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[Poodlestrike]

Who is that?

Spock.

RIP. He lived long, and he prospered.

 

[User 73706]

Who is that?

"i don't know about nerd stuff, you nerds

now excuse me while i try and bang gamedev milfs and listen to mjolnir mix while i'm working out these sick traps, bruh"

 

[RowdyReverb]

RIP Leonard Nimoy

Sad news indeed. It's a shame that he quit smoking 30 years ago, but it was too late to decrease his risk for lung disease.

 

[twilitezoner]

My X1 just received an update for the Halo 5 beta?

 

[SaganIsGOAT]

Spock.

I never watched Star Wars.

 

[Akai__]

My X1 just received an update for the Halo 5 beta?

There's probably still people testing the game. Pro players and certain people had early access, so they probably still have access.

I never watched Star Wars.

lol

He's not from Star Wars.

Did I already say lol? If not, lol...

 

[ElzarTheBam]

I never watched Star Wars.

Dumbass.

He's from firefly.

 

[Poodlestrike]

I never watched Star Wars.

Don't make me hurt you.

My X1 just received an update for the Halo 5 beta?

Living up to your name.

 

[RowdyReverb]

My X1 just received an update for the Halo 5 beta?

Maybe updating the build for the playable demo at PAX? It seems like they'd just run it pre-installed from a dev kit though, so I don't know

 

[Booshka]

RIP Leonard Nimoy

RIP Captain Keyes.

 

[GringoSuave89]

Maybe updating the build for the playable demo at PAX? It seems like they'd just run it pre-installed from a dev kit though, so I don't know

That was my guess. Give PAX players a chance to experience the gameplay tweaks.

 

[User 73706]

I never watched Star Wars.

He's from John Guarders of the Marlaxy dumb-dumb

 

[aHebrewMenagerie]

Frankie should give Reclaimer Radio access codes to test out the new changes

 

[User 73706]

Frankie should give Reclaimer Radio access codes to test out the new changes

preview of using the non-legendary sword's ADS

 

[Poodlestrike]

preview of using the non-legendary sword's ADS

I feel like at some point it would have been less of a hassle to just fall down.

 

[Booshka]

More Shadowrun bullshit, the Katana in Shadowrun can be paired with Smartlink for a Zoom ability. Absolutely worthless mechanic, yet 343 still decided to steal it.



Kappa

 

[RowdyReverb]

I feel like at some point it would have been less of a hassle to just fall down.

Once you get in a position to fall butt-first, you're good. It's like nature's airbag

 

[Poodlestrike]

Once you get in a position to fall butt-first, you're good. It's like nature's airbag

Does that mean the airbag is a man-made ass?

 

[m23]

So still no update on the update I guess huh. I've pretty much lost all interest to even play MCC, can they just let us play the Halo 5 beta until launch.

 

[FyreWulff]

when one foot starts sliding, let that foot slide. don't try to move the other foot to correct

-midwesterner

 

[Computer]

So still no update on the update I guess huh. I've pretty much lost all interest to even play MCC, can they just let us play the Halo 5 beta until launch.

Thank You

 

[Plywood]

Step 1 to make me happy.

Make a good, functioning game

The end.

I'll let y'all in on a little secret. While the MCC still doesn't work as advertised, I came up with a little cross-website meta game to play. It's to amuse myself while holding my breath for the big fix.
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Lean in a little closer, I'll whisper it in your ear...
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I can cuss on the neogaf forums, but heaven forbid you get too bitter over at the forums, ahem, across the "way". So very sad. Seems I've taken to ending every post over there with "I'm sad"...but you know what? It's really code for: "Because fuck you, thats why".

And I giggle an evil little giggle to myself. And I feel $459.98 better! No I don't, I just feel dirty, which is almost as fun.

I'm sad >snerk<

 

[Kibbles]

So still no update on the update I guess huh. I've pretty much lost all interest to even play MCC, can they just let us play the Halo 5 beta until launch.

Agreed, lol.

So they did the sale too? Someone at work said they bought it cause it was on sale and I smh

 

[Mistel]

So they did the sale too? Someone at work said they bought it cause it was on sale and I smh

They did the sale they also lowered the discount on it as well. From $27 to $30 something as the price.

