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[CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls]

Sneezed once while doin it, she came so hard her legs almost snapped my neck….

I like it....

I try not to fart or sneeze while doing my thang. Terrified I'll dutch oven myself.

 

[Napoleonthechimp]

Excuse the trademark Gawker snark, but an interesting piece about modern heterosexual sexual behaviors.







I do remember reading some studies that many women have trouble climaxing with vaginal sex alone and receiving oral sex or manual stimulation from partners has better results.

http://jezebel.com/its-2015-and-men-are-still-being-pussies-about-eating-1739032791

Interesting title. Using slang for female genitalia in a derogatory way toward men? What a refreshing approach from jezebel.

Let's not address why someone would have those aversions and instead tell them to man up and stop being pussies.

 

[bengraven]

Batman gets it.

Why is Ellaria Sand talking to fat Batman and fat Bane about clit bombs?

 

[Greddleok]

This is dumb. There's no way I'm giving oral during casual sex. Just like I don't expect oral from casual sex.

Partner/girlfriend I know isn't gross? Sure, love it.

 

[spawnsniper]

I love daty.

I even like going a step further and letting her sit on my face.

Good stuff.

 

[Pai Pai Master]

In this thread, a bunch of virgins declare how much they enjoy eating the ass and poon of their imaginary lovers. A real man keeps his preferences his own. Grow up guys!

Please tell me more about "real men"

 

[Arnie7]

Why would you go down on a person for casual sex? You don't know where they have been.

 

[Dai101]

In this thread, a bunch of virgins declare how much they enjoy eating the ass and poon of their imaginary lovers. A real man keeps his preferences his own. Grow up guys!

 

[Dali]

I didn't know that there were men who refused to go down on women.

DJ quik made a song about. Really more of cautionary tale. It's aptly titled "don't eat the pussy" if you'd like to research it.

 

[Zekes!]

My girlfriend hates receiving oral

 

[NumberTwo]

I don't want to lead an existence where I can't eat pussy.

 

[A Link to the Past]

But just as you shouldn't pressure a woman to give head shouldn't it be the same for a man? I'll be honest, this is what I tell myself since my boyfriend doesn't give head because he says he doesn't like it. Should I be doing something differently then, GAF?

Men aren't pressured, it's a matter of men often wanting women to do something that they would never do in return.

 

[User 479360]

I have issues with having fluids or mess on my face or hands; I can't eat things like chicken wings without standing by a sink to wash my face and hands repeatedly.

While I'm not diagnosed or anything I think the level of anxiety I feel when I have grease on my face is at least similar to OCD. I'm agitated and can't think of anything but my desire to be clean.

Anyways for whatever reason that anxiety completely disappears during sex for me. I can be covered in pussy juice without so much as a hint of anxiety.

Sex might just be he distraction you need to learn to cope with some of these feelings; either way good luck.

That's really interesting and is definitely similar to how I feel re: the grease.

There's just something about bodily fluids. I can't help but feel it takes forever to truly get them off, and even after a long shower it feels like there's still maybe something under a nail or something.

I think I would try it, but I'd need to be comfortable with the person and work my way up to it/avoid psyching myself out. But I've never had a girlfriend, so who knows.

 

[gdt]

I fucking love eating pussy. My pussy eating game is off the chain.

Lately I've been popping a finger in her butthole and she has ridiculous orgasms.

Good times.

 

[The Beard]

Eating pussy can cause cancer.

I mean, I'll do it if she recently took a shower, but not after a full day of sweating, peeing, and getting swampy.

 

[Afrodium]

In this thread, a bunch of virgins declare how much they enjoy eating the ass and poon of their imaginary lovers. A real man keeps his preferences his own. Grow up guys!

This post reeks of virginity more than any others in this thread. Even this one:

I'm a virgin, but eating pussy sounds amazing.

 

[Limited Edition]

My wife isn't into it, so I don't do it. Take that!

 

[Kurita]

The hell? Eating pussy rules, guys who don't do it are missing out big time.

 

[CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls]

Eating pussy can cause cancer.

I mean, I'll do it if she recently took a shower, but not after a full day of sweating, peeing, and getting swampy.

Pretty much everything causes cancer. Most of it is from pleasurable things.

 

[Ishida]

In this thread, a bunch of virgins declare how much they enjoy eating the ass and poon of their imaginary lovers. A real man keeps his preferences his own. Grow up guys!

Spoken like a true virgin.

 

[FunkyPajamas]

In this thread, a bunch of virgins declare how much they enjoy eating the ass and poon of their imaginary lovers. A real man keeps his preferences his own. Grow up guys!

Infernodash
Interests:
Women, Games, Money...
Occupation:
Making women smile. ^^

Oy vey.

For all the people saying "if you refuse to go down on a woman just get out", what do you say about women refusing to give blowjobs?

"I respect your choices but I don't think this is going anywhere. get out."

 

[LucidMomentum]

I don't want to lead an existence where I can't eat pussy.

Amen. It's one of my favorite things to eat out.

Eating pussy can cause cancer.

I mean, I'll do it if she recently took a shower, but not after a full day of sweating, peeing, and getting swampy.

Yeah and I doubt a girl would want to give a guy oral if he's grody too.

But cancer? That's a risk I'll take.

Fish can cause cancer, and I'd rather eat pussy than fish.

In this thread, a bunch of virgins declare how much they enjoy eating the ass and poon of their imaginary lovers. A real man keeps his preferences his own. Grow up guys!

Heh.

Bet this guy won't even eat a girl out.

