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It's 2015, and Men Are Still Being Pussies About Eating Pussy (Jezebel)

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Alucard

Banned
Yeah, I've never actually talked to a guy who didn't enjoy giving oral sex to women. I'd imagine it's a fringe minority who don't give it.

69ing is super duper.
 

Anoregon

The flight plan I just filed with the agency list me, my men, Dr. Pavel here. But only one of you!
I fucking love going downtown. There's pretty much nothing better than hearing and feeling your lady losing her god damn mind while your face is smack dab in the center of the action.
 

fuzzyset

Member
When ya'll gonna join #teambootyeating though? That's the real wave.

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entremet

Member
Very sexist article in my opinion. If the question was "why don't all females suck dick?" you could be sure there'd be some outrage. I guess the more common question is "why don't more girls try anal?"

Jezebel talks about interesting stuff, but their presentation is lacking sometimes due to the trademark Gawker snark.

The gist is that you have guys complaining about giving oral sex still, while women have been doing for ages, many times unreciprocated, and being a bit immature about it. Like the man referenced in the article.

I'm sure many women have smelled not so fresh balls and still played the skin flute without writing juvenile articles about it.
 

Cloyster

Banned
Here's the thing. Just because a guy ejaculates, does not mean he loved the sex, or it was even enjoyable.

SO, while I do agree that there should be equal treatment, and guys need to get over it if they want their dicks sucked, I do not like this small trend of proclaiming that guys are sexist by not caring if the women gets off or not, at least with hookups and one-night stands. It's a hookup, it's selfish, and not about the other person, generally.

I read an interesting essay about it, but I'm having trouble finding it now.

That said, I don't personally know a single guy that won't stick his face in it.
 

daveo42

Banned
I don't get my gender sometimes. I take a trip to Taco Town every chance I get, only bowing out when it's too stank.
 
I've never done it, in the few times I've had sex. I've never been asked, and it never came up.

That said, I'm glad. I'm very much afraid of doing it. The smell, the taste, getting anything on my face, it makes my stomach turn. Perhaps it's the OCD.

I feel bad about this.
 

Cybrwzrd

Banned
If you aren't willing to go down on your woman you probably shouldn't bother dating (or at least you shouldnt waste your time having sex).

If you aren't doing it because you don't know how then read She Comes First by Ian Kerner
 
Here's the thing. Just because a guy ejaculates, does not mean he loved the sex, or it was even enjoyable.

SO, while I do agree that there should be equal treatment, and guys need to get over it if they want their dicks sucked, I do not like this small trend of proclaiming that guys are sexist by not caring if the women gets off or not, at least with hookups and one-night stands. It's a hookup, it's selfish, and not about the other person, generally.

I read an interesting essay about it, but I'm having trouble finding it now.

That said, I don't personally know a single guy that won't stick his face in it.

Yeah, this trend of mediating men and women's sexual preferences in the bedroom is kind of creepy.

That's why communication is so important.
 

btrboyev

Member
I love it, but I'd be lying if I didn't say there were times where the girl smelled a little funky down there and it completely turned me off.
 
I've never done it, in the few times I've had sex. I've never been asked, and it never came up.

That said, I'm glad. I'm very much afraid of doing it. The smell, the taste, getting anything on my face, it makes my stomach turn. Perhaps it's the OCD.

I feel bad about this.

That's how my boyfriend (of 2+ years) has expressed his disinterest as well.

If you aren't willing to go down on your woman you probably shouldn't bother dating (or at least you shouldnt waste your time having sex).

If you aren't doing it because you don't know how then read She Comes First by Ian Kerner

Comments like these make me a bit uncomfortable, predicating the viability of a relationship on one sexual act.
 

DJ_Lae

Member
Wait, a lot of guys don't like going down on a woman? What the fuck.

Juices all over my beard, please.
 

Anoregon

The flight plan I just filed with the agency list me, my men, Dr. Pavel here. But only one of you!
If you aren't doing it because you don't know how then read She Comes First by Ian Kerner

I'm sure something like that can be helpful, but there's really no substitute for just being with a woman gracious and confident enough to be your oral sherpa and tell you what she wants and how to do it to her.
 

