I just caught this:
This was a slam dunk. I thought Retro typed it up for a second.
Ashodin said:THE LOST BEARDS
ArenaNets November 2013 Content
Return to Southsun Cove once more, to find hair lost by various helms and hats, stolen by the Consortium! Join Magnus the Beardy-Handed, as he realizes with his facial follicles stolen, his hands are the most covered furry parts of his body! Enjoy this new hair-raising content where things get too hairy for everyone involved!
This was a slam dunk. I thought Retro typed it up for a second.