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Halo Reach Reveal Thread - Matchmaking/Multiplayer Details Revealed

Blueblur1

Member
Cuban Legend said:
I understand the whining about this...

A normal person wouldn't not date a nice girl because she had a weird name... :/
A normal person doesn't have to type their girlfriend's name dozens of times because they don't discuss their girlfriend's name on a message board. Video game levels are not girlfriends, dawg.
 

Sanjuro

Member
I remember I used to remember all the names of the Halo 1 maps.

I remember I used to remember most of the names of the Halo 2 maps.

I remember I used to not remember most of the Halo 3 maps.

I remember Halo: ODST?

.....halo toothbrush.....
 
Thagomizer said:
Half a page of complaining about map names? Really?
I have pretty much nothing else to complain about!

Everything else is golden!

(Or a bright, glowing, win-button red, in the case of the "nerfed" Spartan Laser.)
 
Dirtbag said:
Whatchu got smart guy? Sword base is terrible we can agree on that.
No, we can't. I think it's the best name of the 4. Though Powerhouse and Overlook are pretty good, too. If any name sucks it's Boneyard. Boneyard? Are you kidding me?
 

Striker

Member
There's still cool names we've seen in the series but the maps still flatout suck.

See Isolation, Gemini, Epitaph, and Orbital. But then there's names like Elongation, Battle Creek, and Coagulation that shout "WTF mang!" and turn out to be pretty damn good (yes, I liked Elongation. CTF Classic in that map was great).
 
Lunchbox said:
sword base

Shotgun hole
Sniper cave
AR waterspray
Pistol Pot
Hammer Heaven
Pop and lock
But no, it's the Longsword Base! Don't you see that makes it okay?

(To the men who argue this, I submit: "Warthog Garage", not "Turf".)
 
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Halo Reach:Noun Noun
 
Striker said:
There's still cool names we've seen in the series but the maps still flatout suck.

See Isolation, Gemini, Epitaph, and Orbital. But then there's names like Elongation, Battle Creek, and Coagulation that shout "WTF mang!" and turn out to be pretty damn good (yes, I liked Elongation. CTF Classic in that map was great).

Longest was better, so many good memories on that map.
 
Blueblur1 said:
A normal person doesn't have to type their girlfriend's name dozens of times because they don't discuss their girlfriend's name on a message board. Video game levels are not girlfriends, dawg.

I'm saying, a name is a name. It's not something that should be an end-all regarding the quality of the object in question.

.. Nevermind, I just remembered this is GAF.

:|
 

Dirtbag

Member
Shake Appeal said:
But no, it's the Longsword Base! Don't you see that makes it okay?

(To the men who argue this, I submit: "Warthog Garage", not "Turf".)
I wonder if they felt calling it LongSword was too similar to LongShore.
 
2 Minutes Turkish said:
I'm failing to understand how the names of the maps affects how good/bad they are.

Did this become the new Sonic 4 thread witout me knowing it?
It would be the Sonic thread if we were complaining that the engine is glitchy, the classic gameplay of the originals was nowhere to be found, and armor abilities are so powerful they make campaign way too easy.
 

Dirtbag

Member
InvincibleAgent said:
No, we can't. I think it's the best name of the 4. Though Powerhouse and Overlook are pretty good, too. If any name sucks it's Boneyard. Boneyard? Are you kidding me?
How can you not like Boneyard?
It's a reference to the gutted ships, its catchy, it fits the mood, and it sounds like something your typical MTN DEW fueled virgin 15 year old would love. It's a perfect MP map name.
 
The quality of ther map makes or breaks the name, not the other way around.

"Battle Creek" :lol :lol :lol :lol

Shit name, but fucking AWESOME map, so no one notices how dumb the name is.
 

Doodis

Member
Blueblur1 said:
The map names kinda suck.
While I agree, I'm wondering if they're placeholder names because the actual names would reveal too much about the campaign (or at least more than Bungie wants to reveal) since all maps are taken from single player. Just a thought.
 
I challenge HaloGAF to identify the following ten literally-named Halo series maps:

Diving Board
Beam Rifle Factory
Teleporters
Sphincter
Ship Middle
Two Boxes
Warthog Garage
Space Station
Big Wheel
Floating Ice House
 
Dirtbag said:
How can you not like Boneyard?
It's a reference to the gutted ships, its catchy, it fits the mood, and it sounds like something your typical MTN DEW fueled virgin 15 year old would love. It's a perfect MP map name.
That is why it's terrible. It's something some kid came up with. You just know there will be 5 times as much tea-bagging on that level. And sex jokes. It's fueling stupidity.
 

Slightly Live

Dirty tag dodger
Doodis said:
While I agree, I'm wondering if they're placeholder names because the actual names would reveal too much about the campaign (or at least more than Bungie wants to reveal) since all maps are taken from single player. Just a thought.

Yeah!

Sword Base is really Jorge Gets Stabbed, Repeatedly, With Swords.
Powerhouse is really Carter Takes His Anger Out On Colonists And Drowns Them
Etc

Shake Appeal said:
I challenge HaloGAF to identify the following ten literally-named Halo series maps:

Sphincter

The term Multi-Sphincter is more suitable.
 

