situation?

My boyfriend will sometimes will touch me, but I don't really do it unless he guides me there. Maybe you could get him to do that too. The only downside is that it makes it a lot more work for him, which I feel kinda bad about.

 

[Mineshaft_Gap]

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[Devolution]

We've tried a bunch but there's always a routine kind of. I've cum from penetration before but I've only ever had multiple orgasms when he goes down on me.

My favorite position is when I'm laying on my side and he puts it in from behind. It hits all the right places. Also it leaves his arm free to touch me.

Have you tried putting your leg up? Arching your back so your ass is closet to him?

 

[Mineshaft_Gap]

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[Devolution]

What kind of bc was it and if it was the pill did you try any others? My libido and ability to orgasm isn't affected by mine, so I'm wondering if you need to browse. I think we had this convo before though. Also condoms I can't, we used some because I was taking antibiotics and while I could get into it, it felt abrasive.

 

[Mineshaft_Gap]

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[Devolution]

First the nuvaring, then something else I can't for the life of me remember the name of. My brain must have blocked it out. Terrible.

Went to go see my campus doctor about the flu and asked her about the kind I was on and said it did what it did to me to a lot of people. Thanks for poisoning me with it then, I thought.

I've tried with my legs in the air like you said. I'm gonna have to try it again. What positions do you use that prove so fruitful?

Lately the same one as you but I tend to start it off (moving up and down slowly) so I get more comfortable. Also put the leg up when I feel like it would help his current angle. Ass more up (basically arching the ass more towards him) because it allows for deeper penetration. Sometimes I'll put the leg down if it gets to be bothersome and have him shift a bit. Mostly we just start with him not going fully at it until I'm reasonably comfortable then it can get pretty crazy. The other one I really like if I'm ready to go is legs up against his chest.

 

[The Anti-Monitor]

Pretty important given you can easily rip the condom if you don't know what you're doing.

Exactly.

The idea of anal just grosses me out. Ugh.

Apologies to gay male GAF.

It wasn't gay male GAF the ones talking about it, thank you.

Hey, girl gaf!
What male name did your parents have in mind for you before they found out the gender?

Alejandro.

I have a sec related question. Do you touch yourself when you're having sex? So long as the position allows it. I've always done it during the act because it guarantees me an orgasm if I'm not feeling particularly sensitive or if I keep coming close and losing it (alcohol does this to me). That said my boyfriend satisfies me very well and I have no complaints. Being with him is like having fireworks go off.

I've sometimes wondered if he ever feels like this is a statement about his performance somehow. Which it isn't, obviously. I've recently been able to tell that he's been put off by it. I don't want to do it if it's going to hurt his feelings or give him a complex. On the other hand he knows he satisfies me and honestly I don't WANT to stop.

How would you handle this sort of situation?

I do, sometimes. It's not that odd. Ask him why he's put off and see a way to solve it. Would you like it the same if he did it? That way you get a free hand.

Also, best positions are (reverse) cowgirl, doggy, and whatever it's called when he can lift you up and go at it against the wall.

 

[leadbelly]

Hey, girl gaf!
What male name did your parents have in mind for you before they found out the gender?

I don't think I've ever asked my mum what my name would have been if I was a girl. I know that the name I have now wasn't what my mum originally intended to call me though. That name I have subsequently forgotten however. I know it was a pretty unusual name; something a hippy would call their kid. I'll have to ask her again. I will tell you once I find out. lol

The reason she eventually settled on my name I've always found quite interesting. I think it was an option she considered, but it wasn't the name she wanted to give me. She had a dream though (this was before I was born) and in that dream people were asking her what the baby was called. She kept on telling them my name.

The name I was given was because of a dream my mother had.

 

[cloudwalking]

Hey, girl gaf!
What male name did your parents have in mind for you before they found out the gender?

Geoffrey. I'm not a fan of the name.

 

[SquiddyCracker]

Geoffrey. I'm not a fan of the name.

Bitch king of the realms?
Yeah, I can see why you're not a fan of that name.
I knew AM would be Alejandro.

 

[BladeWorker]

I have never asked, and I'm not sure I really care to know what I would have been named were I a boy.

but my pirate name is Bubonic Jen Smithe.

 

[cloudwalking]

Bitch king of the realms?
Yeah, I can see why you're not a fan of that name.
I knew AM would be Alejandro.

Haha. It's not actually pronounced like that. It's just a more uncommon spelling of Jeffrey.

 

[mollipen]

That's just not true, c'mon now.

I've never really been able to find any porn that I legitimately enjoy watching, but that's because what I basically want is the production value and story elements of your typical Hollywood stuff, but then actual sex instead of a few clips in a montage and then a fade to black. What I want is too racy for one segment of filmmaking, too boring for the other. *laughs*

I'm sure there are a few films out there like this, but I don't know enough about them to find them. Just watching two (or more) people having sex with no story, character building, situation construction, and proper filming is really, really boring to me. Nothing against those who like it, but I've never been able to find much appreciation for porn (and not due to some sort of moral objection to it).

 

[Lissar]

I've never really been able to find any porn that I legitimately enjoy watching, but that's because what I basically want is the production value and story elements of your typical Hollywood stuff, but then actual sex instead of a few clips in a montage and then a fade to black. What I want is too racy for one segment of filmmaking, too boring for the other. *laughs*

I'm sure there are a few films out there like this, but I don't know enough about them to find them. Just watching two (or more) people having sex with no story, character building, situation construction, and proper filming is really, really boring to me. Nothing against those who like it, but I've never been able to find much appreciation for porn (and not due to some sort of moral objection to it).

I feel the same way. This is one reason why I read books. You can actually get that with books.

 

[A.E Suggs]

That's the worst part.

No, the worst part is when they just sit there and think that having a big penis equals instant results. It is frustrating.

Probably doesn't help that I've had the terrible misfortune of picking guys who use cock rings.

I once thought like that, but hey I was young and even after I found that it wasn't enough(for some people anyway for some it is enough) I still kinda did it. I mean both parties are supposed to enjoy the sex and that's the only way that seemed to work to me at the time.

The first was true for us but our school didn't teach creationism or let you skip evolution.

Our school itself didn't teach creationism and taught evolution, but what exactly does creationism have to do with sex education? There are schools not far from where I live that teach creationism but still teach you sex ed so that's why I guess i'm having trouble seeing the connection here.