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[A Link to the Past]

lmao ya'll are wonderful

edit: oh shit nevermind, he's 26. He's a real man now. Bet he has a mortage, Roth IRA, and putting his kids through college right now. Maybe even has a pair of Dad jeans for official Man Status.

Wait, what are dad jeans? The only thing I can think of with respect to specifically dads and jeans was when Mitt Romney wore mom Jeans.

 

[Fenderputty]

I knew you kids would respond this way. Way to go, you dug up the profile comments I made as a pre-teen when I first joined and the avatar I never changed as well.

Carry-on virgins!

I'm married and have child on the way. I should probably say it was immaculate conception and reference this post.

 

[Dr. Black Jack]

Love it and have always loved it.

If my wife doesn't orgasm at least twice off of a non-quickie sexing I have failed as a husband. Come on fellas.

 

[andymcc]

I knew you kids would respond this way. Way to go, you dug up the profile comments I made as a pre-teen when I first joined and the avatar I never changed as well.

Carry-on virgins!

I was eating pussy before Naruto was ever animated.

 

[gdt]

It's not just the clit. The vagina is a sensitive area, there are a lot of sensitive places you could play with.

I'm a dude, but I'd imagine licking the clit would be like a girl licking the tip of your dick. I wouldn't want time spent there to be more than 50%. Maybe even less.

It's not comparable.

 

[A Link to the Past]

Infernodash, you don't hyphenate "carry on" in that context, if you do it basically means that people ITT are virgins whom you take with you onto a plane or bus

I was eating pussy before Naruto was ever animated.

What about before it was drawn?

 

[rpmurphy]

I once had a small argument with a man - who is a GAF poster I shall not name - about how absolutely disgusting he found the idea of giving a woman oral and he'd never do it, while being insistent that his partners give him BJs.

Maybe he just finds giving BJs to be more pleasant than eating pussy.

 

[Cloyster]

Seriously, there has only been like one or two guys in this thread who have said they don't want to do it for a reason other than there wife doesn't like it.

Where are all these guys saying they hate it?

 

[andymcc]

What about before it was drawn?

Probably started right around that time.

 

[AlexBasch]

Seriously, there has only been like one or two guys in this thread who have said they don't want to do it for a reason other than there wife doesn't like it.

Where are all these guys saying they hate it?

The author had a bad experience so therefore all dudes suck.

I'm gonna go ahead and guess they aren't exactly enthralled by the idea of posting their preference in a thread about them being pussies over it.

This too. I'm not excited about the "you're not a real man if you don't do x".

 

[LeksiW]

America.

Nope, this guy's italian: http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/im-a-straight-man-and-i-hate-oral-sex-876

He also feels the need to express how he does not go down on women but wants us to go down on him. He uses hetero-porn as proof of his beliefs. Which is about pleasuring men for other men to view. Ugh.

 

[FunkyPajamas]

Wait, what are dad jeans? The only thing I can think of with respect to specifically dads and jeans was when Mitt Romney wore mom Jeans.

Okay, I guess pre-teen was inaccurate. 26 this year.

Oops, sorry, Mr Old Wise Man. How's that Beyblade tournament coming?

 

[masud]

This is hardly a male only problem (in my experience women are worse about not doing oral) but if someone wrote an article admonishing women for not sucking dick it would not go over well.

 

[G-Bus]

Love eating pussy.

 

[MisterGrey3000]

What jumps at me is Jezebel using 'pussies' dismissively, even if just for wordplay purposes. You'd think they would be against it.

Yeah same here.
Wouldn't think they would use effemiphobic language like that even if they're just being jokey.

 

[FaintDeftone]

Eating pussy can cause cancer.

I mean, I'll do it if she recently took a shower, but not after a full day of sweating, peeing, and getting swampy.

That's kind of my stance.

I don't mind doing it at all, but if the chick is rocking some swamp ass, it is a big turn off.

 

[Greddleok]

The idea of pressuring someone into doing something they're uncomfortable with is gross.

 

[crimzonflame]

It's not just the clit. The vagina is a sensitive area, there are a lot of sensitive places you could play with.

I'm a dude, but I'd imagine licking the clit would be like a girl licking the tip of your dick. I wouldn't want time spent there to be more than 50%. Maybe even less.

You're doing it wrong

 

[LeksiW]

Tell him to man up. #realmendontthinkpussiesareicky

It's not like he has to jam his nose in there, for fuck's sake.

Maybe he has a huge honker of a nose like Cyrano de Bergerac?

 

[Dice//]

Eating pussy can cause cancer.

I mean, I'll do it if she recently took a shower, but not after a full day of sweating, peeing, and getting swampy.

Girls feel the same way about swamp[?] dick.

Hygiene for all!

 

[Archer]

I am part of the solution.

