If Tim Tebow wins the Super Bowl, mosques will burn and immigrants will be banished
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Bulbo Urethral Baggins
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You've just convinced me that there is no god.
TheLastCandle
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I definitely don't expect any of this to come to pass.
It would be glorious if it did, though. Well, not the Palin part.
Edit: Sigh, and I guess I don't want people killing themselves, either. Even Dilfer.
True, the pats Day is... lacking to say the least. Then again the bears put up 10 points with there pop warner O. If the pats put up at least 21 points they have no chance. Tebow can't throw more then 5 yards without missing his target.
Trent Dilfer even won the SB thanks to the Ravens D (and gave us the worst SB in history) so I wouldn't say it's impossible..
But yeah it won't happen.
ChiTownBuffalo
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I dunno. If Tebow Tebows and then Tebows his teammates on the Tebows, the Pats willed get Tebowed.
Will when you put it that way, we are all fucked.
Alligatorjandro
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That article is nonsense.
ChiTownBuffalo
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That's his mom.
Aren't jewish jokes based on weird nonsensical imagery anyway or was I drunk when someone explained it to me?
ChiTownBuffalo
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I bought a Tebow jersey just in case. But if this means hanging out with Kirk Cameron, I'm out.
Alligatorjandro
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Its unreal seeing someone I watched go from high school to college to the pro's get this much attention.
I think he's the Denver QB coach...
But if you're hanging out with Kirk Cameron that could mean hanging out with Alan Thicke.
ChiTownBuffalo
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Dude, if that's the path to hanging out with Robin Thicke and seeing his wife. I'm all in.
You're not committed enough:
Boy... oh boy.
I suppose there are some crazy people in Colorado.
ChiTownBuffalo
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computers putin'
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I'm not worried.Tom Brady the true savior will cut him down next week. Now is the time for all non believers to repent, before it's too late.
ChiTownBuffalo
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GraveRobberX
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Well I believe in my Lord & Savior, Tebow, take us to the promise land
You Heathens, Shall See!
Also new look for 2012, get ready boys & girls:
You Heathens, Shall See!
Also new look for 2012, get ready boys & girls:
Wrong. Tom Brady is the anti-Christ, and I mean that both literally and figuratively.
eznark said:
Ice Burn.
Parallax
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By god. That's his girl? And he's a virgin? The man has the resolve of a saint. He shall henceforth be known as st. Tebow.
He might already be based god.
if you believe he's a virgin i have a bridge to sell you
ChiTownBuffalo
Either I made up lies about the Boston Bomber or I fell for someone else's crap. Either way, I have absolutely no credibility and you should never pay any attention to anything I say, no matter what the context. Perm me if I claim to be an insider
If there was anyone who I would beleive was a virgin, it's that guy. I mean, if he survived Florida, he can survive Denver.
While a long shot, I wouldn't be shocked. Have you ever heard the guy? He is the most sickly earnest and sincere piece of shit to ever play pro sports.
Azwethinkweiz
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I highly doubt he survived Florida.
i don't believe he survived florida
which means he probably thrusts with his fake championship belt and asks his girl to call him Aaron Rodgers
Parallax
best seen in the classic "Shadow of the Beast"
Being earnest and sincere are bad qualities now?
ChiTownBuffalo
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bengraven
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I live in Gainesville.
They fucking worship him here. My sister-in-law and her daughter have a literal shrine in their boudoir, decked out with jerseys, posters, and the countless signed pictures and hats he did for them everywhere (seemingly against the rules, but he broke them because this little blonde girl with huge dimples asked nicely).
They fucking worship him here. My sister-in-law and her daughter have a literal shrine in their boudoir, decked out with jerseys, posters, and the countless signed pictures and hats he did for them everywhere (seemingly against the rules, but he broke them because this little blonde girl with huge dimples asked nicely).
Parallax
best seen in the classic "Shadow of the Beast"
shit, he already has sainthood....
by having sex with him, he made them virgins
Welcome to earf
I think one of the reasons why Tebow has been winning in the NFL and college football is his belief in God. You might not agree with his beliefs (I don't), but you have to realize that they do help him in his career.
Believing in a set of rules and following them often strengthens people, provides them with a clear mindset and the focus on the task at hand. Tebow believes that Jesus is his savior and that belief gives him strength to go on and accomplish many things in life. Religion can inspire individuals (in good and bad ways) and that shouldn't shock anyone. It doesn't mean that God willed that fieldgoal or forced a fumble. But when you keep working hard, things sometimes manage to go your way. This line of reasoning isn't only limited to Religion, and can be applied to many other doctrines or systems.
Hitler is an example of a guy who had a clear mind set and knew what he wanted to do based on his beliefs and that helped him. (in horrible horrible ways) I am not saying that Tebow is Hitler... but I am showing two examples at the different ends of the spectrum.
Believing in a set of rules and following them often strengthens people, provides them with a clear mindset and the focus on the task at hand. Tebow believes that Jesus is his savior and that belief gives him strength to go on and accomplish many things in life. Religion can inspire individuals (in good and bad ways) and that shouldn't shock anyone. It doesn't mean that God willed that fieldgoal or forced a fumble. But when you keep working hard, things sometimes manage to go your way. This line of reasoning isn't only limited to Religion, and can be applied to many other doctrines or systems.
Hitler is an example of a guy who had a clear mind set and knew what he wanted to do based on his beliefs and that helped him. (in horrible horrible ways) I am not saying that Tebow is Hitler... but I am showing two examples at the different ends of the spectrum.
I guess American sports media is so tired of the top story every week being that the Packers are still undefeated that they're clamoring for fucking anything else vaguely interesting to report on. Listening to all this hyperbolic Tebow stuff you'd think a football team has never in the history of the sport come back from a loss because of good players before.
This whole week it's like they've just up and decided to pretend the Packers just don't exist anymore. It's pretty funny.Then again I suppose between the Packers destroying Oakland and The Broncos pulling off a "miraculous" victory in overtime, the more interesting story is obvious.
This whole week it's like they've just up and decided to pretend the Packers just don't exist anymore. It's pretty funny.Then again I suppose between the Packers destroying Oakland and The Broncos pulling off a "miraculous" victory in overtime, the more interesting story is obvious.
ChiTownBuffalo
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I don't think he's a nutbag. He's just religious.
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