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[ChainedDreamer]

 

[MonkeyClaw36]

Resetera just became fully erect.........

 

[Del_X]

People will go to unironically hating this to ironically liking it to ironically playing it to unironically loving it. In three years 90 minute YouTuber ViDocs on the "Philosophy of Goodbye Volcano High" will take in millions of views.

 

[FingerBang]

People will go to unironically hating this to ironically liking it to ironically playing it to unironically loving it. In three years 90 minute YouTuber ViDocs on the "Philosophy of Goodbye Volcano High" will take in millions of views.

This but unironically

 

[StueyDuck]

I think we taking these simulator games too far now.

We didn't need pedo simulator. Should've stopped and lawn mower simulator

 

[Makoto-Yuki]

it'll be a 10/10 so nobody is offended.

edit: the game is out? where are the reviews?

 

[OmegaSupreme]

It can only be a 10 out of 10. If you don't buy this game you are literally killing queer people.

 

[ulantan]

If the media won't review this game I'll do it my self.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Resetera just became fully erect.........

Most of them can't get erections due to lack of testosterone.

 

[MudoSkills]

It's up. For reference £19.99 is what I paid for Balan Wonderworld, essentially for a joke, so I'm a little tempted.

Should I do it for science?

 

[struggler_guts]

It's up. For reference £19.99 is what I paid for Balan Wonderworld, essentially for a joke, so I'm a little tempted.

Should I do it for science?

 

[Shifty1897]

 

[adamsapple]

It's up. For reference £19.99 is what I paid for Balan Wonderworld, essentially for a joke, so I'm a little tempted.

Should I do it for science?

 

[MudoSkills]

Impressions after work.

 

[Makoto-Yuki]

seriously nobody is reviewing it?

i don't think i've ever seen this happen before! must suck for the developers lol. i can't think of any other game that didn't get a review in time for launch

and what game launches with a discount???

 

[ssringo]

and what game launches with a discount???

But yeah...

 

[Torrent of Pork]

Oh wow they're really not touching it? It's got to be hot dogshit then, aw they're afraid of their own audience if they give it a bad score.

 

[DonkeyPunchJr]

Impressions after work.

Thanks, you really took one for the team. I recommend taking frequent breaks to watch Van Damme movies in order to prevent your estrogen levels from getting dangerously high.

 

[Diseased Yak]

It's up. For reference £19.99 is what I paid for Balan Wonderworld, essentially for a joke, so I'm a little tempted.

Should I do it for science?

Do it! Report back.

 

[Makoto-Yuki]

But yeah...

you really use saints row as an example? that's not doing GVH any favours lol

edit: well i guess it is. Saints Row is just out and it's on a 67% discount!! wooow

 

[Reckheim]

I don't think they send out review codes.

 

[Ulysses 31]

seriously nobody is reviewing it?

i don't think i've ever seen this happen before! must suck for the developers lol. i can't think of any other game that didn't get a review in time for launch

and what game launches with a discount???

Steam Europe has a 10% discount ATM.

 

[Makoto-Yuki]

Steam Europe has a 10% discount ATM.

yeah i know.

 

[Diseased Yak]

 

[ssringo]

you really use saints row as an example? that's not doing GVH any favours lol

It's also slightly outselling GVH on Steam. A good ways down the list but still.

 

[The Pleasure]

Todd Howard must be biting his nails right now.

Nah, he still arguing about Sega Saturn on usenet.

 

[The Pleasure]

Reported to EviLore for extreme Miyazaki’s Slave fanservice.

 

[Miyazaki’s Slave]

Reported to EviLore for extreme Miyazaki’s Slave fanservice.

But seriously…those trex arms….amirite

 

[Banjo64]

 

[Thick Thighs Save Lives]

Steam Europe has a 10% discount ATM.

Wonder if they'll do a launch discount on PSN as well.

 

[Chuck Berry]

Does anyone have any idea what the fuck type of game this is? Is it a visual novel? Bestiality simulator?

 

[ulantan]

Does anyone have any idea what the fuck type of game this is? Is it a visual novel? Bestiality simulator?

Yes

 

[Chuck Berry]

Yes

 

[adamsapple]

NGL, would.

 

[Dacvak]

Is this the sequel to Majora's Mask we never got?

 

[ThatStupidLion]

 

[Jack Videogames]

No reviews only vibes

 

[The Pleasure]

 

[Chuck Berry]

Id love for this to turn out to be some new Frog Fractions situation

 

[Happosai]

 

[Gudji]

Fuck Starfield this is the shit!

 

[struggler_guts]

Is this the sequel to Majora's Mask we never got?

 

[Rambone]

 

[GymWolf]

Resetera just became fully erect.........

So like 4 cm long in all its glory.

 

[GymWolf]

Impressions after work.

The hero we didn't wanted nor deserve.

Stay safe and straight buddy.

 

[Elder Legend]

The hero we didn't wanted nor deserve.

I mean your profile picture checks out. Also, since you are now the sacrificed goat, how would you like to go out sir? Off with your head or burned on a cross for Satan's sake?

 

[Andrew Evenstar]

i remember the hype for this haggard game. the community will be hyped - it deserves 12 / 10 scores across the board. the trailer was wasteland trash . i was praying to God that fang was non binary sys he / them / she pronouns -

 

[Danjin44]

 

[GymWolf]

I mean your profile picture checks out. Also, since you are now the sacrificed goat, how would you like to go out sir? Off with your head or burned on a cross for Satan's sake?

The other dude bought the game, not me.

Also it's hard to find a decent picture of a muscly wolf without going into furry territory

 

[The Cockatrice]