Feast, boys. Feast.

 

[A Link to the Past]

The author had a bad experience so therefore all dudes suck.


This too. I'm not excited about the "you're not a real man if you don't do x".

The subject of the article is not "men should do X or else they're pussies". That's just the clickbait. The subject is "why do men want Y from women, but women cannot get X from men?"

 

[Cloyster]

Eating pussy can cause cancer.

I mean, I'll do it if she recently took a shower, but not after a full day of sweating, peeing, and getting swampy.

That's literally the best time to eat butt. <3

 

[Dennis]

In this thread, a bunch of virgins declare how much they enjoy eating the ass and poon of their imaginary lovers.

I am not saying I agree with you. I am just saying I understand.

Did you know that GAF is the only forum on the internet with an average penis size of 10 inches?

 

[hobblygobbly]

Who cares what someone's preference in sex may be? If you disagree don't have sex with them? I don't get it - pretty sure this is what you call bad/terrible sex when it's with someone that is not compatible with your desires... If you want someone to give you a BJ or eat you out and they don't like it, why have sex with them? Sure in committed relationships you make compromises and sacrifices (part of what comes with a relationship) but that's a different issue to casual sex/strangers/whatever where that doesn't really exist.

Also, Jezebel using gendered insults? :lol

 

[Infernodash]

I admit my approach may have been wrong boiling down all the participants in this thread to virgins, but the goal was to encourage maturity in the discussion. Perhaps my reaction was more prudish and condescending than it should have been, but let's be serious here. All the talk about eating orifices is like leaving an atm receipt around with a hefty balance. It's just try hard/tacky...

Okay, now I'm out! Peace!

 

[hey_it's_that_dog]

This is hardly a male only problem (in my experience women are worse about not doing oral) but if someone wrote an article admonishing women for not sucking dick it would not go over well.

I'm sure many such articles have been written with the aim of arguing that sexual partners should pleasure each other and enjoy doing it.

And I'm sure it didn't go over well, with some people, just like every article ever.

 

[A Link to the Past]

Oops, sorry, Mr Old Wise Man. How's that Beyblade tournament coming?

Yeah, those seem pretty much like dad-like pants

Probably started right around that time.

That's a p. long time

I admit my approach may have been wrong boiling down all the participants in this thread to virgins, but the goal was to encourage maturity in the discussion. Perhaps my reaction was more prudish and condescending than it should have been, but let's be serious here. All the talk about eating orifices is like leaving an atm receipt around with a hefty balance. It's just try hard...

Okay, now I'm out! Peace!

This is a thread about oral sex for women. If people are doing this service, they should brag about it. :V Openly, in church.

 

[Tinfoilhatsron]

Wait wait wait.

Do we actually get more things showing that there are a lot of guys that don't eat pussy, or did the author just take the one guy who made the post.

Because that guy literally says "people are always shocked by his admission".

Literally, dafaq?

Catholic man ignorant about sex, admits to using missionary only. Breaking news at Jezebel.

Even links to a Cosmo article. Pathetic. Not even any statistics in the OP.

 

[HyperCubed4]

You're doing it wrong

I diddle the skittle, I'm just saying that I don't spend 95% of my time on it.

 

[Spinluck]

69ing is godtier

 

[CapitalismSucks DonkeyBalls]

I admit my approach may have been wrong boiling down all the participants in this thread to virgins, but the goal was to encourage maturity in the discussion. Perhaps my reaction was more prudish and condescending than it should have been, but let's be serious here. All the talk about eating orifices is like leaving an atm receipt around with a hefty balance. It's just try hard...

Okay, now I'm out! Peace!

You tried encouraging mature discussion by calling us all virgins? How'd you think that was going to work out?

This shit ain't like in your manga comics.

 

[Professor Beef]

Girls feel the same way about swamp[?] dick.

Hygiene for all!

At last, the genders can come together (no pun intended) on a mutual hatred of stank.

 

[FunkyPajamas]

I admit my approach may have been wrong boiling down all the participants in this thread to virgins, but the goal was to encourage maturity in the discussion. Perhaps my reaction was more prudish and condescending than it should have been, but let's be serious here. All the talk about eating orifices is like leaving an atm receipt around with a hefty balance. It's just try hard...

Okay, now I'm out! Peace!

It's a thread about the subject. People will share their experiences and preferences. Could there be posters making stuff up? Sure, but unless it's absolutely obvious, why derail the thread?

Also, "the goal was to encourage maturity in the discussion"... let me tell you, you're doing it wrong.

This shit ain't like in your manga comics.

lol.

