Support NeoGAF

[Roufianos]

Have a tad of alcohol to loosen up.

 

[Frito_Pendejo]

Take a shot of something before you go out to loosen up a bit.

 

[sonomamashine]

Have a tad of alcohol to loosen up.

Take a shot of something before you go out to loosen up a bit.

Setting him up to failure, she will notice the smell & conclude that he lacks personality.
I rather see him do weird shit and tell her she reminds him of his mom or ex gf

 

[Roufianos]

Setting him up to failure, she will notice the smell & conclude that he lacks personality.
I rather see him do weird shit and tell her she reminds him of his mom or ex gf

Well, it worked for me the first couple of times I met girls off tinder.

I don't mean get pissed and turn up reeking and unable to speak. Literally just a shot to calm the nerves.

 

[Godzilla Emu]

Setting him up to failure, she will notice the smell & conclude that he lacks personality.
I rather see him do weird shit and tell her she reminds him of his mom or ex gf

Nah.

 

[highrider]

I finally worked up the courage to ask the girl I like on a picnic. Bought a blanket and just went to get some snacks from the shop. She's bringing some sausage rolls or something.

Overall, I'm absolutely bricking it. Been about a year since I last went on a date and I'm all tense and nervous...

Not to be needy but can I get some virtual encouragement? Would help me a lot

Don’t overthink it bro

 

[Tesseract]

relax and have a good time, make her laugh and feel wanted

 

[Rentahamster]

"bricking it"? What is she, a motherboard? lol


(good luck dude)

 

[M1chl]

Don't try to hack her ROM and besides, why don't you respond to anything in here, that's not how you make a thread.

 

[ROMhack]

Don't try to hack her ROM and besides, why don't you respond to anything in here, that's not how you make a thread.

Nah, I did reply once saying thanks.

Agreed though. I need to go back to Thread School. For Thread Studies 101.

Still on the date btw.

 

[Elektro Demon]

Have a wank before you go and drink something before the date. Not too much maybe just 2 beers to relax.

 

[REE Machine]

Ye olde english for "Shitting it".

Ah

 

[Gamerguy84]

Snort some xanax before you go.

 

[Rentahamster]

Nah, I did reply once saying thanks.

Agreed though. I need to go back to Thread School. For Thread Studies 101.

Still on the date btw.

Make sure you turn her on before flashing her BIOS.

 

[haxan7]

Find a way to work the phrase “masturbation station” into the conversation.

trust me

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

MGTOW

 

[and 3 others]

Find a way to work the phrase “masturbation station” into the conversation.

trust me

Is that liken to 'Conjunction Junction'?

 

[haxan7]

Is that liken to 'Conjunction Junction'?

Yep except with more lube

 

[TaySan]

Just be you, OP and im sure you will do okay. If it works out great if it doesn't move on to the next one.

 

[Gamerguy84]

If she brings up the term "pegging" GTFO quick.

 

[and 3 others]

Yep except with more lube

Jesus, "more" lube implies CJ has 'some' lube. That's a children's song for gods sake. You're sick. I like you!

 

[nush]

Is OP still on the date? Balls deep? Dipped out of his own topic?

 

[G-Bus]

The hell does bricking it mean? Honestly thought that meant standing her up or something.

Been in a relationship for almost 10 years now. Really miss first dates. All that nervous excitement.

Just enjoy yourself OP. If your nervous just tell her your nervous. That usually makes you way less nervous.

 

[Flying Toaster]

Is the date still going?

We need a well written play by play.

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

MGTOW

Doompill

 

[Jtibh]

Just always remember.

Men age like wine.
Women age like a fly.

You are more valuable long therm than they ever be.
Once they hit 30 the clock is ticking and they settle for whoever takes them.

So just enjoy the young body and just dont give a shit about the rest.

 

[GAMETA]

I never had first dates other than in bars... it's so much easier when you can drink.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Just always remember.

Men age like wine.
Women age like a fly.

You are more valuable long therm than they ever be.
Once they hit 30 the clock is ticking and they settle for whoever takes them.

So just enjoy the young body and just dont give a shit about the rest.

 

[DESTROYA]

Hey OP if she brings her husband , run like a motha!

 

[quickwhips]

If she brings up the term "pegging" GTFO quick.

Send her to brap

 

[Halo is Back]

Wtf does "bricking it" mean?

 

[Rentahamster]

For the love of God do NOT turn her off while uploading your BIOS!

 

[quickwhips]

Don’t be TrainedRage tell us how it went.

 

[nush]

Wtf does "bricking it" mean?

It's British slang for being nervous.

"This big guy wanted to fight me, I was shitting bricks"

morphed into the more everyday more polite "Bricking it"

 

[Rentahamster]

It's British slang for being nervous.

"This big guy wanted to fight me, I was shitting bricks"

morphed into the more everyday more polite "Bricking it"

Blimey! That's so gormless.

 

[Relativ9]

Well tip number would be to not update the GAF thread you wrote asking for support while still on the date with her; phones away!

 

[GymWolf]

Remember that dick size doesn't matter...if you are a billionaire.

Are you less nervous now?!

 

[West Texas CEO]

Is this chick Russian? I want OP to get anal.

 

[nush]

ROMhack has bailed on us.

 

[Spukc]

Take a brick in her toilet don't flush

 

[Spukc]

The hell does bricking it mean? Honestly thought that meant standing her up or something.

Been in a relationship for almost 10 years now. Really miss first dates. All that nervous excitement.

Just enjoy yourself OP. If your nervous just tell her your nervous. That usually makes you way less nervous.

Bricking it means laying a big fat brick in her toilet on the first date

 

[Cato]

OP has bailed on us. It the god damn TrainedRage situation all over again.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Bricking it means laying a big fat brick in her toilet on the first date

That's what true gentlemen do.

 

[Orpheum]

Throw pickles on her while laughing with enthusiasm

 

[ROMhack]

ROMhack has bailed on us.

Ah shit, not sure what to add. It was nice but not much happened.

Happy though as I was in much better form than I expected. Some you lose, I guess.

 

[LokusAbriss]

Bricking it means laying a big fat brick in her toilet on the first date

As with a house, a good and lasting relationship needs a solid foundation.

 

[Yoboman]

Show her this thread to prove you have friends and are knowledgable about women now

 

[nush]

Ah shit, not sure what to add. It was nice but not much happened.

Happy though as I was in much better form than I expected. Some you lose, I guess.

You didn't lose, you didn't fuck it up and you gained dating XP. That's a win, now onto the next.

 

[ROMhack]

You didn't lose, you didn't fuck it up and you gained dating XP. That's a win, now onto the next.

Thanks man. That's exactly how I feel.

 

[Saber]

Just be cool and relax. You can do it.

Also be funny and be sure to give a lot of laughts. Making jokes and funny moments are the best part of it(or at least it will make it memorable).