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[Almighty]

Sounds like good advice to me.

Raw cookie dough needs to be baked to reach its full potential anyway.

 

[Ragnorok64]

Will this effect chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream?!!

 

[Guevara]

wait, wtf now flour is dangerous? I eggspected this to be about eggs.

 

[JigglesBunny]

Dear FDA,
You can't stop my girlfriend and I from eating straight out of these tubs.

I'm happy taking the risk.

 

[Laevateinn]

I can't believe there's people out there who don't eat cookie dough. What is wrong with you?

wait, wtf now flour is dangerous? I eggspected this to be about eggs.

If you get your eggs from the store, they're fine raw. They go great in Japanese recipes.

 

[FelixOrion]

the Man can't fucking take this from me!

 

[Quonny]

wowzers a whole 38 people got sick out of the probably tens of millions of times someone ate raw cookie dough

terrifying

 

[Purkake4]

Protip for America: if you vaccinated your chickens like the rest of the 1st world instead of being cheapskates chicken-borne salmonella wouldn't be a problem.

 

[Clockwork5]

Dozens of people? Lol, whatever.

 

[Yaphett Kotto]

If you want to eat cookie dough that bad there are companies that cater specifically to you:

I am looking at an unpleasant trip to the bathroom.

 

[Moosichu]

Sounds like good advice to me.

Raw cookie dough needs to be baked to reach its full potential anyway.

No

 

[georly]

It's official: Raw cookie dough is a no-no


The FDA says dozens have been sickened by the Shiga toxin-producing E. coli O121 after they ate raw flour. According to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, 38 people were infected in 20 states with illnesses starting in December.

DOZENS of people!? DOZENS!?

Well, this is an epidemic that must be stopped *chomp chomp chomp*

 

[Mossybrew]

I can't believe there's people out there who don't eat cookie dough. What is wrong with you?

I don't eat straight sugar either. Raw cookie dough is oversweet yuck. Gag.

 

[wesleyshark]

Fuck you FDA, I'll double barrel cookie dough if I wanna

This. Fuck the FDA.

 

[Dalek]

Protip for America: if you vaccinated your chickens like the rest of the 1st world instead of being cheapskates chicken-borne salmonella wouldn't be a problem.

Look at this guy.

 

[Beartruck]

Try and stop me.

 

[Tom Nook Sawyer]

DOZENS of people!? DOZENS!?

Well, this is an epidemic that must be stopped *chomp chomp chomp*

To be fair, that's only the reported numbers. I doubt most people who get sick actually seek medical attention.

I speak from experience after getting HORRIBLY sick after eating raw brownie batter. I had terrible muscle aches, could barely move, and yet had to make it to the toilet constantly. But I never felt like I needed to see a doctor...even if I wanted to die

Yeah, no more raw batter for me.

 

[DOWN]

Has science gone too far?

 

[stufte]

I've been eating it raw for years. I'm not going to start worrying now.

 

[Onaco]

OK, OK, but does this include Play Doh... what?

 

[HStallion]

What other food product will let me just squeeze it into my mouth while depressed? I guess Cookie Butter from Trader Joes.

 

[Neo_Geo]

Something something everything in moderation. I will still do it from time to time.

 

[Magnet_Man]

Never.

 

[Owari]

I'm sure my vegan cookie dough is 100% E.Coli free, thankyouverymuch.

Veganism stays winning.

 

[Almighty]

No

You will see the truth one day.

Raw cookie dough is just some precookie nastiness and eating it just denies you the awesomeness that is a freshly baked cookie.

 

[Camjo-Z]

I always make as many full-sized cookies as possible with the dough, and eat whatever dough is leftover. This ain't gonna stop me.

 

[Alexlf]

OK, OK, but does this include Play Doh... what?

Play Doh is fully cooked and actually edible if you really want to eat it.

 

[BokehKing]

I did this a lot 33 years ago, it'scool right? E-coli wasn't around back then? Right?

 

[Puruzi]

i don't give a shit, it tastes good

 

[HUELEN10]

I'm sure my vegan cookie dough is 100% E.Coli free, thankyouverymuch.

Veganism stays winning.

Did you even read the OP? The flour is the concern.

 

[FluxWaveZ]

I did not know people ate raw cookie dough until now.

 

[skullmuffins]

I'm sure my vegan cookie dough is 100% E.Coli free, thankyouverymuch.

Veganism stays winning.

the article is about the flour being contaminated. flour is vegan, last I checked.

 

[Enter The 36 Chambers]

Why not just make cookies?

Americans are actually eating straight up raw ingredients now

 

[Alexlf]

I did not know people ate raw cookie dough until now.

Dood you are missing out so hard. Just try it once, it's all I ask.

 

[Virdix]

who would eat raw cookie dough though

Dude, you gotta make the dough from scratch.


I've been eating cookie dough and brownie batter my whole life, that's enough anecdotal evidence for me.

 

[Gallbaro]

I am already dead.

 

[Hindl]

I'm sure my vegan cookie dough is 100% E.Coli free, thankyouverymuch.

Veganism stays winning.

Vegan cookie dough still includes flour, which is what the OP is about.

Veganism stays losing

 

[Dishwalla]

Why not just make cookies?

Americans are actually eating straight up raw ingredients now

Apparently America is the only country who knows how to live a little

 

[Virdix]

You will see the truth one day.

Raw cookie dough is just some precookie nastiness and eating it just denies you the awesomeness that is a freshly baked cookie.

Nah, cookies are at their prime after you let them sit for a night.


(I'm kidding, different strokes and all thay)

 

[G-Bus]

I've never heard of any one getting sick from eating raw cookie dough. Worth the risk.

 

[psylah]

A death worth dying.

 

[Owari]

the article is about the flour being contaminated. flour is vegan, last I checked.

Did you even read the OP? The flour is the concern.

I did read the OP. It said flour can be easily contaminated by animal products. All the cookie dough I make/buy is 100% cruelty free. So no ecoli flour for me!

 

[HStallion]

I did read the OP. It said flour can be easily contaminated by animal products. All the cookie dough I make/buy is 100% cruelty free. So no ecoli flour for me!

The cruelty is the best tasting part.

 

[CloudyTuba]

Nothing. Ice cream is made with imitation dough.

Do they sell packs of imitation cookie dough? We can eat that without fear.

Fuck you FDA, I'll double barrel cookie dough if I wanna

Don't care. Eating it anyway. See you in hell, science.

Go to hell FDA. I'll eat it until I die.

This thread is great.

 

[DOWN]

I'm sure my vegan cookie dough is 100% E.Coli free, thankyouverymuch.

Veganism stays winning.

you in this thread about the threat of eating raw flour:

 

[olympia]

lmao experts are literally warning people not to eat cookie dough and you guys are all "nah fuck that, fuck you I'm gonna do it anyway!!"

and we wonder how trump won the gop primary and how the brexit could have possibly happened despite the emphatic advice from people who know better

cookie dough is good though

 

[Owari]

Do they sell packs of imitation cookie dough? We can eat that without fear.

Vegan cookie dough.

+perk: you can bake it too

Spoiler

if you're a heathen

 

[Protome]

Wait, do American eggs actually still have a risk of salmonella?

 

[Kyzer]

Dear FDA,
You can't stop my girlfriend and I from eating straight out of these tubs.

I'm happy taking the risk.

Word for word

 

[Darth Karja]

After reading this I have the urge to eat cookie dough now.