DonkeyPunchJr
World’s Biggest Weeb
Is this about that dev being a pedo? Or is it about the dev being a fan of Harry Potter?No, they're just scared to buy it
Couldnt make this shit up.
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Chuck Berry
Gold Member
No, they're just scared to buy it
Couldnt make this shit up.
Do we have a list of reputable people here? I only want to read their OT's. Mods help.
TheInfamousKira
Reseterror Resettler
Kretos was the only one on the list and he got banned, so it's the Wild west now. You cunt.
Danjin44
The nicest person on this forum
Dr.Morris79
Member
Jesus, is that true? They liked Harry potter??
I jest. Thats just fucked up. Seems like it really has had a troubled past. Probably why no one wants to touch it.
Chuck Berry
Gold Member
Danjin44
The nicest person on this forum
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Dr. Samuel Hayden
Member
Era wondering why nobody is covering this "game" is a fantastic example of the bubble they live in.
No one cares about it except mentally ill individuals (who likely can't afford to buy it) and shitposters. Especially when one of the year's biggest titles is coming out in just a few days.
No one cares about it except mentally ill individuals (who likely can't afford to buy it) and shitposters. Especially when one of the year's biggest titles is coming out in just a few days.
Chuck Berry
Gold Member
Danjin44
The nicest person on this forum
Most people here know when I post gif, I'm joking..its what I do.Cant tell sometimes
TheInfamousKira
Reseterror Resettler
And you know, even when presented with this fact, it will be "Oh, mercy, how far we have fallen when the majority of the world is wrong!" instead of taking off the ADIDAS, putting down the Kool Aid and stepping outside of the bunker.
Chuck Berry
Gold Member
Well you are the nicest person here
Danjin44
The nicest person on this forum
Thick Thighs Save Lives
NeoGAF's Physical Games Advocate Extraordinaire
Someone in the era OT said that it took them around six and half hours to finish the game.
TheInfamousKira
Reseterror Resettler
Did they mean for themselves or the dev team?
existensmaximum
Member
Serious question, what do you mean mentally ill individuals? If you're just throwing those words around, it's not cool.
Chuck Berry
Gold Member
Well, you win for today
Guilty_AI
Member
Thats a fairly short Visual Novel
Brigandier
Member
How about fuck off you terf... You're only hating because you don't like good games and are jumping on a clear bandwagon like all you racist bigots on GAF always do you fascists.
Let me guess you'd rather play GoW, FF, Starfield or Spiderman... That's the problem with cis cunts like you people you all like shit games you're an incel brotherhood who wouldn't know a GOTY if it hit you in the balls.
Volcano High is too deep and thoughtful for your small minded smooth brains.
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RavageX
Member
This is still going on? PISS ON IT already. If it were a physical copy I would purchase it just to burn it. (not really, that costs money)
6 hours of lifelong regret is not worth it. Go do drugs or something more productive than play this.
I'm a peaceful guy, but this makes me angry.
6 hours of lifelong regret is not worth it. Go do drugs or something more productive than play this.
I'm a peaceful guy, but this makes me angry.
Jack Videogames
Member
To be fair, you have to have a very high emotional IQ to understand Goodbye Volcano High. The gender identities are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical pronouns most of the relationships will go over a typical gamer's head. There's also Fang's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into their characterisation- their personal philosophy draws heavily from the Columbine shooting for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the emotional capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these genders, to realise that they're not just woke- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike GVH truly ARE bigots - of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Reed's existential catchphrase "bro," which itself is a cryptic reference to marijuana culture. I'm literally shaking thinking of those addlepated shitlords scratching their heads in confusion as Ko-op's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I hate them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Goodbye Volcano High tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the they/them's eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 woke points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel xir
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Brigandier
Member
To be fair, you have to have a very high emotional IQ to understand Goodbye Volcano High. The gender identities are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical pronouns most of the relationships will go over a typical gamer's head. There's also Fang's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into their characterisation- their personal philosophy draws heavily from the Columbine shooting for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the emotional capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these genders, to realise that they're not just woke- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike GVH truly ARE bigots - of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Reee's existential catchphrase "bro," which itself is a cryptic reference to marijuana culture. I'm literally shaking thinking of those addlepated shitlords scratching their heads in confusion as Ko-op's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I hate them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Goodbye Volcano High tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the they/them's eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 woke points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel xir
Omnipunctual Godot
Gold Member
This is the most millennial shit I've ever seen.
Jack Videogames
Member
Lucifers Beard
Member
TheInfamousKira
Reseterror Resettler
This thread. I love GAF.
Draugoth
Gold Member
One of the devs was exposed as a pedophile, one of the reasons the game got delayed.
The game had zero marketing outside of the clout surrounding it.
TheInfamousKira
Reseterror Resettler
Without comment:
Unknown?
Member
Is this sarcasm? Lots of words here that are used incorrectly.
RoadHazard
Gold Member
Yes, here it is:
LastBattle
Member
Critic Reviews
Waiting
RoadHazard
Gold Member
cormack12
Gold Member
Don't you mean 'snout'
Kagoshima_Luke
Gold Member
Steam user reviews:
ALL REVIEWS:
Very Positive (65)
ALL REVIEWS:
Very Positive (65)
RavageX
Member
I am afraid you are too good at this.To be fair, you have to have a very high emotional IQ to understand Goodbye Volcano High. The gender identities are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical pronouns most of the relationships will go over a typical gamer's head. There's also Fang's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into their characterisation- their personal philosophy draws heavily from the Columbine shooting for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the emotional capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these genders, to realise that they're not just woke- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike GVH truly ARE bigots - of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Reee's existential catchphrase "bro," which itself is a cryptic reference to marijuana culture. I'm literally shaking thinking of those addlepated shitlords scratching their heads in confusion as Ko-op's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I hate them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Goodbye Volcano High tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the they/them's eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 woke points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel xir
That in itself is a problem.
(joking of course)
Chuck Berry
Gold Member
The OT page count is already bigger than most of the heavy hitters this year
Drizzlehell
Banned
I am very reputable. I only have vaginal sex with straight women, have Sunday barbeques, drink Pabst Blue Ribbon with the boys every night after a game of bowling, and fire my goddamned rifle every fourth of July!
That being said, it is my belief that if you play this game then you shouldn't be allowed to vote.
Puscifer
Member
True, but I guess it's more about the journey vs destination thing. Plenty of movies open with the ending and you start the journey like, even as far back as Sunset Boulevard and All About Eve
cormack12
Gold Member
Nothing unifies people like hatred.
Chuck Berry
Gold Member
TheInfamousKira
Reseterror Resettler
There's more going on in this OT than in the Immortals one
That's because this is a high profile, PS5 announcement title with riveting characters and themes. We're real gamers here.
Puscifer
Member
True, but I guess it's more about the journey vs destination thing. Plenty of movies open with the ending and you start the journey like, even as far back as Sunset Boulevard and All About Eve
Brigandier
Member
Dr.Morris79
Member
Just grim.
Happosai
Hold onto your panties
Not so much Grim as everything surrounding this game has been Grizzly. Weirdo devs just monkeying around with this dog of a game which is for the birds. Who knows what the cat-astrophic long-term effects are of playing GBVH. By next month, any mention of GBVH will be dead as the dinosaurs.
Banjo64
cumsessed
Wait, actually?
And this is the game ree are championing? When other devs have been cancelled over 10 year old tweets?
