Doesn't surprise me at all. Guy Ritchie + King Arthur sounded about as appetizing as onion-flavored ice cream with mayonnaise topping.
But will it take the KING BOMB title of 2017?
I'm looking forward to Valerian and I hope it's great, but I won't be surprised if it does worse.
-crazy, colorful sci-fi films in the recent years either work (Guardians of the Galaxy) or not (Jupiter Ascending). I really don't recall one that found a comfortable middle ground. One of these was part of an ever-growing comic cinematic universe that is on fire; the other starred two charismatic vacuums and was directed by filmmakers that hadn't had an honest critical and commercial hit since 1999. In the end, one turned out great and one turned out dull at best. Their box office results mirrored this.
-Besson's last two successful directed films were carried by legitimate stars (The 5th Element with Bruce Willis in '97, LUCY with Scarjo in 2014). Although he's produced about 754 films since the early 2000s, I think many would agree that his overall film quality has plummeted since the days of LEON and The 5th Element. After watching La Femme Nikita, The Big Blue, LEON, and The 5th Element through the early-mid 90s, I honestly thought Besson would have a beast of a career as a director. I honestly haven't
loved one of his films in two decades. I keep a small sliver of hope, though.
-Valerian has 0 star power... unless I've missed something big in the last year of marketing/promotion. I know some (like BobbyRoberts maybe?) claim that stars don't carry films these days like they used to, but I think they're still pretty damn important for your average moviegoer -
especially for a film that costs $200 million to make.
This movie stars.... The Green Goblin from a Spidey movie that I've yet to see anyone admit they liked and a model/actress that last tore up the screen (over-dubbed 90% of the time) in Suicide Squad. I'm honestly trying to remember either of their names. Besson's name alone also isn't the draw it might have been twenty years ago, despite LUCY's success.
We'll see, but yeah... Arthur still has some potential competition in the way of the BOMB.