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It's 2015, and Men Are Still Being Pussies About Eating Pussy (Jezebel)

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Rad-

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Eating pussy is great but I rarely go down on one night stands. You never know what you find there. I swear I feel like Indiana Jones sometimes.
 
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Sai-kun

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tkscz said:
The article only talks about one man and links to a cosmo article about the same man, even calling him an idiot because his first time was bad and is uncomfortable doing it. It's a Jezebel article though, don't expect it to actually be good.



Is this about the drowning or the face sitting?
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both, i guess? both are hot, haha.
 
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Sagely

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AlexBasch said:
So jealous, goddammit! Apparently some of them are okay or do want oral, but as soon I suggest them to do a face sitting, they say "it's too embarassing".

Really want to try that out, but apparently it's too much of a taboo for some women. :/
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You might be onto something here. There have been times in the past when I've not wanted to ask a partner to please me that way because I felt like it was too demanding (which is entirely ridiculous as they've never had trouble demanding head). I wonder sometimes if women feel less entitled to pleasure this way, and of course there's embarrassment/body consciousness to consider on top of that.

Hopefully this is changing with times as our sex education and acceptance improves, but I could see it being the case.
 
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User 479360

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Cizeta-Moroder said:
This blows my mind. Cunnilingus is like the height of sex (I imagine).


I guess it's alright as long as you feel bad about it.
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Jokab said:
Come on dude. Getting things in your face? It's sex, you have your penis in a vagina anyway. What harm will a bit of pussy juice in your face do?
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With my OCD, I'm afraid of my own bodily fluids as well. I used to shower for an hour if I touched them, and still sometimes shower twice before I feel clean.

Sex isn't as easy for me as it is for others as a result, but I've pushed past it. However, I don't know if I'll have the chance for sex anytime soon. It was 11 years between my first and last two times.

I'm not exactly a great-looking, fit guy, who's good at talking to women.

dralla said:
You really have nothing to worry about. The taste and smell is faint.
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That's good to hear. Thanks.
 
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Mammoth Jones

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GK86 said:
Eating pussy is fucking awesome. Especially when it is freshly shaven.
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I like a little hair there. Like a short fade on the pussy.

shinobi602 said:
It's alright.

Don't taste all that good but you get used to it.
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Lol. What stank shit you been eating? Tastes fine with good hygiene. Keyword: good hygiene. One of those hippy types that only was they ass twice a week cause they claim they don't sweat much? Nah..
 
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Richie

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What jumps at me is Jezebel using 'pussies' dismissively, even if just for wordplay purposes. You'd think they would be against it.
 
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johancruijff

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Solo said:
I never go down on my girlfriend. It's not for lack of desire to or offering to, because I want to and try to all the time. She feels self conscious. She's on BC but we don't use condoms and I cum inside her every time, which is what we both want, but it's made her feel self conscious about the freshness down there. I think she's nuts - she smells perfectly clean and normal and I just want to dive in, but I have to respect her wishes. It's a shame because like most women, her orgasms come from clitoral stimulation and that would rock her world. But she's happy and cums when we fuck from positions where I can manually stimulate her clit, so we spoon and do doggy most of the time, because as others have stated and I agree, making your woman cum is the best part of sex. Cumming together is the best feeling.
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You can go down before you nut in her though
 
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Sai-kun

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Pai Pai Master said:
You're absolutely correct. I'm bi so I like it all, but I think I like sucking dick the most. It's fun.
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Cloyster said:
Also bi. Here's my personal rating.

Eating butt > sucking dicks > eating pussy

Never ate guy butt tho. Too hairy.
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hmmm

pussy > ass > dick although its all very close imo

guy butt isn't always hairy tho, just gotta find someone who either shaves/waxes or isn't super hairy naturally ;p it's good tbh

riotous said:
Turning girls on turns me on; I'll never understand the sexually lazy.
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xKilltheMx

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Guy who doesnt necessarily like it here.
It's just not for me, I'll do it for a serious relationship but no casual or FWB or anything.
Dont expect it from casual or FWB either.
 
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riotous

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OCDChewie said:
With my OCD, I'm afraid of my own bodily fluids as well. I used to shower for an hour if I touched them, and still sometimes shower twice before I feel clean.
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I have issues with having fluids or mess on my face or hands; I can't eat things like chicken wings without standing by a sink to wash my face and hands repeatedly.

While I'm not diagnosed or anything I think the level of anxiety I feel when I have grease on my face is at least similar to OCD. I'm agitated and can't think of anything but my desire to be clean.

Anyways for whatever reason that anxiety completely disappears during sex for me. I can be covered in pussy juice without so much as a hint of anxiety.

Sex might just be he distraction you need to learn to cope with some of these feelings; either way good luck.
 
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jwk94

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Eh I think it depends on the person. I've had girlfriend's with rank pussies so there's no way I was putting my mouth there.
 
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Thug Waffle

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As much as I love cunnilingus, I'm weary about dropping that dime in a "one night stand" scenario. I can't wear a condom on my tongue, and herpes doesn't fuck around.

But I feel bad for those who can't enjoy it at all. The bad experiences suck - we can sympathize - but there's a ton of perfect pussies out there just waiting to be... uh...

Y'all know where I'm going with this anyway.
 
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OmegaFax

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Batman gets it.

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shinobi602

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Mammoth Jones said:
Lol. What stank shit you been eating? Tastes fine with good hygiene. Keyword: good hygiene. One of those hippy types that only was they ass twice a week cause they claim they don't sweat much? Nah..
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You'd say it legitimately tastes "good"? I doubt that. Steak tastes good. Double fudge subdae taste good. Pussy juices? Not high up on my taste bud category. It's not nasty, it's bodily fluid, but I surely wouldn't want a plate of the thing, know what I'm saying?
 
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Lum1n3s

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Eating pussy is the creme de la creme (as long as it's washed.) Nothing like going downtown on one plus, the way I always see sex is as a equal effort sort of thing. If they make me orgasm then you definitely deserve one.
 
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Solo

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johancruijff said:
You can go down before you nut in her though
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I know! Its always long before intercourse that I've tried or asked. I think it'll always be a no. It's a shame because I love it and would love to pleasure her that way, and she goes down on me all the time. But at the end of the day, if she's not comfortable with it or feels self conscious about it, I respect her wishes.
 
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shinobi602 said:
You'd say it legitimately tastes "good"? I doubt that. Steak tastes good. Double fudge subdae taste good. Pussy juices? Not high up on my taste bud category. It's not nasty, it's bodily fluid, but I surely wouldn't want a plate of the thing, know what I'm saying?
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Hahaha this is always my reaction to people on here saying that.
 
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Fenderputty

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ApharmdX said:
Oral isn't exactly compatible with casual sex, for a lot of us. It's more intimate. You've got your primary sensory organs in someone else's nether regions. And, for cunnilingus, there's even less distance of separate from the body.

There's absolutely nothing wrong with not wanting to down on someone in a casual encounter. For a relationship, ehhh, that's for a couple to work out. I think people should strive to make each other happy when they are committed to each other. This sometimes means doing things that you don't enjoy as much as your partner.



Bullshit. Outright bullshit. This is bias, sorry.
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This seems like something only someone who doesn't like giving oral would say. Oral is 3rd base, man. It's not some secret base beyond home plate.
 
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Infernodash

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In this thread, a bunch of virgins declare how much they enjoy eating the ass and poon of their imaginary lovers. A real man keeps his preferences his own. Grow up guys!
 
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