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Juke Joint Jezebel

Juke Joint Jezebel

Member
Oh shit son, salary bonus time! That means I can buy more video game tat to fuel my addiction! Picked up all this stuff for just under £120!

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InfiniteNine

Rolling Girl
Yeah last I checked getting localized copies was expensive! I just bought the first three on the cheap since the Japanese versions of those has the English version included.
 
Juke Joint Jezebel

Juke Joint Jezebel

Member
backslashbunny said:
..and that how long sex is thread...


................... oh my god @_@
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These herculean gods will have their bodies cast into chiseled stone and shall be worshipped for all eternity as the the greatest GAF studs of all time, nay, the world!...

....Well, either that or some peeps just watch a lot of porn and think all that chopped together footage is a realistic depiction of how long most men should last and say that just to fit in with the rest of the boys club!

My average session of bumping uglies usually lasts between 10 and 20 minutes before the guys' barrels fire!
 
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Morrigan Stark

Arrogant Smirk
I can't say that pubic hair has ever been remotely a problem for me... I'm no doctor but it honestly sounds like it's on your end. :( I hope things work out for you anyway. I mean unless he's really going at it for an hour, lol. Then yeah I'd be chafe too. xD
 
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timetokill

Banned
I'll say that when I first went on anti-depressants it was like, damn, I can go forever! I'm a god! Media really impresses upon guys that stamina/"staying power" is critical. and I don't mean just in porn. Jokes about it are littered throughout popular media, like sitcoms.

But it's pretty clear of if you have any empathy though that girls get bored or uncomfortable, lol. so now it's more of a curse.

I can't imagine doing it for over an hour straight (PiV) anyway. And I'm pretty sure I'd have a heart attack if I tried to go two straight.
 
Ceallach

Ceallach

Smells like fresh rosebuds
An hour of PiV would get boring, in addition to being incredibly uncomfortable. Like, I got shit to do. Once in awhile if there is crazy passion, but on the reg, no way. I gotta go to work in the morning, lol.
 
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Nudull

Banned
I've only just now started being more sexually active (am 21), and that thread became a trip through depression and nervousness. :/
 
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WhereAreMahDragonz

Banned
Nudull said:
I've only just now staring being more sexually active (am 21), and that thread became a trip through depression and nervousness. :/
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I feel you; sex and my sexuality is always something that I've been weird and uncomfortable about, but it's important to remember that there's no rush to do anything. Society may say, "oh sex is great, you're weird for not being into it", but at the end of the day, it's your body and you can do what you feel comfortable with. Give yourself some slack, some people grow faster than others. I'm 23 and I'm just now becoming totally okay with a lot of things. It takes time.

If you need to talk about it, I'm a PM away.
 
Ceallach

Ceallach

Smells like fresh rosebuds
Same as above. If you have seen my posts in Dating age or in that thread about women over 30, I am very frank about my sexuality. I'm a single mom in her early 30s, been sexually active for the better part of 2 decades, been around damn near every block a few times. Always an open ear.
 
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Leeness

Member
Nudull said:
I've only just now staring being more sexually active (am 21), and that thread became a trip through depression and nervousness. :/
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Don't worry--every thread about dating or sex is a trip through multiple neuroses for me.

What Dragonz said--don't feel like you have to do anything unless you want to and are comfortable with it.
 
Ceallach

Ceallach

Smells like fresh rosebuds
Don't sweat any feelings you have about the matter. We ALL go through various psychoses when dealing with sex. It's a supremely complicated subject. It really is totally encompassing. It'll take time but eventually you will get totally comfortable with who you, sexuality and everything. <3
 
Rest

Rest

All these years later I still chuckle at what a fucking moron that guy is.
backslashbunny said:
TBH my biggest problem used to be insecurity (am I not hot enough? skilled enough? good enough? etc). Not sure if this is indicative more of societal influence in feeling like it's always the woman's fault, or what, but /shrug.
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Everyone has that to some extent. In general, if you're happy and your partner isn't complaining everything is fine.
 
