Slurpy2k20
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This movie was REALLY REALLY BAD....
Did I emphasis Really enough?
Where to begin? I don't feel like typing alot because this movie literally does not deserve the effort or energy.
-It felt like a movie from the past but with today's technology/effects/green screen.
Primarily the script. It's as if it's a movie that ignored the evolution of what movies have become today and instead....decided to be a real BY THE NUMBERS with every hollywood trope you can think of.
-Literally 90% of the jokes fall flat because they are predictable, corny, bad timing, or just plain stupid.
-The acting was ATROCIOUS except for Jeff Goldbloom. He is literally the only actor in this movie worth a damn. Everyone else is either bad, or laughably bad.
-geezus the dialogue in this script.......it's literally the worst thing ever.
-a shit ton of plot holes but you know, I'm willing to give plot holes a pass with anything futuristic/sci-fi/aliens/summer blockbuster.....but....They couldn't get anything else right so this doesn't get a pass.
I'd say the Only positives of this movie is the "spectacle" of some of the action and destruction, and Jeff Goldbloom, and the fact there are 3 acts. I mean, with how bad the movie is, the fact that it actually has a start a middle and an end is an achievement.
This movie literally makes Batman vs Superman seem like a masterpeice.
Do not waste your time or money on this turd. if you haven't seen it and are lurking in this thread.
I hope this movie dies a fast but horrible death at the box offices so that Hollywood knows that we won't accept shit shows like this.
Ignore the people shitting on and mocking your post. Everything you said is 100% accurate. I almost felt like they were TRYING to make this movie as bad as it possibly could be while watching. My expectations weren't high- I wasn't expecting an oscar contender, I was expecting something at least around the same level as the first movie. I tried as hard as I could to like this movie, trying to ignore every shitty line and flaw while watching, and eventually I gave up and acknowledged the fact that this is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Which is a fucking shame since I was willing to forgive so much in order to enjoy it.