Viewt

Member
It really just comes down to being a generous partner. If you take the time and care to make sure your partner is having a good time, they'll go that same extra mile for you. Whether it's a one-night-stand or a 10-year marriage, you should never give up on "trying" for the other person. That's when you slip into boring sex-as-a-chore. Where you're just racing to the finish line. Who wants that?
 
Is it weird that I do not enjoy Bj's much?

I refuse to blame it on my girl's skills, I think she is pretty damn good, she can go over a minute, getting it all wet and sloppy, holding her breath, getting teary eyed etc.. but Blow jobs just don't do it for me, I wish I enjoyed them more...

On that note I feel equally ridiculous going down on her, I admit I am not an expert on eating pussy, and having a short, fat tongue doesn't help my inexperienced eating skills at all.. She does seem to enjoy it when I eat her out though, (she can get off very easily) but I feel stupid down there, and I can't wait to finish, I only proceed to keep her happy...

I doubt man refusing to eat pussy is because it makes them feel emasculated.. It's just too much damn work!

having said all this, I do enjoy licking and sucking on her butthole once in a while, it's a much more simpler and enjoyable experience!
 

Cybrwzrd

Banned
I'm sure something like that can be helpful, but there's really no substitute for just being with a woman gracious and confident enough to be your oral sherpa and tell you what she wants and how to do it to her.

Oh that's so true, but you know if you are uncomfortable about it or just want to learn some new techniques a nice primer on the anatomy and functions always helps.
 

Cloyster

Banned
Wait wait wait.

Do we actually get more things showing that there are a lot of guys that don't eat pussy, or did the author just take the one guy who made the post.

Because that guy literally says "people are always shocked by his admission".
 

entremet

Member
Is it weird that I do not enjoy Bj's much?

I refuse to blame it on my girl's skills, I think she is pretty damn good, she can go over a minute, getting it all wet and sloppy, holding her breath, getting teary eyed etc.. but Blow jobs just don't do it for me, I wish I enjoyed them more...

On that note I feel equally ridiculous going down on her, I admit I am not an expert on eating pussy, and having a short, fat tongue doesn't help my inexperienced eating skills at all.. She does seem to enjoy it when I eat her out though, (she can get off very easily) but I feel stupid down there, and I can't wait to finish, I only proceed to keep her happy...

I doubt man refusing to eat pussy is because it makes them feel emasculated.. It's just too much damn work!

having said all this, I do enjoy licking and sucking on her butthole once in a while, it's a much more simpler and enjoyable experience!

You're not weird.

Everyone has different preferences. Many men like oral sex, yes. But it's not a blanket statement. Some prefer manual stimulation over receiving oral.
 
This blows my mind. Cunnilingus is like the height of sex (I imagine).
I've never done it, in the few times I've had sex. I've never been asked, and it never came up.

That said, I'm glad. I'm very much afraid of doing it. The smell, the taste, getting anything on my face, it makes my stomach turn. Perhaps it's the OCD.

I feel bad about this.

I guess it's alright as long as you feel bad about it.
 

jaypah

Member
What year is this? I'd honestly thought that it was generally considered awesome. Sure, I'd expect someone out there to not be down but not a ton of people.
 

tkscz

Member
Wait wait wait.

Do we actually get more things showing that there are a lot of guys that don't eat pussy, or did the author just take the one guy who made the post.

Because that guy literally says "people are always shocked by his admission".

It's a Jezebel article (which I'm surprised to see on NeoGaf), it's probably the latter.

As for the subject matter, if a guy doesn't want to go down on women, that's his choice as it's a woman's choice not to go down on a man. I do it, but I don't shame any of my friends who don't. Some people aren't into oral sex and it's not cool to make them feel bad for not wanting to do it.

unless she says no, i just naturally do it.

never met a women that doesnt like it, though i know they exist.

I've met several. It's just not that pleasing to them.
 

~Devil Trigger~

In favor of setting Muslim women on fire
unless she says no, i just naturally do it.

never met a women that doesnt like it, though i know they exist.
 

AlexBasch

Member
IDK, I try to understand if someone doesn't like something. I love giving oral sex, but it doesn't do anything at all for me. My ex gf hated the idea of using her mouth, and never let me do it either on her. Then I dated this girl who really liked giving and receiving oral, and knows she enjoys the bj's more than I do.

I'm getting used to read the whole "men not giving oral smh" a lot of times in Tumblr, though.

