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this is the most frustrating thing that has ever happened to me personally (and with my medical history that's... rather saying something). I got an erection about 6 hours ago and I "took care of it"... except it didn't go down. No big deal, right? Well it's still not down. I've got an appointment for 9am in the morning but until then I can't sleep, it's getting rather sore and I'm extremely frustrated. The only thing that helps is every hour or so I've taken a quick ice cold shower. That helps for about 2 minutes. This isn't a joke thread (it's ME, I wouldn't jeopardize my thread making privileges like that) I'm just frustrated and I wonder if gaf has any other tips to try making it go to sleep so I can.
 
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I could make a reference to piles of food and hungry african kids but I think that'd just be cruel
 
Priapism is a condition where an erection last for 4 or more hours. See your doctor if this were to occur. Remember, tell your doctor if you are using Cialis as nitrates can cause a drop in blood pressure. Cialis - Will you be ready?
 
i didnt know you could randomly have priapism

you didnt take too much viagra or anything like that?

thats kinda scary

and is that appointment for a doctor? cuz it should be :[
 
Potential complications include ischaemia, clotting of the blood retained in the penis (thrombosis), and damage to the blood vessels of the penis which may result in an impaired erectile function or impotence. In serious cases the condition may result in gangrene, which may necessitate penis removal.

Treatment

Medical advice should be sought immediately for cases of priapism.

If the erection has been present for two hours the recommended therapy is pseudoephedrine 120 mg orally. If this has not subsided by four hours, a further 120 mg of pseudoephedrine is recommended. (Therapeutic Guidelines, 2001)

If the erection has been present for six hours, it is essential to contact a medical practitioner. The therapy at this stage is to aspirate blood from the corpus cavernosum under local anaesthetic. If this is still insufficient, then aspiration is conducted with injections of adrenaline as an adjuvant. (Therapeutic Guidelines, 2001)

If aspiration fails and tumescence re-occurs, surgical shunts are next attempted. These attempt to reverse the priapic state by shunting blood from the rigid corpora cavernosa into the corpus spongiosum (which contains the glans and the urethra). Distal shunts are the first step, followed by more proximal shunts.

Should all else fail, complete removal of the penis is necessary.
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Go see a damn doctor.
 
when penis removal is outcome of non action. thats when the action movie music starts playing and you start RUNNING for a doctor
 
good he's gone.

his erection should be in the hands of professional medical care by now

btw fun fact:

priapism is also known to occur from bites of the Brazilian wandering spider

cool huh?

and apparently women can get it to, in a way
 
-COOLIO- said:
are you sexual aroused at all?

what if your penis explodes man? :[
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No, I'm not at all sexually aroused. I should probably give a little background here. My physiology is... a little unique. I was born with Klippel-Feil Syndrome (KFS) which has a host of symptoms, among them an 80% chance of infertility, a short neck (detached/missing vertebrae) one kidney, etc. I was born with hydrocephalus (water on the brain) and had a shunt installed when I was about 6 months old, I had 8 surgeries by the time I was 5. I know my body pretty well, I'm rather self aware about things like this, I'm not gonna fuck around with it but I've been warned that my physiological reactions are not going to always behave like a healthy person's. So, I'll get it checked at 9 am, about 5.5 hours from now.
 
Gaborn said:
No, I'm not at all sexually aroused. I should probably give a little background here. My physiology is... a little unique. I was born with Klippel-Feil Syndrome (KFS) which has a host of symptoms, among them an 80% chance of infertility, a short neck (detached/missing vertebrae) one kidney, etc. I was born with hydrocephalus (water on the brain) and had a shunt installed when I was about 6 months old, I had 8 surgeries by the time I was 5. I know my body pretty well, I'm rather self aware about things like this, I'm not gonna fuck around with it but I've been warned that my physiological reactions are not going to always behave like a healthy person's.
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Well then the obvious thing to do is wait for shit to happen while telling everyone on the internet about it.
 
