"people are just calling them the completely wrong thing because it's easier"?
wut?
yes, you will have to spend $5-9 per device to upgrade to the newest USB standard.
let me repeat that to you.. you will need to spend $5-9 per device. You're not required to replace your device in the vast majority of cases (unusual for going to a new tech). Your devices aren't instantly obsoleted (unsual for going to a new tech). Literally about the least frustrating way to move to a new version of tech possible, and people are still bitching.
I get people will bitch "because apple".. but USB-C is vastly superior to USB-A, and to upgrade to the new connector your total cost is a new cable, with almost every existing device continuing to work fine (wired mouse and keyboards being the main exception)
people complaining about USB sticks
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B017DH3NXI/?tag=neogaf0e-20