StalkerUKCG
Banned
I want to be captain of the UNSC Pop Rocks. That ship sounds insane.
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Halo |OT14| They call it Halo
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Robbert adds anti-immigrants plot to the narrative of Halo 5.
Elzar tries to get xxx-webcams to be implemented into the Active Roster.
Gazza tries to sell twitter to Steve Balmer. Balmer refuses and tries to buy facebook.
Enzo pitches PGR Halo. Everybody laughs, Microsoft makes PGR Piñata instead.
So needed.
YourExWife
Member
GRRRR!!! The moronic, shitty commentators are back. Five minutes in the game and they're still saying it's Formal's PoV. And this #BrazilianWax thing is dumb. Stop talking about it.
EDIT: 6.5 minutes in and he finally gets that it's Heinz. This is honestly distracting from the good gameplay.
EDIT: 6.5 minutes in and he finally gets that it's Heinz. This is honestly distracting from the good gameplay.
Lmfao
Too many Chiefs, not enough Indians.
It really is, instead of screaming for people to tweet and ring girls get a graphic designer, casters, and a better schedule.
FUNKNOWN iXi
Member
TheOddOne creates a wise-cracking Grunt on his lunch break that does nothing but make jokes about some guy named "Elzar." The fans research who this Elzar is, discover traces back to HaloGAF and they register to speak with this mysterious character.
Elzar gains a following, gets hired by Microsoft, later replaces Stinkles as the face of Halo and..
El Czar is born.
Elzar gains a following, gets hired by Microsoft, later replaces Stinkles as the face of Halo and..
El Czar is born.
User 73706
Banned
A sneak peek into the character development process here at HaloGAF:
Done. You're Del Rio's redheaded stepchild Captain Liam.
Development is outsourced to the guys behind Mario Kart, done. You seem like a good choice for Senior Rocket Jump Analyst. You spend your days attempting to rocket jump with each of the 1,246 potential weapon combinations in hopes of clearing an impassible crevasse.
This is the kind of innovation we need, people! You're promoted to Super Senior Master Chief Executive Mega Private.
Talents is hired to perform extensive research on destructible environments. "When you punch a wall, we want it to feel visceral. People act like walls are robots... but they're not robots."
Cyren is tasked with writing a narrative for Spartan Ops: Act Zeroes: [re]VENGEANCERS. It's basically ODST's campaign except the city is full of MLG pros who have barricaded themselves in buildings in order to take potshots at you. You play as Batman.
YOU'RE HIRED TO RULE THE ARITHMEDUNGEON
OOOOOOONE MILLION YEEEAAAAAARS DUNGEON
Done. You're Del Rio's redheaded stepchild Captain Liam.
Development is outsourced to the guys behind Mario Kart, done. You seem like a good choice for Senior Rocket Jump Analyst. You spend your days attempting to rocket jump with each of the 1,246 potential weapon combinations in hopes of clearing an impassible crevasse.
This is the kind of innovation we need, people! You're promoted to Super Senior Master Chief Executive Mega Private.
Talents is hired to perform extensive research on destructible environments. "When you punch a wall, we want it to feel visceral. People act like walls are robots... but they're not robots."
Cyren is tasked with writing a narrative for Spartan Ops: Act Zeroes: [re]VENGEANCERS. It's basically ODST's campaign except the city is full of MLG pros who have barricaded themselves in buildings in order to take potshots at you. You play as Batman.
YOU'RE HIRED TO RULE THE ARITHMEDUNGEON
OOOOOOONE MILLION YEEEAAAAAARS DUNGEON
YourExWife
Member
That ring girl thing was so pointless and poorly done. And the first half of this slayer game, their logo was covering up the score. C'mon gais!!!
EDIT: autocorrect fails, autocorrect fails everywhere.
HollovVpo1nt
Banned
I have to derail the thread for a bit, but I have a question, since this is once of the moest active threads of GAF I might as well ask it here.
It's a question regarding calculus/ differential equations. What does it mean to have a funtion or relation between two absolute signs? Like this: ||g(x)||. I can't find it in my textbook, can't ask anywhere else cause it's almost 11pm.
It's a question regarding calculus/ differential equations. What does it mean to have a funtion or relation between two absolute signs? Like this: ||g(x)||. I can't find it in my textbook, can't ask anywhere else cause it's almost 11pm.
Never forget that easter egg in Halo 3 on the level Halo(?).
Great, MORE eggheads.
Moa
Member
HollovVpo1nt
Banned
I even lift. Make that Egghead-117.
MaximumFlipFlop
Banned
The answer of course is Onions.
YourExWife
Member
xxjuicesxx
Member
I think it should be porn stars controlling mech wolves fighting against other mech wolves
69 vs 69 players in a fully rendered NYC.
69 vs 69 players in a fully rendered NYC.
User 73706
Banned
EagleBurnn
Banned
Arena needs to overhaul their venue, so cheap looking.
YourExWife
Member
the absolute value of the absolute value is the absolute value!
rip in peace squad slayer
Treyarch invited top community members (Nadeshot, TmarTn,JERiiCHO, etc) and CoD pros out to their studio today to test out the maps and make content for their upcoming release on Tuesday. Incredibly business smart.
Nope
Rand0m TAG
Member
Yeah they are too dumb.
EagleBurnn
Banned
Guys tweet #grifball so 343 can add Griball to Halo 4 MM!
Nope
Tha Robbertster
Member
Why am I always the racist!? I have a black friend. I even tolerated and talked to a German guy Thursday at the cinema!. If that's not tolerance, I don't know what is.
SPACECADET
Member
User 73706
Banned
As a Hollister worker I want to go American History X on that fucker's ass for wearing HOLLI STER sweatpants somewhere other than the comfort of his own home. Real talk.
He has decent hips though. Would doggybag, except he probably doesn't shave, the mongrel.
YourExWife
Member
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