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Leeness

Member
Ceallach said:
Don't sweat any feelings you have about the matter. We ALL go through various psychoses when dealing with sex. It's a supremely complicated subject. It really is totally encompassing. It'll take time but eventually you will get totally comfortable with who you, sexuality and everything. <3
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My anxieties tend to be more about how "not normal" I am and threads about sex and dating always make me feel those anxieties haha. Oh well. That's on me.
 
Ceallach

Ceallach

Smells like fresh rosebuds
I don't think there is a such thing as sexually normal. And all of those threads about sex and dating are just SUCH CRAP. All of those guys are sooooooooooo full of shit it isn't even funny. Just be you, it's all you can do.
 
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InfiniteNine

Rolling Girl
Yeah that doesn't sound much different from what I do regularly besides the whole egg part. They're just paying me to see what drugs do to me.
 
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InfiniteNine

Rolling Girl
Well it's side effects testing so I'm healthy so it's mostly just stuff like making me sleepy or spacey depending on what I'm dosed with it ends up mostly being slightly different formulations of existing drugs or new drugs to help fight cancer. (Cancer drug actually made my vision better for a period of time.) Worst thing that happened to me wasn't drug related though it was the 3 shots of Everclear they made me gulp down in one go which made me unable to do any of the coordination tests they wanted me to do!
 
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Eusis

Member
Everclear just sounds like fucking around entirely if not outright sadism. Can she still act coherently after just chugging straight alcohol? We shall see!
 
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Leeness

Member
Ceallach said:
I don't think there is a such thing as sexually normal. And all of those threads about sex and dating are just SUCH CRAP. All of those guys are sooooooooooo full of shit it isn't even funny. Just be you, it's all you can do.
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Haha I know, but I am always and forever filled with neuroses and anxiety about how "abnormal" I am. Haha.

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Bunny, congrats on your boobs, I'm glad you're happy with them :)
 
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timetokill

Banned
glad you're happy with your boobs now bsb, but sorry you felt that way in the first place, especially as someone who likes small boobs as well as bigger ones. also i'm kind of jealous because you can fix your insecurities with surgery ;)
 
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Nudull

Banned
Morrigan Stark said:
Pretty much how I feel. It's sad that so many women feel so insecure over something so completely frivolous that they'll go that far.
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Insecurity is a hell of a thing to deal with, and I should know. People are free to deal with it in whatever way, so long as its healthy and it makes them happy.

I am glad you're feeling happy, bsb. :)
 
Rest

Rest

All these years later I still chuckle at what a fucking moron that guy is.
backslashbunny said:
I'm referring to how I feel when my partner doesn't bust a nut in the first 10 minutes.

It doesn't help that all of my previous partners were fast guys.



Just makes me feel paranoid :<
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Oh, I didn't realize it.
I still wouldn't worry too much about that, so much goes into becoming aroused, getting an erection, then actually coming, and it's no one ever really discusses it.

If you think there's a problem, you might ask him about what the first things that turned him on were. Sexuality changes over time, one tends to forget about things that seem old to us. But going back to basics can have amazing results.
 
Juke Joint Jezebel

Juke Joint Jezebel

Member
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynwIggdvL8E

Just came across a failed kickstarter for something called the "Pick Up Girls Smartwatch", this is some god damn funny shit, but then it get's depressing when you realize this was an actual, serious product they wanted to sell en-masse! Here's a few of the...."Highlights"...

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Personally if some guy used the creepy pick up lines or had me look at some pictures on a screen, then snapped a picture of me without my permission the last thing I'd do is give him my number! Thank god nobody even funded this! It's so stupid it borders on comedy!
 
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Misha

Banned
Juke Joint Jezebel said:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynwIggdvL8E

Just came across a failed kickstarter for something called the "Pick Up Girls Smartwatch", this is some god damn funny shit, but then it get's depressing when you realize this was an actual, serious product they wanted to sell en-masse! Here's a few of the...."Highlights"...

Personally if some guy used the creepy pick up lines or had me look at some pictures on a screen, then snapped a picture of me without my permission the last thing I'd do is give him my number! Thank god nobody even funded this! It's so stupid it borders on comedy!
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Im confused. This is just a concept for a generic smart watch (with built in phone apparently) with a really dumb app right? Why not just make the dumb app and not need to fund it?

Also a coin for some reason
 
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