 

[jem0208]

snerk

What does that even mean?

 

[RowdyReverb]

Does that mean the airbag is a man-made ass?

Sure. Scientific studies had shown that there were increased survival rates in accidents in which the passenger's head slammed into an ass, so they sought to replicate this so-called "ass effect" with airbags.

 

[Poodlestrike]

What does that even mean?

Sound it out in front of a mirror.

Sure. Scientific studies had shown that there were increased survival rates in accidents in which the passenger's head slammed into an ass, so they sought to replicate this so-called "ass effect" with airbags.

It all makes sense now! I was so confused, I thought they were man-made boobs, but that doesn't make any sense, since we already have those.

 

[User 73706]

Sure. Scientific studies had shown that there were increased survival rates in accidents in which the passenger's head slammed into an ass, so they sought to replicate this so-called "ass effect" with airbags.

The Booty Eating Renaissance is actually a commentary on the automotive safety industry.

 

[Enter The 36 Chambers]

Got a full refund for MCC. I had fun with the campaigns but the state of the games MP this long after launch is pathetic. Waste of 60 spacebucks and hard drive space.

Xbox customer support also has no idea what they are talking about. It's almost hilarious how uninformed they are about the games problems. According to them the problems are all solved, or I should contact 343 and they can use my account to refresh the servers and fix my problems. Lol.

 

[Prinz Eugn]

lol I don't suppose anyone has an artefact-free version of the black & white comic (for us lowly MS Paint users).

Should be a little more sensible:

 

[SaganIsGOAT]

ZOMBIES

 

[The Real Napsta]

Any news on the patch? I want to be excited about Halo again!

 

[aFoolishLawyer]

snerk

(´&#65381;&#969;&#65381;`)

 

[Welfare]

Any news on the patch? I want to be excited about Halo again!

Want to be excited?

Wait for E3.

 

[Ramirez]

Got a full refund for MCC. I had fun with the campaigns but the state of the games MP this long after launch is pathetic. Waste of 60 spacebucks and hard drive space.

Xbox customer support also has no idea what they are talking about. It's almost hilarious how uninformed they are about the games problems. According to them the problems are all solved, or I should contact 343 and they can use my account to refresh the servers and fix my problems. Lol.

Ah, so all they have to do is refresh the accounts! Problem solved, cancel the next 10 patches.

 

[AlStrong]

Should be a little more sensible:

Awesome. Thanks for the effort!

bbl

 

[AnonomissX]

Ah, so all they have to do is refresh the accounts! Problem solved, cancel the next 10 patches.

Patches? We don't need no stinkin' patches! I hear Ramirez is too sexy for patches =)

 

[Mix]

Anyone see this yet? Some of the Escalation covers are really cool.

 

[GringoSuave89]

Anyone see this yet? Some of the Escalation covers are really cool.

The covers are the best thing about Escalation.

 

[Ramirez]

Anyone see this yet? Some of the Escalation covers are really cool.

Why is that things eye's, elzar's butt?

 

[Madness]

Why is that things eye's, elzar's butt?

Damn, I was going to post the exact same thing but didn't want to seem weird. Scrolling down I thought it was that grunt ass shot that Elzar has for his avy.

 

[Ramirez]

Damn, I was going to post the exact same thing but didn't want to seem weird. Scrolling down I thought it was that grunt ass shot that Elzar has for his avy.

Reused assets.

 

[FATstronaut]

My masterpiece.

 

[User 73706]

My masterpiece.

 

[SaganIsGOAT]

Anyone see this yet? Some of the Escalation covers are really cool.

I still don't understand what that thing is or why it looks like a giant beetle.

 

[Forerunner]

Anyone see this yet? Some of the Escalation covers are really cool.

 

[Poodlestrike]

I still don't understand what that thing is or why it looks like a giant beetle.

It's a giant beetle the Covenant killed, hollowed out, and turned into a... I think transport? Been a while since I played Spartan Ops.

 

[AlStrong]

 

[SaganIsGOAT]

It's a giant beetle the Covenant killed, hollowed out, and turned into a... I think transport? Been a while since I played Spartan Ops.

All I see when looking at 343's new Covenant design theme..

 

[ElzarTheBam]

Reused assets.

Very good