 

[A Link to the Past]

Who cares what someone's preference in sex may be? If you disagree don't have sex with them? I don't get it - pretty sure this is what you call bad/terrible sex when it's with someone that is not compatible with your desires... If you want someone to give you a BJ or eat you out and they don't like it, why have sex with them? Sure in committed relationships you make compromises and sacrifices (part of what comes with a relationship) but that's a different issue to casual sex/strangers/whatever where that doesn't really exist.

Also, Jezebel using gendered insults? :lol

The article is more about guys who want to get oral sex, but never to give.

 

[sirap]

tangy pussy is the best

 

[Dennis]

Team Infernodash.

Ever since GAF insisted that their girls squirt buckets of unexplained-by-science-but-definitely-not-piss liquid I have stopped believing a word of it when it comes to sex.

 

[Daria]

I love going down, but in my defense, a hairy bush is worse for a guy than it is for a woman. They don't necessarily have to be in it.

Plus I guess some people are grossed out by bodily fluids that aren't saliva and their own blood (and even then)
y

stop it, we're not children. nothing wrong with a little extra fur around the edge

You'd say it legitimately tastes "good"? I doubt that. Steak tastes good. Double fudge subdae taste good. Pussy juices? Not high up on my taste bud category. It's not nasty, it's bodily fluid, but I surely wouldn't want a plate of the thing, know what I'm saying?

i think the problem here is that youre eating on the wrong kind of girls

 

[JadedWriter]

What exactly are the negatives of giving oral to the woman you love? I crave my girl. It's only bad if the woman smells like an old fish market down there.

 

[LyleLanley]

Amen. It's one of my favorite things to eat out.

Out of curiosity, is there a long list of things that you like to eat out?

 

[andymcc]

I admit my approach may have been wrong boiling down all the participants in this thread to virgins, but the goal was to encourage maturity in the discussion. Perhaps my reaction was more prudish and condescending than it should have been, but let's be serious here. All the talk about eating orifices is like leaving an atm receipt around with a hefty balance. It's just try hard/tacky...

Okay, now I'm out! Peace!

the bolded killed me.

That's a p. long time

i'm old.

stop it, we're not children. nothing wrong with a little extra fur around the edge

i read this in daria's voice...

 

[Basketball]

In this thread, a bunch of virgins declare how much they enjoy eating the ass and poon of their imaginary lovers. A real man keeps his preferences his own. Grow up guys!

 

[AlexBasch]

The subject of the article is not "men should do X or else they're pussies". That's just the clickbait. The subject is "why do men want Y from women, but women cannot get X from men?"

Clickbait or not, it's the first impression. Also, been seeing some "real men" posts around here.

I get the idea of the article, don't get me wrong. There are good grounds for a discussion about this, but Jezebel did a very bad job at presenting it.

 

[blue_phazon]

I'm a virgin but I've eaten pussy before and it was fantastic.

This thread is giving me a huge boner

 

[Dennis]

 

[LucidMomentum]

stop it, we're not children. nothing wrong with a little extra fur around the edge

Preach. Gimme that bush.

Okay, now I'm out! Peace!

Not even a solid bait attempt.

Out of curiosity, is there a long list of things that you like to eat out?

Well I like going out to eat in general, but given the option of eating out, or eating out, I always prefer the latter.

I get the idea of the article, don't get me wrong. There are good grounds for a discussion about this, but Jezebel did a very bad job at presenting it.

It's Jezebel, so yeah.

 

[daveo42]

Out of curiosity, is there a long list of things that you like to eat out?

I'm sure that list is quite small. Pussy? Ass? Not sure if there's anything else I'd want to eat out. Open sores? Nostrils? No thanks.

 

[andymcc]

Having experienced a common sexual act is akin to being rich.

I love it.

i really believe that post justifies the existence of this thread.

 

[Sai-kun]

That's literally the best time to eat butt. <3

okay now i'm not on board with this

i don't mind a little natural scent and taste because who wants to shower every single time they wanna be intimate? but i'm not necessarily *into* that.

I admit my approach may have been wrong boiling down all the participants in this thread to virgins, but the goal was to encourage maturity in the discussion. Perhaps my reaction was more prudish and condescending than it should have been, but let's be serious here. All the talk about eating orifices is like leaving an atm receipt around with a hefty balance. It's just try hard...

Okay, now I'm out! Peace!

I have no idea if you're a troll or not but I'm gullible so w/e

Isn't the fact that this conversation is happening without people going 'ew girls have cooties' or some equally immature shit a sign that things are going just fine? there's nothing wrong with having a casual/fun conversation about sexual things. Sex is fun, man, and there's nothing wrong with even bonding/connecting with others over it. It helps to foster sex-positive and healthy mindsets, IMO. Not every talk about sex needs to be strictly clinical and scientific. Eating pussy and ass owns, man. Get into it.

 

[ElBoxyBrown]

If you have gag reflexes practice oral in the shower. The soap isn't gonna wash itself.