Thagomizer
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That's a good thing if you think about it. I mean, nobody's complaining about any sandbox decisions or anything.Thagomizer said:Half a page of complaining about map names? Really?
A normal person doesn't have to type their girlfriend's name dozens of times because they don't discuss their girlfriend's name on a message board. Video game levels are not girlfriends, dawg.Cuban Legend said:I understand the whining about this...
A normal person wouldn't not date a nice girl because she had a weird name... :/
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I have pretty much nothing else to complain about!Thagomizer said:Half a page of complaining about map names? Really?
No, we can't. I think it's the best name of the 4. Though Powerhouse and Overlook are pretty good, too. If any name sucks it's Boneyard. Boneyard? Are you kidding me?Dirtbag said:Whatchu got smart guy? Sword base is terrible we can agree on that.
But no, it's the Longsword Base! Don't you see that makes it okay?Lunchbox said:sword base
Shotgun hole
Sniper cave
AR waterspray
Pistol Pot
Hammer Heaven
Pop and lock
Striker said:There's still cool names we've seen in the series but the maps still flatout suck.
See Isolation, Gemini, Epitaph, and Orbital. But then there's names like Elongation, Battle Creek, and Coagulation that shout "WTF mang!" and turn out to be pretty damn good (yes, I liked Elongation. CTF Classic in that map was great).
Shake Appeal said:(To the men who argue this, I submit: "Warthog Garage", not "Turf".)
Blueblur1 said:A normal person doesn't have to type their girlfriend's name dozens of times because they don't discuss their girlfriend's name on a message board. Video game levels are not girlfriends, dawg.
I wonder if they felt calling it LongSword was too similar to LongShore.Shake Appeal said:But no, it's the Longsword Base! Don't you see that makes it okay?
(To the men who argue this, I submit: "Warthog Garage", not "Turf".)
It would be the Sonic thread if we were complaining that the engine is glitchy, the classic gameplay of the originals was nowhere to be found, and armor abilities are so powerful they make campaign way too easy.2 Minutes Turkish said:I'm failing to understand how the names of the maps affects how good/bad they are.
Did this become the new Sonic 4 thread witout me knowing it?
2 Minutes Turkish said:I'm failing to understand how the names of the maps affects how good/bad they are.
Did this become the new Sonic 4 thread witout me knowing it?
YOU KINDA SUCKBlueblur1 said:The map names kinda suck.
How can you not like Boneyard?InvincibleAgent said:No, we can't. I think it's the best name of the 4. Though Powerhouse and Overlook are pretty good, too. If any name sucks it's Boneyard. Boneyard? Are you kidding me?
Shake Appeal said:Further suggestions in this vein:
Hero House
Death Trap
Awesome Place
Bad Guy Lair
Space Station
Super Room
Lunchbox said:LIKE YOUR MOM
^5
While I agree, I'm wondering if they're placeholder names because the actual names would reveal too much about the campaign (or at least more than Bungie wants to reveal) since all maps are taken from single player. Just a thought.Blueblur1 said:The map names kinda suck.
That is why it's terrible. It's something some kid came up with. You just know there will be 5 times as much tea-bagging on that level. And sex jokes. It's fueling stupidity.Dirtbag said:How can you not like Boneyard?
It's a reference to the gutted ships, its catchy, it fits the mood, and it sounds like something your typical MTN DEW fueled virgin 15 year old would love. It's a perfect MP map name.
Doodis said:While I agree, I'm wondering if they're placeholder names because the actual names would reveal too much about the campaign (or at least more than Bungie wants to reveal) since all maps are taken from single player. Just a thought.
Shake Appeal said:I challenge HaloGAF to identify the following ten literally-named Halo series maps:
Sphincter
Well, it's not a big deal. But the names are kind of boring. Especially Sword Base. It sounds like a callout I'll make up in the middle of a match. :lolCuban Legend said:I'm saying, a name is a name. It's not something that should be an end-all regarding the quality of the object in question.
.. Nevermind, I just remembered this is GAF.
:|
It's fueling greatness.InvincibleAgent said:That is why it's terrible. It's something some kid came up with. You just know there will be 5 times as much tea-bagging on that level. And sex jokes. It's fueling stupidity.
HOLY JEBUS, You're Right.Shake Appeal said:I challenge HaloGAF to identify the following ten literally-named Halo series maps:
Diving Board
Beam Rifle Factory
Teleporters
Sphincter
Ship Middle
Two Boxes
Warthog Garage
Space Station
Big Wheel
Floating Ice House
I'll be sure to tea-bag you after I end you with my "Donger" or the SPNKR rocket.InvincibleAgent said:That is why it's terrible. It's something some kid came up with. You just know there will be 5 times as much tea-bagging on that level. And sex jokes. It's fueling stupidity.
Shake Appeal said:I challenge HaloGAF to identify the following ten literally-named Halo series maps:
Diving Board
Beam Rifle Factory
Teleporters
Sphincter
Ship Middle
Two Boxes
Warthog Garage
Space Station
Big Wheel
Floating Ice House
Smart alec!Dani said:Yeah!
Sword Base is really Jorge Gets Stabbed, Repeatedly, With Swords.
Powerhouse is really Carter Takes His Anger Out On Colonists And Drowns Them
Etc
I meant Hang 'Em High, not Relic, but otherwise you are entirely correct!Merguson said:Relic
Colossus
Chiron TL-34
Isolation
Midship
Boarding Action
Turf
Orbital
Last Resort
Lockout
Chill yo.Wizman23 said:You guys always 1 up yourselves with the bitching. Map Names now? If the CE edition of Reach came with a blowjob machine I'm sure you guys would find a way to bitch about that too.
That's the real name of a real place.2 Minutes Turkish said:"Battle Creek" :lol :lol :lol :lol
Shit name..
Wizman23 said:You guys always 1 up yourselves with the bitching. Map Names now? If the CE edition of Reach came with a blowjob machine I'm sure you guys would find a way to bitch about that too.
You don't come here often do you?Wizman23 said:You guys always 1 up yourselves with the bitching. Map Names now? If the CE edition of Reach came with a blowjob machine I'm sure you guys would find a way to bitch about that too.
The spread is simply awful. Find myself having to lead my targets and still not hitting effectively...Wizman23 said:If the CE edition of Reach came with a blowjob machine I'm sure you guys would find a way to bitch about that too.
Wizman23 said:You guys always 1 up yourselves with the bitching. Map Names now? If the CE edition of Reach came with a blowjob machine I'm sure you guys would find a way to bitch about that too.
Bungie: "I'm glad they are finally arguing about something like map names rather than BR vs AR. Guess we are doing something right!"Voltron64 said:Complaining about the map names now?? HaloGaf I am disappoint.