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I'm going on a date later and bricking it. Can I get some encouragement?
- Thread starter ROMhack
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Stiflers Mom
Banned
Aren't you the one supposed to "bring the sausage rolls"?I finally worked up the courage to ask the girl I like on a picnic. Bought a blanket and just went to get some snacks from the shop. She's bringing some sausage rolls or something.
Overall, I'm absolutely bricking it. Been about a year since I last went on a date and I'm all tense and nervous...
Not to be needy but can I get some virtual encouragement? Would help me a lot
ROMhack
Member
It'll be rolled up for sure.
Stiflers Mom
Banned
Just stay cool and relax... : D
Haha.
(that's the hardest part)
Haha.
(that's the hardest part)
sonomamashine
Member
Just don't do weird shit.
Not gonna lie, he got me confused.
Stiflers Mom
Banned
Give her some money and ask her to dance.
mcjmetroid
Member
Don't tell her you visit gaming forums under the name romhack.
Too many questions.
Seriously though you'll be fine. Best of luck just keep the conversation flowing and ask her lots of questions about herself.
Too many questions.
Seriously though you'll be fine. Best of luck
just keep the conversation flowing and ask her lots of questions about herself.
Stiflers Mom
Banned
triplestation
Member
this is why they invented cocaine
sonomamashine
Member
M1chl
Currently Gif and Meme Champion
So LGBT meeting?
FreedomOfSpeech
Banned
Don't put the pussy on a pedestal?
sonomamashine
Member
nush
Gold Member
But multiplayer will be a great way to break the ice!
cormack12
Gold Member
First of all forget about yourself. This her chance to show she fits you. However hot she is, tight body etc. doesn't matter at this point except for hooking up.
You both like the way you look otherwise you wouldn't be on a first date. So its just about can you get on as mates. Set little micro goals like can you make her laugh, can she make you laugh. Can you take the piss outta each other?
Dont spend the entire date thinking about does she like you or obsessing how you look in your head. Just makes you distant. Dunno how well you know this girl, but the less you say about yourself the more chance of seeing her again. Don't over elaborate answers. Just keep it general.
You both like the way you look otherwise you wouldn't be on a first date. So its just about can you get on as mates. Set little micro goals like can you make her laugh, can she make you laugh. Can you take the piss outta each other?
Dont spend the entire date thinking about does she like you or obsessing how you look in your head. Just makes you distant. Dunno how well you know this girl, but the less you say about yourself the more chance of seeing her again. Don't over elaborate answers. Just keep it general.
FreedomOfSpeech
Banned
Like they say: no matter how beautiful, she carries at least 2 pounds of shit inside her.
nkarafo
Member
Yep. Don't go with your gun loaded.
sonomamashine
Member
The moment he sees her
Forgot everything you just said.
My Man !
EverydayBeast
ChatGPT 0.1
It's just lunch
nush
Gold Member
Helpful lads, cheers
We want a full post-date report, and don't you ghost on us.
Godzilla Emu
Banned
You're the prize, not the girl. Remember that. She's lucky you even asked. Own it.I finally worked up the courage to ask the girl I like on a picnic. Bought a blanket and just went to get some snacks from the shop. She's bringing some sausage rolls or something.
Overall, I'm absolutely bricking it. Been about a year since I last went on a date and I'm all tense and nervous...
Not to be needy but can I get some virtual encouragement? Would help me a lot
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GeorgPrime
Banned
Dont listen to his guy. He doesnt know....
.... you have to push the money into her cleavage, give her your best look and then tell her "Dance for me baby" in your cool voice.
Just pretend its hair gel and you brought some for her so she could even look better than she already does.
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Foamy
Unconfirmed Member
Casually ask her if she's ever helped dump a body or worked a glory hole.
GeorgPrime
Banned
Do some funny dirty hints... if she laughs about it marry her. If not, run.
quickwhips
Member
Look in a mirror. Say the following.
You are a loser.
Nobody likes you.
Take a deep breath and smile you son of a bitch.
You got this be yourself or in 6 months she will find out anyways and dump you.
You are a loser.
Nobody likes you.
Take a deep breath and smile you son of a bitch.
You got this be yourself or in 6 months she will find out anyways and dump you.
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Foamy
Unconfirmed Member
Tell her about your desire to have a large family and refer to her as "the vessel".
REE Machine
Banned
Wtf does bricking mean?
nush
Gold Member
That's dogs. Dogs....
nush
Gold Member
Ye olde english for "Shitting it".
M1chl
Currently Gif and Meme Champion
Also listen do this man, epscially if you talked
Musky_Cheese
Banned
Dating is like car shopping. You never fall in love with a car. The salesman will realize you did and play hard ball. Learn the power of the walk away.
Be yourself... unless you are an asshole of course.
Be yourself... unless you are an asshole of course.
Stouffers
Banned
nush
Gold Member
I don't think we should judge your insight on women that's based on the only one that let you fire your beans up her.
Stouffers
Banned
Three beans.. and they were magic!!
Aggressive Carrot
Member
I learned everything I know from the Prince of Persuasia.
Trap your princess: Physically corner her in a room, and eventually, in your life.
Insult your princess:
Insult her face, her body, her brain, her car. The lower her self-esteem, the higher your chances.
Brag! Not lying, but close. Make up a story about how you single-handedly murdered a wild animal. Your story is gonna release a hormone deep inside her body called "insatia." It makes women ovulate... for sex!
In addition to these three steps, the Prince of Persuasia provides tips to help seduce your princess:
Dress like her dad, it releases a hormone called Moanatonin.
When you get into an elevator with a woman, press a higher number than her and then make a big deal about it.
Push her in a lake.
Be one of the tallest guys in the bar and brag about how long your butt crack is.
Sing a song that you supposedly heard on the radio and then make fun of her for not knowing it.
Use the word idiot.
NEVER make her pancakes, force her to make YOU pancakes, in the middle of the night.
One of these has to work.
Trap your princess: Physically corner her in a room, and eventually, in your life.
Insult your princess:
Insult her face, her body, her brain, her car. The lower her self-esteem, the higher your chances.
Brag! Not lying, but close. Make up a story about how you single-handedly murdered a wild animal. Your story is gonna release a hormone deep inside her body called "insatia." It makes women ovulate... for sex!
In addition to these three steps, the Prince of Persuasia provides tips to help seduce your princess:
Dress like her dad, it releases a hormone called Moanatonin.
When you get into an elevator with a woman, press a higher number than her and then make a big deal about it.
Push her in a lake.
Be one of the tallest guys in the bar and brag about how long your butt crack is.
Sing a song that you supposedly heard on the radio and then make fun of her for not knowing it.
Use the word idiot.
NEVER make her pancakes, force her to make YOU pancakes, in the middle of the night.
One of these has to work.
Honey Bunny
Member
Please give us an update when the deed is done