 

[Dai101]

Eating pussy can cause cancer.

I mean, I'll do it if she recently took a shower, but not after a full day of sweating, peeing, and getting swampy.

EVERYTHING can cause cancer. I an't stoping anytime soon.

 

[Atenhaus]

Goddamn, I wouldn't expect a woman to go down on me after an entire day of my balls sitting in a cauldron of their own sweat. Conversely, I don't want to go down on a woman if she's been going all day without a shower beforehand.

 

[jwk94]

But just as you shouldn't pressure a woman to give head shouldn't it be the same for a man? I'll be honest, this is what I tell myself since my boyfriend doesn't give head because he says he doesn't like it. Should I be doing something differently then, GAF?

It should be but it's not. Neither partner should pressure each other to do something they're not comfortable with.

 

[gdt]

My girlfriend hates receiving oral

Mmmmhmm

You might not be good at it. Or maybe she has hangups.

 

[CoolOff]

wat

Pretty much my reaction to reading that.

Remove that part and it's a sort of reasonable article about sexual interaction, but that hyperbole is absurd.

 

[FunkyPajamas]

Goddamn, I wouldn't expect a woman to go down on me after an entire day of my balls sitting in a cauldron of their own sweat. Conversely, I don't want to go down on a woman if she's been going all day without a shower beforehand.

Which is why people usually take showers before dates. At least people that are not nasty and want to get laid.

 

[Infernodash]

I knew you kids would respond this way. Way to go, you dug up the profile comments I made as a pre-teen when I first joined and the avatar I never changed as well.

Carry-on virgins!

 

[Slayer-33]

Every girl that I've done it to loves it. They however said that they didn't really like it when someone else had done it. I turned them.

I love doing it, such a turn on.

Edit - And uh yeah, people shower before sex. C'mon lol...

 

[0ptimusPayne]

Shit as long as my women showers good beforehand, ill have those legs shaking in no time..

 

[Sai-kun]

I knew you kids would respond this way. Way to go, you dug up the profile comments I made as a pre-teen when I first joined and the avatar I never changed as well.

Carry-on virgins!

you're like 23 bro

 

[Professor Beef]

I knew you kids would respond this way. Way to go, you dug up the profile comments I made as a pre-teen when I first joined and the avatar I never changed as well.

Carry-on virgins!

 

[Exokell]

Am I the only that eats the clit here. I focus my mouth and tongue about 95% on the clit. 5% on the pussy hole.

 

[CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls]

I knew you kids would respond this way. Way to go, you dug up the profile comments I made as a pre-teen when I first joined and the avatar I never changed as well.

Carry-on virgins!

Am I the only that eats the clit here. I focus my mouth and tongue about 95% on the clit. 5% on the pussy hole.

You should be 100% on the clit. Pussy hole doesn't do anything for a girl.

 

[0ptimusPayne]

My girlfriend hates receiving oral specifically from me..

I fixed that for you

 

[Reishiki]

The "real men" rhetoric always shows up in the oddest of places.

 

[newtypepilot]

I dont mind going down to dine at the Y but most of the time my finger does the trick.

Just as long as she showered beforehand.

 

[M52B28]

I love going down on my girlfriend. It's fun watching her get off this way.

.

Honestly, nothing is better than pleasuring a woman the way she likes it.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

In a committed relationship I don't understand this. If you have high regard for your health and worry about randos and serial Netflix and chillers, then yes dont eat any pussy that just happens to end up on a plate in front of you.

 

[Infernodash]

would you say that's your ninja way

This has me rolling. Dattebayo!

you're like 23 bro

Okay, I guess pre-teen was inaccurate. 26 this year.

 

[TwEE-N-Toast]

We'll if Jezebel says it's so it must be so.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

okay anime avatar

edit: is that some naruto shit lmao

Infernodash
Interests:
Women, Games, Money...
Occupation:
Making women smile. ^^

Oy vey.

"I respect your choices but I don't think this is going anywhere. get out."

I knew you kids would respond this way. Way to go, you dug up the profile comments I made as a pre-teen when I first joined and the avatar I never changed as well.

Carry-on virgins!

you're like 23 bro

lmao ya'll are wonderful

edit: oh shit nevermind, he's 26. He's a real man now. Bet he has a mortage, Roth IRA, and putting his kids through college right now. Maybe even has a pair of Dad jeans for official Man Status.

 

[A Link to the Past]

Infernodash
Interests:
Women, Games, Money...
Occupation:
Making women smile. ^^

Oy vey.

lol, that's so unbelievable that that post was attached to that profile.

 

[Fracas]

Eat that pussy like there's a worldwide shortage

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

I see there was self-ownage in here too.

 

[HyperCubed4]

Am I the only that eats the clit here. I focus my mouth and tongue about 95% on the clit. 5% on the pussy hole.

It's not just the clit. The vagina is a sensitive area, there are a lot of sensitive places you could play with.

I'm a dude, but I'd imagine licking the clit would be like a girl licking the tip of your dick. I wouldn't want time spent there to be more than 50%. Maybe even less.

 

[Gonzalez]

I never noticed before that Jim Carry in "Me, Myself, & Irene" looks exactly like John Cena.

 

[Zekes!]

Mmmmhmm

You might not be good at it. Or maybe she has hangups.

I fixed that for you

She thinks it's gross and she gets embarrassed and thus any time I attempt to do it doesn't last more than 30 seconds. Her view of sex is very narrow. She's not very adventurous.

 

[internetwolf]

Bet this guy won't even eat a girl out.

All he said is that he keeps his preferences to himself..