Jezebel talks about interesting stuff, but their presentation is lacking sometimes due to the trademark Gawker snark.
"Let's try to teach people how to please their significant other and get rid of old, senseless ideas of sexuality".
"Nah, call 'em pussies, they're men and can't feel ridiculed or anything".
 

Jokab

Member
I've never done it, in the few times I've had sex. I've never been asked, and it never came up.

That said, I'm glad. I'm very much afraid of doing it. The smell, the taste, getting anything on my face, it makes my stomach turn. Perhaps it's the OCD.

I feel bad about this.

Come on dude. Getting things in your face? It's sex, you have your penis in a vagina anyway. What harm will a bit of pussy juice in your face do?
 

Sagely

Member
Historically, the guys I've been with who loved sex for the human connection value were very happy to go down. The others were either lazy and selfish, seeing sex as something purely for their pleasure, or afraid/simply didn't enjoy doing it (the latter is more excusable in my mind, but they should at least be willing to try every so often).

It's a very small sample, and just anecdotal of course, but that is my tuppence. Personally I love giving and receiving head, but unfortunately the ratio of giving to receiving has been pretty high.
 

Dai101

Banned
No link? No oral for you.

Some girls like it up and down, side to side, or in circles, or even just saying the alphabet and getting those tongue motions. I'm happy to do it all.

Just please don't squirt in my face.

Thanks for the tip.
 

dralla

Member
I've never done it, in the few times I've had sex. I've never been asked, and it never came up.

That said, I'm glad. I'm very much afraid of doing it. The smell, the taste, getting anything on my face, it makes my stomach turn. Perhaps it's the OCD.

I feel bad about this.

You really have nothing to worry about. The taste and smell is faint.
 
I roll out with a lot of catholic guilt, still never dawned on me that performing oral sex was a thing dudes could get hung up on.
 

Kinyou

Member
Doesn't it give you cancer? I don't want to end up like Michael Douglas.


No wait... I totally want to end up like Michael Douglas
 
I once had a small argument with a man - who is a GAF poster I shall not name - about how absolutely disgusting he found the idea of giving a woman oral and he'd never do it, while being insistent that his partners give him BJs.
Sounds like a lil bitch. Eat pussy brehs, simple as that. I love the taste of my wife.
 
Saw the Lloyd name and immediately had an image of Lloyd from Entourage pop in my head.

Now I can't get it out of my head.. gah.
 
I love going down on a woman. When I was single I wouldn't date a women who wouldn't suck dick though. Fuck that noise. Sex is give and take and the giving and taking should be fun for both parties. My wife and I compliment each other well.

For dudes with women who have a hard time getting off without clitoral stimulation, a vibrating cock ring with a bullet works wonders.
 

ApharmdX

Banned
Oral isn't exactly compatible with casual sex, for a lot of us. It's more intimate. You've got your primary sensory organs in someone else's nether regions. And, for cunnilingus, there's even less distance of separate from the body.

There's absolutely nothing wrong with not wanting to down on someone in a casual encounter. For a relationship, ehhh, that's for a couple to work out. I think people should strive to make each other happy when they are committed to each other. This sometimes means doing things that you don't enjoy as much as your partner.

By not sucking dick, Stevenson has prevented no man from still getting off via sex. By not going down on women, Lloyd has effectively refused to give women orgasms from sex, while ostensibly continuing to get them for himself. This is why Alison Stevenson is a hero, and William Lloyd is the exact opposite. Here is a dude who has merely admitted aloud what legions of men have been doing for ages: not giving a shit whether the women they fuck come or not, and expecting applause.

Bullshit. Outright bullshit. This is bias, sorry.
 
I do not understand this and I do not understand men.

I don't know where Jezebel gets their numbers and I could definitely be in the minority, but I just love giving oral to my SO. I can't get enough. And trust me, I had some pretty horrible experiences when I was single, and that didn't turn me off it at all.

Sure, if I were single I'd probably be more cautious/smarter about certain things (smell check before starting) but I wouldn't say no without a pretty damn good reason.

Is this an American thing though? I don't talk about this sort of stuff with my friends, so I don't know if I'm the odd man out or what.

Hell, I had one night stands where I went down on the girl as soon as I could. I loved it. I was pretty fucking stupid but lucky enough to not end up with herpes or something worse.
 
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