Only time I've heard straight up yelling is in a cheesy porn where the chick was clearly faking it.
It's not normal nor necessary.
Just do what I do when my fiancee gets a little loud at night and I don't want to disturb the neighbors: put your hand over her mouth.
I got together with my second girlfriend on picture day at school. Afterwards she started holding hands with me which felt really uncomfortable. We broke up 2-3 days later and I havn't been in a relationship since. So to say my tolerance for sexual intimacy is low is an understatement. Sex is weird.
I have a feeling they're just stories though.
I almost said no when my gf wanted to take a shit on my chest.
I almost said no when my gf wanted to take a shit on my chest.
You're a virgin, aren't you?
I almost said no when my gf wanted to take a shit on my chest.
I kicked her away and fell to the floor. She laughed. I think she may be a bit of a psycho, but then again, every woman (I've dated) is in some sort of way.after she bit your dick did you punch her? im sorry but that would be a natural reaction from me if my dick got bit, ouch.
I almost said no when my gf wanted to take a shit on my chest.
I almost said no when my gf wanted to take a shit on my chest.
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Context: Character reacting to hand holding in the story she's reading.
I dated a girl once who was a squirter. Not a big deal, I've seen female ejaculation before.
But this girl was another level. She warned me before we slept together, and the first time she came to my house to have sex she brought a duffelbag. In the bag she had a rubber drop sheet and several towels. She set the drop sheet on my bed and placed the towels in strategic locations.
We started at it, and I put my fingers inside her. Within twenty seconds she started spraying everywhere. It was nuts. When we actually started coitus (can't believe I used that word) we were doing it doggy style. She kept squirting and squirting. When I came I pulled out to remove the condom and she then shot out SEVEN hard blasts in a row. It was ridiculous. I wasn't even touching her!
My room was soaked. It didn't really gross me out, she was fun. She was easily the most orgasmic person I've ever met. She could have orgasms from smelling fruit- that's not a lie.
We continued the fling for a couple of months, and after awhile I was kinda over the squirting. It was fine most of the time, but having to apply protective gear to the room every time you have sex got to be a bit much.
Seriously, I've never seen anything like this woman. I've watched 'squirting' videos of female ejaculators online, and they have nothing on what I've seen. I would bet money that she's the most prodigious female ejaculator in history.
I almost said no when my gf wanted to take a shit on my chest.
I almost said no when my gf wanted to take a shit on my chest.
But...that's...normal dude.
everyone jobs to Hogan.
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Hey now - I wouldn't say I'm necessarily "asexual..."
I just have a very, very low sex drive >.>
Because people don't have sex in less-developed areas?
oh, I see... may I ask why it takes you that long?, is "your fault" or hers?
5 minutes is certainly pathetic, but 1 hour is WAY too much, IMO. 20-40 minutes seems like a healthy length.
EDIT: by "fault" I mean, who takes longer to climax?
Of course not. They're too busy looking for food and water.
One girl I dated started masturbating in the passenger seat as I drove her home. It would have been cool but it was in the middle of the city and not some abandoned roads.
Yeah the yelling/screaming can be a bit much. Nothing hotter though than hearing her moaning and breathing heavily in your ear though.
I live in Peru. Everyone in every country has sex. This could be a problem for everyone.
I dated a girl once who was a squirter.
Lol, quoted for fucking truth.The sleeping with other guys habit was a big turn off.
What is a squirter actually squirting? I always thought it was fake and just pee or pre-loading some liquid up their vag.
How is that much fluid coming out?
I must know.
I dunno really. No preloading, this ain't PSN. One thing I will say, the inside of her vagina felt different than others I've encountered. It felt like there was this constantly churning 'muscle', it was strange.
Did it have an odor?
What is a squirter actually squirting? I always thought it was fake and just pee or pre-loading some liquid up their vag.
How is that much fluid coming out?
I must know.
I must be an anomaly then.I live in Peru. Everyone in every country has sex. This could be a problem for everyone.
I dated a girl once who was a squirter. Not a big deal, I've seen female ejaculation before.
But this girl was another level. She warned me before we slept together, and the first time she came to my house to have sex she brought a duffelbag. In the bag she had a rubber drop sheet and several towels. She set the drop sheet on my bed and placed the towels in strategic locations.
We started at it, and I put my fingers inside her. Within twenty seconds she started spraying everywhere. It was nuts. When we actually started coitus (can't believe I used that word) we were doing it doggy style. She kept squirting and squirting. When I came I pulled out to remove the condom and she then shot out SEVEN hard blasts in a row. It was ridiculous. I wasn't even touching her!
My room was soaked. It didn't really gross me out, she was fun. She was easily the most orgasmic person I've ever met. She could have orgasms from smelling fruit- that's not a lie.
We continued the fling for a couple of months, and after awhile I was kinda over the squirting. It was fine most of the time, but having to apply protective gear to the room every time you have sex got to be a bit much.
Seriously, I've never seen anything like this woman. I've watched 'squirting' videos of female ejaculators online, and they have nothing on what I've seen. I would bet money that she's the most prodigious female ejaculator in history.
An older woman (37) I fucked a few times was really into being fisted and I'd oblige but it got to a point where she wanted me to really wreck her and go as deep as possible past my wrist and I just started to get really turned off and didn't like the thought.
I still see her every know and then to knock on old wood but I avoid the fisting.
I must be an anomaly then.
Well, things end when she's done.
There are plenty of times I don't at all.
I dated a girl once who was a squirter. Not a big deal, I've seen female ejaculation before.
But this girl was another level. She warned me before we slept together, and the first time she came to my house to have sex she brought a duffelbag. In the bag she had a rubber drop sheet and several towels. She set the drop sheet on my bed and placed the towels in strategic locations.
We started at it, and I put my fingers inside her. Within twenty seconds she started spraying everywhere. It was nuts. When we actually started coitus (can't believe I used that word) we were doing it doggy style. She kept squirting and squirting. When I came I pulled out to remove the condom and she then shot out SEVEN hard blasts in a row. It was ridiculous. I wasn't even touching her!
My room was soaked. It didn't really gross me out, she was fun. She was easily the most orgasmic person I've ever met. She could have orgasms from smelling fruit- that's not a lie.
We continued the fling for a couple of months, and after awhile I was kinda over the squirting. It was fine most of the time, but having to apply protective gear to the room every time you have sex got to be a bit much.
Seriously, I've never seen anything like this woman. I've watched 'squirting' videos of female ejaculators online, and they have nothing on what I've seen. I would bet money that she's the most prodigious female ejaculator in history.
Have you guys tried some "aid" with that?... some toys or stuff like that.
It also helps if your girl "help herself" while you are at it... it drastically improves the time, LOL.