Gaborn said:
No, I'm not at all sexually aroused. I should probably give a little background here. My physiology is... a little unique. I was born with Klippel-Feil Syndrome (KFS) which has a host of symptoms, among them an 80% chance of infertility, a short neck (detached/missing vertebrae) one kidney, etc. I was born with hydrocephalus (water on the brain) and had a shunt installed when I was about 6 months old, I had 8 surgeries by the time I was 5. I know my body pretty well, I'm rather self aware about things like this, I'm not gonna fuck around with it but I've been warned that my physiological reactions are not going to always behave like a healthy person's. So, I'll get it checked at 9 am, about 5.5 hours from now.
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anything to do with the blood? lukemia? sickle cell disease?

thanks to this thread i became an expert on priapism in the past 5 minutes. it's been a nice essay break.
 
If there's anything that daytime TV has taught me, it's that if I have an erection for 4 hours or longer I should immediately seek medical help.
 
-COOLIO- said:
anything to do with the blood? lukemia? sickle cell disease?

thanks to this thread i became an expert on priapism in the past 5 minutes. it's been a nice essay break.
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Well, with KFS you have a much higher likelihood of having heart defects, but that was THOROUGHLY documented when I was a baby and I escaped that. Other than that, no to your questions.

Sporsk - I made an appointment for first thing in the morning.
 
Gaborn said:
Well, with KFS you have a much higher likelihood of having heart defects, but that was THOROUGHLY documented when I was a baby and I escaped that. Other than that, no to your questions.

Sporsk - I made an appointment for first thing in the morning.
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well, just remember: 4 hours and seek medical attention immediately or you might lose it :[

another fun fact:

priapism has been reported in hanging victims; see death erection

whats a death erection!?

im gunna find out!

edit: it's a post mortem erection. the causes are facinating:

Other causes of death may also result in these effects, including fatal gunshot wounds to the brain, major blood vessels, or violent death by poisoning, and forensically, a postmortem priapism is an indicator that death was likely swift and violent.

so basically after trinity told the agent to "dodge this", he had an erection.
 
-COOLIO- said:
well, just remember: 4 hours and seek medical attention immediately or you might lose it :[

another fun fact:

priapism has been reported in hanging victims; see death erection

whats a death erection!?

im gunna find out!
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i don't want to google it because google has showed me many bad things

inform us about it
 
-COOLIO- said:
well, just remember: 4 hours and seek medical attention immediately or you might lose it :[

another fun fact:

priapism has been reported in hanging victims; see death erection

whats a death erection!?

im gunna find out!
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:lol Isn't that when you're hanged, all the blood goes to the bottom of your body and then you get an erection? I remember reading about it on GAF.
 
Gaborn, can you really afford to wait until then if you've had an erection for over six hours now? I'm not anything close to a medical expert, but everything I'm reading online points to "no".
 
FromTheFuture said:
:lol Isn't that when you're hanged, all the blood goes to the bottom of your body and then you get an erection? I remember reading about it on GAF.
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it's a reaction in the brain apparently, due to pressure on the cerebellum from the noose
 
Do yourself a favor and drive to the ER, like... now. Chances are you'll be better before your doctors appointment at 9am.
 
Night_Trekker said:
Gaborn, can you really afford to wait until then if you've had an erection for over six hours now? I'm not anything close to a medical expert, but everything I'm reading online points to "no".
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actually when I made the appointment I asked about that, they said you should seek medical attention after 4 hours, but most people don't anyway, you're usually safe up to 2 days.
 
It was a common belief in some countries that a mandrake would grow where the semen of a hanged man dripped on to the earth; this would appear to be the reason for the methods employed by the alchemists who "projected human seed into animal earth". In Germany, the plant is known as the Alraune: the novel (later adapted as a film) Alraune by Hanns Heinz Ewers is based around a soulless woman conceived from a hanged man's semen, the title referring to this myth of the Mandrake's origins.
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Gaborn said:
actually when I made the appointment I asked about that, they said you should seek medical attention after 4 hours, but most people don't anyway, you're usually safe up to 2 days.
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I would be heading to the emergency room just to be safe, but whatever. I hope this works out for you.
 
Gaborn said:
actually when I made the appointment I asked about that, they said you should seek medical attention after 4 hours, but most people don't anyway, you're usually safe up to 2 days.
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i hope when your penis gots chopped off you make a thread about it

Night_Trekker said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mandrake_(plant)

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I would be heading to the emergency room just to be safe, but whatever. I hope this works out for you.
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such an educational thread
 
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