What would be everyone's like special move thingy. (That's what the shiny orb thing does?) As you can see I've only played like twice.
Tashi's Final Smash lowers the kill ceiling to three feet above the playing field.
Mix's has everyone choke to death on airline food.
ExWife's compresses the entire playspace into a 240x360 .gif.
Karl ignores all other players, becoming immune to damage.
Funknown and Bigshow (who are a pair, like the Ice Climbers) pull out akimbo Combat Evolved pistols and can only strafe.
Plywood deems the combat UNACCEPTABLE and summons an army of debatably legal-looking girls in yoga pants and instagram filters.
Heckfu & Biggy (another pair) deem the humor tasteless and start an unskippable cutscene where they spend a day out set to Chariots of Fire.
Overdoziz expresses his disinterest in a one-word exclamation before turning into a Monitor and dropping tanks on the battlefield.
Fyrewulff puts you to sleep, steals $200 from your Microsoft account and then drops the Spire on you.
Mine, Omegapost, summons a cascade of meteoric walls of text that rain down from the e-heavens.
Ghaleon gets his Fully Powered Beekeper Suit and immolates the competition with a combination of hoses and pesticides.
Daedalius becomes invincible, complains about how much your Final Smash sucks and then disappears from the match until another one is used.
Zoojoo spawns fezes on everyone's heads, which can't be removed.
Slightly Live yells at you from beyond the fourth wall, criticising your controller choice and that Karen Traviss is the modern-day Ayn Rand.
Kittens insta-kills any fighter within earshot that's a white 18-35 hetereosexual male.
Dax blinds you with Abrams-esque lens flares before giving any Ghaleons on the field invulnerability.
Sai-kun sends your character into an inescapable dance animation before melting your speakers with trap music and spamming tumblr photos of overly-muscled, hairy gentlemen.
Bish (who I guess is an honorary halogaffer thanks to the pre-ghaleon modding) just boots you from the game and IP bans your console.
Nowise flies around in a wheelchair doing double damage, but squanders it by calling your character out for doing shit I'm pretty sure you didn't even do.
Ora crossfits to get quadruple damage and pentuple-wields Halo 3 ARs. Any Wahrers on the battlefield become invulnerable.
Speedy pilots an XBOX HUEG WUN and finishes by spewing a mysterious, milky-white coolant from the console's vents. CBOAT makes a cameo.
juices drowns you in a sea of his rejected 343 job applications.
Finally, Jellycrackers summons a horde of live studio orchestra doppelgangers to disorient enemy players. The Final Smash has a 50% chance of bricking all consoles in the game because Mixcraft has encountered a fatal error and must shut down. Attempting to reload your project factory resets your console.