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[Cunth]

The application has a 'diversity' section where I can choose my gender and skin colour and shit. I'm unqualified for the job and have no experience in the field but lets see if I can get in as a diversity hire.

 

[LoV]

I'd hire you. Fuck those racists. I mean bigots. Wait, I mean white supremacists.

Fuck the police

 

[Tesseract]

all in the game ~ cunth

 

[triplestation]

monday and tuesday im chinese and on weekends im black so these forms are kind of stupid and limited

 

[Gamerguy84]

It depends if they are ready diversified. Some companies will be scared to hire you as they know they will never be allowed to fire you.

 

[Foamy]

And if you land the job you might get your own bathroom.

 

[Cunth]

It depends if they are ready diversified. Some companies will be scared to hire you as they know they will never be allowed to fire you.

Sneaky bastards...

 

[teezzy]

"Excuse me, my eyes are up here"

 

[Rentahamster]

it doesn't matter. Hungry Jack's will hire any old random asshole.

 

[farmerboy]

"Excuse me, my eyes are up here"

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

I identify as stardust. We are one and all are inside one another.

 

[Foamy]

I identify as stardust. We are one and all are inside one another.

 

[Reptars Revenge]

Lol make sure to spruce up them social media accounts with some non binary action if they take a look. Maybe send your porn history as back up

 

[Stiflers Mom]

Getting strangely aroused seeing this.

 

[brap]

Getting strangely aroused seeing this.

Ok blasphoomer

 

[DogofWar]

And this is why satire is impossible nowadays.

"So, why should you work here? What are your qualifications?"

"I am a non-binary trans-african who have been diagnosed with autism and bipolarity"

"Perfect! You start on Monday!"

 

[farmerboy]

Getting strangely aroused seeing this.

Schooled by nuns were we?

 

[GymWolf]

I mean, if you purposely don't wanna find a job this is the right way.

 

[Liberty4all]

OP: FUCK THEM. Play the game. Just be aware we are rapidly moving to a future where you could be fired For cheating the system. A system that’s bullshit.

 

[The Pleasure]

Did you just call me a Romo?

 

[Ailynn]

Good luck with the interview...

 

[DonF]

Good luck.

You can always un-binary yourself.

 

[Birdo]

Duke Nukem went down a strange path.

 

[TTOOLL]

Clowngrats on your new job.

 

[Kamina]

Cunth , is this possibly a job at Ubisoft?

 

[llien]

I think, if Elizabeth Warren works as PoC, so could you.

 

[joe_zazen]

If you are going to lie, also mention you are deaf in one ear for disability box too.

 

[Super Mario]

Oh, we need one of those. Hired.

 

[nikolino840]

Have you wondered why you have to put the photo in the application in some places?

 

[highrider]

Just put Cunth, they’ll understand

 

[Elektro Demon]

Screw having competence for the job. And if they don't hire you, you can scream that they're racists and they'll have to hire you. It's perfect man.

 

[Deleted member 17706]

Good luck with the interview...

It's Tumblr incarnate!

 

[slugbahr]

And this is why satire is impossible nowadays.

"So, why should you work here? What are your qualifications?"

"I am a non-binary trans-african who have self-diagnosed with autism and bipolarity"

"Perfect! You start on Monday!"

Fixed.

 

[oagboghi2]

Good luck with the interview...

Vegan?

Since when?

 

[Kamina]

Screw having competence for the job. And if they don't hire you, you can scream that they're racists and they'll have to hire you. It's perfect man.

Stop giving him advice. The last thing we need is a company with Cunth as CEO.
We have enough other companies run by cunts, like Activision.

 

[Kadayi]

I look forward to your tales on insisting to HR that that you're allowed to use the ladies toilets and then deliberately dropping a deuce and not flushing during lunch hour.

 

[SF Kosmo]

The application has a 'diversity' section where I can choose my gender and skin colour and shit. I'm unqualified for the job and have no experience in the field but lets see if I can get in as a diversity hire.

At most it will help you get an interview, not a hire. This is a problem for a lot of minorities with EOE laws, they end up getting a million interviews but it won't stop them from making a prejudiced hiring decision.

 

[Kadayi]

At most it will help you get an interview, not a hire. This is a problem for a lot of minorities with EOE laws, they end up getting a million interviews but it won't stop them from making a prejudiced hiring decision.

You're new here. This is a Cunth thread. They're strictly for lulz. I wouldn't take them too seriously. He just likes to come up with intriguing case scenarios.

 

[Tesseract]

You're new here. This is a Cunth thread. They're strictly for lulz. I wouldn't take them too seriously. He just likes to come up with intriguing case scenarios.

 

[#Phonepunk#]

congratulations on your new job and also on your unexpected promotion to Vice President!

also i can't wait for your Netflix docudrama.

 

[Kamina]

I think Cunths user title should be changed to non-binary.

Cunth : you should also mention your preferred pronouns at the interview when you are talking about salary.

 

[Lionel Richie]

Just make sure you know what it means in case they ask and it's a perfect plan.

 

[Kamina]

Just make sure you know what it means in case they ask and it's a perfect plan.

Nah he can always avoid the question by mentioning twitter. The Interviewer will start sweating.

 

[FreedomOfSpeech]

That job?

HR department.

 

[DESTROYA]

McDonalds asks these kind of questions now ?

 

[poppabk]

So the same as on your birth certificate. Don't see why you have to make a big deal about it.

 

[Cunth]

So the same as on your birth certificate. Don't see why you have to make a big deal about it.

my birth certificate says double male

 

[poppabk]

my birth certificate says double male

"XYY syndrome is associated with an increased risk of learning disabilities and delayed development of speech and language skills."
Checks out.

 

[slugbahr]

Stop giving him advice. The last thing we need is a company with Cunth as CEO.
We have enough other companies run by cunts, like Activision.

What utter bullshit.
We need Cunth as CEO of all the companies!

 

[slugbahr]

Just make sure you know what it means in case they ask and it's a perfect plan.

Just accuse them of being Nazis for not taking Cunth's word for it.
Problem solved. Get the job AND a higher salary for good measure.