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In these trying times, let us turn to the wisdom of US Presidential Anagrams.

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Oppo

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An almost-lost art of interpretive wisdom, these anagrams can offer insight into how a president might conduct themselves in their term of office. Sometimes cryptic, sometimes literal, always insightful.

Join me, won't you? I have gathered a selection for you here, feel free to add more of course.

And now, we reflect. I recommend a cocktail or libation of your choice as we ponder the mysteries of pattern recognition.

Presidential Anagrams

George Washington =
see a thing go wrong

James Madison =
join a mad mess

Andrew Jackson =
owned snack jar

Abraham Lincoln =
Chairman on ball

Ulysses S. Grant =
try sunglasses

James A. Garfield =
A federalism jag

Benjamin Harrison =
rob ninjas in harem

Theodore Roosevelt =
older heroes to vote

William Howard Taft =
withdraw mafia toll

Franklin D. Roosevelt =
end rants of overkill

Gerald Ford =
FDR era gold

Jimmy Carter =
my metric jar

Ronald Wilson Reagan =
insane anglo warlord

George Herbert Walker Bush =
huge berserk rebel warthog

William Jefferson Clinton =
Jilts nice women. In for fall.

Barack Hussein Obama (bonus round) =
A man broke his abacus.
Ah, USA! some brain back.
Bush, I can break Osama.

Donald Trump =
Lord Damp Nut

(super lightning round) if you go with the whole of:
Donald John Trump President of the United States of America

you can end up with:
opinionated maladjusted off-centre ape-shit thunderstorm

(post-credits extra special round)
Joe Biden =
I need job
 

NandoGip

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Barack Hussein Obama (bonus round) =
Bush, I can break Osama.

Donald Trump =
Lord Damp Nut

(super lightning round) if you go with the whole of:
Donald John Trump President of the United States of America

you can end up with:
opinionated maladjusted off-centre ape-shit thunderstorm

(post-credits extra special round)
Joe Biden =
I need job

These are absolutely great
 

Oppo

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Ben Carson =
crabs neon

Sarah Palin =
has anal rip

Rand Paul =
a lard pun

Bernie Sanders =
bans reindeers

alt Abraham Lincoln one:
hairball conman
 

Couleurs

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Not sure if it counts since they didn't win, but I love that "Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan" turns into "My ultimate Ayn Rand porn"
 

mclem

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These are absolutely great

From a British perspective, the greatest political anagram ever was for Virginia Bottomley

I'm an evil tory bigot

Not sure if it counts since they didn't win, but I love that "Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan" turns into "My ultimate Ayn Rand porn"

I can't remember the context, but I remember noting that "Rand Paul, Paul Ryan" could be read as "Rupaul pal, Ayn Rand".
 

chadskin

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Bernie Sanders =
bans reindeers

thegrinch02.jpg


I knew it
 
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