Blueblur1

Member
Cuban Legend said:
I'm saying, a name is a name. It's not something that should be an end-all regarding the quality of the object in question.

.. Nevermind, I just remembered this is GAF.

:|
Well, it's not a big deal. But the names are kind of boring. Especially Sword Base. It sounds like a callout I'll make up in the middle of a match. :lol
 
InvincibleAgent said:
That is why it's terrible. It's something some kid came up with. You just know there will be 5 times as much tea-bagging on that level. And sex jokes. It's fueling stupidity.
It's fueling greatness.
 
Shake Appeal said:
I challenge HaloGAF to identify the following ten literally-named Halo series maps:

Diving Board
Beam Rifle Factory
Teleporters
Sphincter
Ship Middle
Two Boxes
Warthog Garage
Space Station
Big Wheel
Floating Ice House
HOLY JEBUS, You're Right.

/Converts to Swordbase Pitchfork Army
 

Dirtbag

Member
InvincibleAgent said:
That is why it's terrible. It's something some kid came up with. You just know there will be 5 times as much tea-bagging on that level. And sex jokes. It's fueling stupidity.
I'll be sure to tea-bag you after I end you with my "Donger" or the SPNKR rocket.
 

Merguson

Banned
Shake Appeal said:
I challenge HaloGAF to identify the following ten literally-named Halo series maps:

Diving Board
Beam Rifle Factory
Teleporters
Sphincter
Ship Middle
Two Boxes
Warthog Garage
Space Station
Big Wheel
Floating Ice House

Relic
Colossus
Chiron TL-34
Isolation
Midship
Boarding Action
Turf
Orbital
Last Resort
Lockout
 

Not a Jellyfish

but I am a sheep
People complaining about these map names is just proof that no matter what Halo fans will complain about anything and everything. :lol

A good map is a good map and the name doesn't change that. Hell I love The Pit from Halo 3 but what kinda name is that? Does the map resemble a pit at all?

I do admit that Blood Gultch is just a pretty badass name and adds to the map a little.
 

Tashi

343i Lead Esports Producer
We just got info on new maps today and we're already complaining about something like the names? :lol

I'm uber pumped for this beta, holy shit.

Also for custom games in the final release I'm hoping the armor abilities are customizable. I was thinking today how awesome it would be to have unlimited jet pack boost, that would make for some awesome custom game fun.
 
Merguson said:
Relic
Colossus
Chiron TL-34
Isolation
Midship
Boarding Action
Turf
Orbital
Last Resort
Lockout
I meant Hang 'Em High, not Relic, but otherwise you are entirely correct!

Although "Two Boxes" could actually apply to several maps in the Halo universe, including both Battle and Beaver Creek.
 

Wizman23

Banned
You guys always 1 up yourselves with the bitching. Map Names now? If the CE edition of Reach came with a blowjob machine I'm sure you guys would find a way to bitch about that too.
 
Wizman23 said:
You guys always 1 up yourselves with the bitching. Map Names now? If the CE edition of Reach came with a blowjob machine I'm sure you guys would find a way to bitch about that too.

To be fair bungie, would probably put teeth in it to kept it balanced.
 

GhaleonEB

Member
I really don't care what a map is called. I think at least half of Halo 3's and large chunks o the other games have poor map names, but you get used to it almost instantly. There's been more conversation about the names than the maps themselves, FFS.

####

I was looking at Overlook, and the layout looks interesting. It seems to be broken into three main segments, with rows of firing lines along each.

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Looks like the kind of map where an advancing team would be taking sections of the map in sequence as they approach the main compound. Given that Generator Defense is on it, that kind of play makes sense: the attacking team needs to work through layers of defenses to get to the final set of generators. Each section probably has a unique name for easy call outs.

Halo 3 didn't really have this kind of a map; stuff like High Ground was all about sneaking through different entry points, not using the expanse of cover to move through the map in stages. I'm digging the concept.
 
Wizman23 said:
You guys always 1 up yourselves with the bitching. Map Names now? If the CE edition of Reach came with a blowjob machine I'm sure you guys would find a way to bitch about that too.
You don't come here often do you?
 
Wizman23 said:
If the CE edition of Reach came with a blowjob machine I'm sure you guys would find a way to bitch about that too.
The spread is simply awful. Find myself having to lead my targets and still not hitting effectively...
 
Wizman23 said:
You guys always 1 up yourselves with the bitching. Map Names now? If the CE edition of Reach came with a blowjob machine I'm sure you guys would find a way to bitch about that too.

Imbalanced piece of shit wont cradle my balls?

smh
 
I honestly don't mind Boneyard, I just think it's ridiculous that people are complaining about Sword Base when they could be complaining about Boneyard :lol
 

Trasher

Member
Voltron64 said:
Complaining about the map names now?? HaloGaf I am disappoint.
Bungie: "I'm glad they are finally arguing about something like map names rather than BR vs AR. Guess we are doing something right!"
 
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